Beware of the Ides of March Snark!
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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast - (0:00)
Voice: Chris
-Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Introduction - (0:57)
Hosts: Jonathan, Meagan, Shannon
- The Snapecast coup - Rachael has been dethroned! (At least until she finishes the bar exam.)
- Coming up in this episode
- Help wanted! We're looking for a few hard-working Snapefans.
- Reactions to the DH release date.

The Snape Report - (10:50)
Announcer: Rachael
News for the month of March. (Send your news to [email protected])
- Another year older and as sexy as ever: Alan Rickman turned 61 on February 21st.
- NECA's new Snape action figure unveiled.
- The recent release of a close-up of young Snape on has fans either swooning over his greasy hair or questioning whether his nose is really big enough.
- In LJ news changingfacades is a new postwar Snupin community, colourful_bat, a new Snape/Tonks, community just completed its first anti-V-day challenge, and sshg_exchange recently completed sign-ups for Summer 2007.
- Borders seems to be getting on the Snape-lovin' bandwagon and are sponsoring the Great Snape Debate as well as a Quidditch team at Phoenix Rising!

How Grey is Snape Snippet - (13:34)
Host: Rachael
Snape is Evil Perspective: Jackie & Mytheos
- Order of the Phoenix

Open Call for Snarky Transcription Trolls - (15:31)
Announcer: Meagan
- If interested E-mail [email protected], subject line: Transcription Help

Snape & - (15:58)
Panel: Becca, Meagan, Kim from Spinnerscast
-Snape & Treachery and Betrayal
- 'cause things get kinda complicated, Meagan drew some diagrams

How Grey is Snape Snippet - (38:11)
Host: Rachael
Snape is Evil Perspective: Jackie & Mytheos
- Half-Blood Prince

This Slytherin Life - (44:43)
Intro: Jeff
Essayist: Peg Kerr
- Choosing the Heart of Flesh over the Heart of Stone

Help Us With Our Website - (50:03)
Announcer: Jonathan
- If interested E-mail [email protected], include links to examples of your work

Love Potion 9 & 3/4 - (50:44)
Panel: Gina, Rose, Shannon, and Robert of Spellcast
The Spy Who Shagged Me & Betrayal, Deception and Infidelity in Snape Fics
- Chaos is Come Again
- Cloak of Courage
- Loves Labours Paradise Lost
- But You Alone
- My Happy Ending
- On the Theme of Infidelity
- Knight Errant Chronicles
- I Have Many Skills
- Rom to My Private Dungeon

Contest Update - (1:12:40)
Announcer: Wendy

Owlpost - (1:13:37)
Panel: Shannon, Jonathan, Meagan
- Severus Snape, the Benedict Arnold of Harry Potter?
- In which we discuss what wizards wear under their robes.
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world

Closing - (1:28:41)
Hosts: Jonathan, Meagan, Shannon
- Up next: something snapey is afoot.

Snape Bereavement Project - (1:32:00)
Announcer: Rachael
Bereft: Wendy
- Stage I: Denial

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-Transcripts of this episode will be available at .

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro
The Snape Report
music by Allan Horn, "Newscast"
How Grey is Snape
- Ani DiFranco, 'Grey'
Open Call for Snarky Transcription Trolls
- Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 05-Foreign Visitors Arrive
Snape &
Shira Kammen, Wild Wood: 13-Rapaz Maneo
This Slytherin Life
- Ehren Starks, The Depths of a Year: 01-The tale of room 620
- Loreena McKennitt, 'Between the Shadows'
Web Designer Ad
- Styx, 'Mr. Roboto'
Love Potion 9 & 3/4
- Etta James, "I Just Want to Make Love to You"
Contest Announcement
- Artie Shaw & his Orchestra, "Non-Stop Flight"
Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity
Snape Bereavement Project
- Beethoven: 04 Piano Sonata No. 14 (Quasi una Fantasia) In C Sharp Minor, Op. 27 No.2

Special thanks to Quinlan Road for their kind permission to use 'Between the Shadows' by Loreena McKennitt from the album The Visit.

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