Giving You Another Reason to Procrastinate During Final Exams
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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast - (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Introduction - (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Chris
- Snape meetups and other Snapetacular activities at Phoenix Rising.
- Latex Snape.
- British boarding schools and spanking?
- Coming up in this episode...

The Snape Report - (11:19)
Announcer: Jon
News for the month of May. (Send your news to [email protected])
- Borders Bookstore continues to fan Snape hysteria with the release of the book, "The Great Snape Debate".
- Order of the Phoenix trailer seriously lacking in Snape underpants action.
- Images of Snape from the soon to be released Harry Potter video game get us all stirred up.
- Scribbulus essay by Dr. Cynycal,"Snape: Good or Bad or Good in Bed?", totally misses the point. We don't ever want to get over Snape!
- Thanks to snapefanatic Trekkiegrrrl's amazing Snape bento box, Snape never looked so edible.

Snapecast Store - (14:16)
Announcer: Gina
- Haven't you always wanted Snape's nose pressed against YOUR chest?

Snarky Chapters - (15:29)
Panel: Rachael, Becca, Jackie, Rose, Shannon
-Half Blood Prince - Spinner's End Part I

The Top 10 Things Snape Does in Fanfic He Won't Do in DH - (43:05)
Announcer: Rose

Love Potion 9 & 3/4 - (44:43)
Panel: Gina, Rose, Shannon, Rachael
- Snupin Resources: Snupin Library, Master & The Wolf, Snupin Central, lupin_snape community on LJ, Moonshadow Archive, snupin100 drabble community
- The Way of the World
- Every Snupin Ever Written
- Wolf Masterson
- Additional Snupin rec's
- A Method of Annulment
- Apt Pupil
- Apology
- Becoming Neville

"Fandom Going Out of Business Greying Underpants Sale" Contest Winners - (58:38)
Announcer: Wendy
- 1st place - The Sallow-tone Boy by the_bitter_word
- 2nd place - Undi-masks by smarmypenguin
- 3rd place tie- Super Snape by aleoninc
- 3rd place tie - Briefs of Glory by _vocalion_

Owlpost - (1:06:59)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Rose
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world.
- In which we discuss the significance of the COLOR of Snape's underpants and the deliciousness of Canadian Oreos.
- Calling all Canadians (and Canadian wannabes)...

Closing - (1:24:24)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Chris
- Up next, a special Pre-Phoenix Rising Bonus Episode.

Snape Bereavement Project - (1:26:51)
Announcer: Rachael
Voice: Chris
- Stage III - Bargaining

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- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro
The Snape Report
music by Allan Horn, "Newscast"
Snapecast Store
- Madonna, "Dress You Up"
Snarky Chapters
- Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls
Top Ten
- Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 07-Rita Skeeter
Love Potion 9 & 3/4
- Etta James, "I Just Want to Make Love to You"
Contest Update
- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Scorcerer's Stone: 11-Christmas at Hogwarts
- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity
Snape Bereavement Project
- Charles Gounod, Faust: 2-Adagio Animato