Snapey holiday goodness for everyone who's been a little naughty this year.
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Content for this episode...This is Snapecast - (00:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's StoneIntroduction - (00:57)
Hosts: Rachael, Chris, Shannon
-Coming up in this episode...
-Bizzare Christmas traditions in the UK.
-Speculation on Christmas with the Snapes.

The Snape Report - (10:40)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the month of December. (Send your news to [email protected])
- Snape momentarily more popular than onions on PodcastAlley!
- HBO's 4 minute sneak peek at Order of the Phoenix aired on November 21st.
- Looking for a gift for that Snape-lovin' special someone, lysel is selling Snape Plushies.
- Contribute to the Severus Snape page on the HP Wiki. Send an e-mail to [email protected], subject line "Snape Wiki Volunteer".
- Snape somehow omitted from The San Francisco Chronicle's "The 12 Sexiest Men Who Were Never Alive."
- Snapecast is now officially a member of the Harry Potter Podcasters Coalition.

Snape Theory - (27:23)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose
Guest: Stephanie (PAM2002 on Leaky Lounge)
- Madame Pince/Eileen Prince, one and the same.

PSA: Holiday Shopping with Snapecast - (29:22)
Announcer: Meagan
- Coming soon, the official snapecast Cafe Press Store.

Interview - (30:03)
Interviewer: Gina
Guest: lookfar
- Lookfar's fics
- Snape is subjected to psycho-analysis by a professional.

Contest Winners Announcement - (49:01)
Announcer: Rose
- Lost by sigune
- Winter Solstice by Dawn Secondcost
- Severus and the Three Spirits of Christmas by Rebecca Gomez
- Stay tuned for further details on our new contests.

Snape & - (50:04)
Panel: Becca, Rachael, Gina, Wendy, Shannon
- Snape & Family: Part I

Owlpost - (1:10:22)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Chris
Voice: Chris
- Dreams really do come true - WE FINALLY HEARD FROM ICELAND
- In which we reveal the secrets of podcasting
- Howlers and e-mail from the Wizarding & Muggle world (and the Beyond)

Closing - (1:23:24)
Hosts: Rachael, Chris, Shannon
- Whatever you celebrate, make it a snarky one!

Holiday Medley - (1:25:50)
Announcer: Jonathan
Musical Talent: Jeff, Rachael, Spanky the House-Elf, Rose, Winky the House-Elf, Celestina Warbeck, Stubby Boardman, Gina
- Have Yourself a Snarky Little Christmas
- Sev'rus the Halfblood
- It's Beginning to Look Like Severus Bites It
- It Came Upon a Potions Class
- I Brewed a Little Potion
- All I Want for Christmas is Snape
- He's a Git!
- Potion Brewing

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- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro
The Snape Report
- Music by Allan Horn, "Newscast"
Snape Theory
- Human Response, Delirious: 01-Delirious
- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: 11 - Christmas at Hogwarts
Fan Interview
- Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major
Contest Winners Announcement
- The First Baptist Bells, Joy to the World: 10 - A Carol for All Seasons
Snape &
- Shira Kammen, Wild Wood: 13 - Rapaz Maneo
- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity
Holiday Medley
Clips from the following popular holiday songs:
- "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
- "Frosty the Snowman"
- "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
- "It Came Upon a Midnight Clear"
- "I Have a Little Dreidel"
- "All I Want for Christmas is You"
- "Let it Snow!"
- "Sleigh Ride"

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