My Snapey Smutty Valentine
We didn’t even try to keep this one tasteful…

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast - (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Introduction - (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Snarky is missing – oh noes!
- The particular challenge of translating the book 6 title into other languages
- In which we explore the Snarry undertones of the Japanese HBP trailer
- Speaking of the next movie, what’s up with that PG rating??!
- Plans for this summer’s HP cons

The Snape Report - (23:00)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the month of February. (Send your news to [email protected])
- Fans in Japan celebrate Snape Sensei’s birthday in style
- Someone up there at WB clearly likes Japan the best
- New movie poster for Half-Blood Prince is Prince-less
- For more smexy Valentines Snape-ing, check out Snapedom's Valentine’s Party, and the hpvalensmut and wizardlove exchanges
- Deatheater wannabes, Snarry shippers, Snupin lovers, and the generally slashy begin preparing for Snapey fun at Azkatraz

Valentine’s Telegram #1 - (25:17)
Rhyming Troll: Becca

Love Potion 9 & 3/4 - (25:46)
Warning: We earned our EXPLICIT rating on this one.
Panel: Gina, Becca, Shannon, Rachael
- Snape PWP
Walking the Plank - Snarry Archive
Idols of Perversity by bloodcultoffreud – SS/HG
Illustration for Idols of Perversity by _odella_ (NWS)
A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement by Melusin – SS/HG
An Army of Snapes by LadyoftheMasque – SS/HG
Graduation by mylittlesecret – SS/HG
The Love You Take by Subversa – SS/HG
A Pushing, Thrusting Young Man by Ad Baculum – Snarry
The Very Last by Amanuensis – Snarry
Snape/Hermione by eldivinomarques (NWS)

Valentine’s Telegram #2 - (51:43)
Rhyming Troll: Gina

Valentine’s PSA - (52:10)
Announcer: Rose
- Beware suspicious Valentine’s Owlpost

Valentine’s Telegram #3 - (53:20)
Rhyming Troll: Shannon

SnapeFest Potions Class - (53:45)
Announcer: Gina & Rachael
The Professor: Droxy
- Brewing a dung bath bomb

Valentine’s Telegram #4 - (1:09:46)
Rhyming Troll: Rachael

Closing - (1:10:15)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Continue sending us those Snapefic recs
- Rachael is still really hung up on Home Fries Nazi by pir8tfancier
- Tune in to Spellcast for their upcoming Snape fic roundtable.
- Snapey Valentine’s Love to the Professor and ALL Snapefen

Top 10 Worst Valentine’s for the Professor - (1:15:05)
Voice: Chris

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-Transcripts of this episode will be available at

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro    
The Snape Report    
- music by Allan Horn, “newscast”    
- Angel Romero, A Touch of Class: 04-Variations on Greensleeves    
Love Potion 9 & 3/4    
- Etta James, "I Just Want To Make Love To You”    
- Angel Romero, A Touch of Class: 04-Variations on Greensleeves    
Valentine’s PSA    
- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 02-Professor Umbridge    
- Angel Romero, A Touch of Class: 04-Variations on Greensleeves    
Potions Class    
- The Searchers, "Love Potion No. 9"    
- Angel Romero, A Touch of Class: 04-Variations on Greensleeves    
Top 10 Worst Valentine’s    
- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 09-Dobby the House Elf

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