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Snapecast Episode 43

Remembrance and Reunion Snapecast Returns Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Host Opening– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Becca – In which we return from almost a 5 year hiatus…for the time being – Catching up on a few years of Snape–in – Gossip and The Cursed Child Rickman Reunion Roundtable– (16:07) Panel: Rachael, Gina, Meagan, Wendy and Shannon

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Snape Meetup at Ascendio

Need your Snape fix this summer? If plan to attend Ascendio , the Snapecasters will be hosting one of our famous Snape meetups during the con. For more information, check out the Livejournal community . And if you have not registered for Ascendio yet, be sure to do do before May 1 when the registration price increases. And don’t forget to mention you were referred by Snapecast.

Happy Birthday Professor

It’s that time of year again. Snapecast has an owl on the way to wish everyone’s favorite snarky professor a happy 52nd birthday… How will you be celebrating?

We're Back!

Due to a problem with blibbering–humdingers in the server (that may or may not have had anything to do with one snarky professor), snapecast.com was down for a while. We’ve called in an expert to take care of the infestation and are back. Stay tuned for further Snape–ing!

Snapecast Episode 42

****\ Always… The Long Awaited Deathly Hallows (Part II) Episode Content for this episode:\ This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Host Opening– (0:57) Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Gina – In which the hosts attempt to explore the answers to life, the universe and everything – Crying into a flask over the conventions we couldn’t attend this summer – A little geeky discourse on Pottermore

Video Episode on YouTube

For those who did not have a chance to download our first video episode , our Snapey shenanigans can now be streamed. The episode is available via YouTube in two parts… Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIVnY5dIm4o Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amp9XThwnUw

Snapecast Video Episode Alpha

** Direct Download the very first video episode – 655 MB (30:08) ** Snapecast Video Episode Alpha Operation Doorpost Content for this episode: Introduction(0:00) Featuring: Rachael, Meagan, and the Wizarding World of Harry Potter – Snapecast’s first video episode ever – Rachael and Meagan film their October 2010 visit to the Wizarding World of Harry Potter Entering the Park– (0:27) Wandering Fen: Rachael and Meagan – Rachael and Meagan explain how to get to the Harry Potter portion of the park (and wear matching t–shirts)

Snapemore is Coming

See www.snapemore.com for details. More later.

Snapecast Episode 41

Snape–ing for Newbies An Episode Especially for Dunderheads Just Discovering their Love of Snape Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:57) Hosts: Rachael, Shannon, Becca – In which the hosts celebrate our 5–year Snape–iversary with a little too much wine. – Trailer Talk: is Deathly Hallows Part II going to live up to the Snapeyness promised in this latest trailer ?

Snapey Stuff at Sakura Con

Although many Snape fen are currently enjoying themselvess at Aeternitas , Becca and Rachael recently spotted some Snape at a non–HP convention, Sakura Con . There was not much, but we did see… A Snapey keychain from Gum Gum … Some Snily fanart from Nuriko Kun … And we think this might be a silver doe/stag thing… Hey, we see a bit of Snape in everything. ;)

Snapecast Episode 40

The Unidactyl and You Critical Information for the Well–rounded Snapefan Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:57) Hosts: Rachael, Meagan, Kristin – In which an unfortunate miscommunication lands us an awesome guest host. – Meagan is homeless; how you can help. – Hidden meanings behind the Deathly Hallows art director’s infamous quote . – Coming up in this show.

Compelling Snape Pics from DH Part 2

A recent video from ABC Family featured previews of Deathly Hallows Part 2, which included some haunting pictures of Snape. We took some screencaps. Be sure to click on the images for the larger size and Snape in all his glory. So what does everyone think? Is this Snape outside the Potter’s house? Are we going to get flashbacks?

Snapecast Episode 39

The Epic Deathly Hallows Episode Three Hours of Nonstop Snape–ing to Make Up for Our Lateness! Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina – In which we explore the pros and cons of eating popcorn out of a cauldron. – How we saw Deathly Hallows Part I. – Looking ahead to upcoming HP cons in 2011: Aeternitas (April 28 – May 1), Lubricus (June 16–19), LeakyCon (July 13–17), and DiaconAlley (July 21–24)

You didn't think we would forget the Professor's birthday did you?

The Snapeologists at Snapecast know we have been dreadfully slow about an episode in reaction toDeathly Hallows Part I, but don’t lose hope yet. All good Snape fans know what special day tomorrow is and we promise we won’t let you down. Be on the lookout for something epic and record breaking.

Snape DH Chat Room

While you are waiting for the Snapecasters to get their act together and put out an episode aboutDeathly Hallows, you can squee with other Snape fen in the Deathly Hallows Snape chat room .

Snapecast Episode 38

The Wizarding World of Severus Snape Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan – Our Theory of Diminishing Snape leaves us pessimistic about the Snapeyness of Film 7. – Unspoiled predictions regarding the Snapeyness of the first Deathly Hallows film. – We hereby challenge all Snapefans to bring plastic cauldrons to eat their popcorn out of during the film.

Mr. May

The Professor looks a bit sad as the featured May model for a recent Harry Potter calendar… Three questions for everyone… Why isn’t he Mr. January?\ Am I the only one who thought the picture in the corner looked like a Barbie doll box?\ Why isn’t there an entire Snape calendar?

Theory of Diminishing Snape Presentation

A number of Snape fen have asked us about posting content for the Theory of Dimishing Snape talk we gave at Infinitus last month. If you are interested in having a look at our highly detailed (and somewhat scientific) analysis, we have a link to the presentation materials here . Please let us know what you think!

Infinitus Report from Snarky

The Muggles who run this podcast are still recovering from their incessant Snape–ing at Infinitus this weekend, but I thought it would be prudent to post about their adventures. I came along to the convention because Rachael told me “it was part of my contract.” I was able to hoodwink the Muggles into giving me money and I procured reservations for my own hospitality parlor and king suite. The rest of the details for the event are posted here .

WB has Property of the HBP Shirts

Someone is starting to realize that there can never be enough Snape merchandise. WB is selling Property of HBP t–shirts .

Snapecast Presents: The Sitting Room at Spinner's End

Dear Fellow Snape–fen, You are cordially invited to the Sitting Room at Spinner’s End to pass the time sneering, Snape–ing, andhexing Gryffindorssocializing over libations, snacks, and greying underpants on Friday evening before the Night of a Thousand Wizards. It is our dearest hope that a few hours relaxing and Snape–ing will provide a much needed break between the stimulating formal programming of Friday afternoon and the excitement and mayhem of the Night of a Thousand Wizards.

Snapecast Episode 37

The Musical Anniversary Episode Celebrating our 4–Year Snape–iversary! Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:57) Hosts: Rachael, Shannon, Gina – In which we blow out some birthday candles and reminisce on 4 years of Snape–ing – Just what has and hasn’t changed in the ways we Snape – Plans for Infinitus including a Snape meet–up and a presentation on The Theory of Diminishing Snape “

Snapecast Episode 36

Snapey Fools Day! Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:57) Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Rose – Upcoming cons we will be Snape–ing at – Sakura Con April 2–4, Expiditious on May 15th, and Infinitus in July. – SSHG exchange will begin posting June 1st – In which we discuss leaked pictures of the Wizarding World ofHarry PotterSeverus Snape!

Snape's Death Filmed

Although any good Snape fan is well aware of the fact that the professor does not actually die in the last book, Warner Brothers has announced that the Snape death scene has been filmed . At least we know he’ll be in the last film! Now let’s hope that the scene is longer than 2 minutes…

HBP: The Corrected Version

In Episode 35 , some of the Snapecasters performed a dramatic reading of the “Don’t Call Me a Coward” scene from the script forHarry Potter and the Halfblood Prince. Please consider this the closest thing we will get to a corrected version of the film. You can watch it here on the Snapecast YouTube channel .

Snapecast Episode 35

Happy Snapeday Someone Turns the Big Five–Oh Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:57) Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Shannon – Our plans for celebrating the Professor’s 50th – Richard Armitage, Shannon’s new Snapespiration : check him out here and here , here and this entire miniseries here! – Already looking forward to Infinitus – Coming up in this show.

Twelve False Friends

\ Day twelve of the thirteen days of Severus leading up to the Professor’s 50th birthday. Just putting the finishing touches on Episode 35.

Eleven Birthdays Waiting

\ Day eleven of the thirteen days of Severus leading up to the Professor’s 50th birthday. The Minister of Mixing is hard at work.

Ten Points from Gryffindor

\ Day ten of the thirteen days of Severus leading up to the Professor’s 50th birthday. Just a few more days until the next episode.

Nine Melted Cauldrons

\ Day nine of the thirteen days of Severus leading up to the Professor’s 50th birthday. Who’s bringing the birthday cake?

Eight Hateful Letters

\ Day eight of the thirteen days of Severus leading up to the Professor’s 50th birthday. Snarky’s been hard at work.

Seven Years of Friendship

\ Day seven of the thirteen days of Severus leading up to the Professor’s 50th birthday. How will you be celebrating?

Six Inches of Marking

\ Day six of the thirteen days of Severus leading up to the Professor’s 50th birthday. Are you ready to Snape?

Five Days Detention

\ Day five of the thirteen days of Severus leading up to the Professor’s 50th birthday. Here’s wishing everyone a Snapey New Year! (And yes, we’re hard at work on the next Episode!)

Four Childhood Foes

\ Day four of the thirteen days of Severus leading up to the Professor’s 50th birthday. You didn’t honestly think we’d let this momentous occasion pass without an episode…

Three Vials of Veritaserum

\ Day three of the thirteen days of Severus leading up to the Professor’s 50th birthday.

Two Manipulative Masters

\ Day two of the thirteen days of Severus leading up to the Professor’s 50th birthday.

One Lifelong Regret

\ Day one of the thirteen days of Severus leading up to the Professor’s 50th birthday.

Rickman Interview With Snape Content

Clips from a December 7, 2009 interview with Alan Rickman at the Hudson Society have recently surfaced. A link with the all three the videos is here . Here is a short summary of the content from a Snape fan perspective… Video 1 (located here ): Rickman talks about the importance of story telling and discusses what happens when it is mixed with commercialism. Video 2 (located here ): Rickman responds “I don’t know” to a question about what attracted him to his character in Harry Potter.

Deleted Scene #1...with more to come hopefully

A big Snapey thank you to many of our listeners for providing this news tip. If you have not seen it already check out the haunting deleted scene from HBP which, in our opinion, is all about Snape. Snape fen can only hope that there is more where this came from.

Snape and his elf made wine

This pic of Snape and a glass of elf made wine was recently posted on an Alan Rickman Facebook page… Now why couldn’t the rest of the movie been more along these lines?

Snapecast Episode 34

TheFlightLeisurely Stroll of the Prince The Azkatraz Episode This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan – Nearly two months on, we’re still recovering from Azkatraz – Revisiting some Snapey programming including The Fully Knowable Severus Snape – Highlights from the con included the Snape meet–up , the Snarry meet–up, the Snily meet–up, and Snape cosplayers – Coming up in this show.

Remembering simons_flower

Today the Harry Potter fandom realized a tragic loss. simons_flower ––podcaster, prolific fan fic writer, Ravenclaw, mother, and master of snark––was laid to rest in a cemetery in Washington state. As a mentor to new writers, host of the Quaffle Talk podcast , and valued friend to all who knew her, simons _flower touched more lives than can be expressed in the form of a post to this blog. Although her death was sudden and much too soon, it served as an example to illustrate the love and kinship in this fandom.

Back from Snape-ing at Azkatraz

The Snapecast staff has returned from Azkatraz so be on the lookout for a recap episode shortly. In the mean time, here are a few memorable moments from the con… Snarky was super naughty, receiving multiple arrest warrants for pooping on conference patrons, breach of employee confidentiality, tampering with mail, and other owl–related offenses… There was also a beautiful Snape profile at the con… Also Snape must have escaped from our hotel room because we did have a Snape–shaped hole….

Spinner's End Squee

It looks like we FINALLY have our first glimpse of Spinner’s End in all its shabby glory… Some more of the wig… And there’s a video clip of the Trio and Ginny discussing the Advanced Potions book .

Windblown!Snape Confirmed

It turns out that the poster with Snape and his greasy locks blowing in the wind was legit. Click on the image below for the high res version of what Mugglenet is calling the “bad guys poster” . Man, what will it take for Snape to lose this “villain” reputation?

Snape in LA

There’s a new billboard in LA with a very airbrushed Snape…

Another Snape poster...poor quality but promising

UHP has posted 6 new HBP posters and one of them features Snape. The picture is blurry, but it has some potential. And I do think it is slightly different than this one . In the blurred pic, the robe and hair are swishing in a semi–dramatic fashion.

Snapecast Episode 33

The Spring Cleaning Episode Doing Martha Stewart proud… Content for this episode: This is Snapecast – (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction – (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon – Things to look forward to atSnapeyLeakyCon. – Plans for a Snape meetup at Azkatraz. – In which WB claims top spot on our sh*tlist. – Coming up in this show. The Snape Report – (14:57)

The Best HBP Poster Yet

Who cannot love this… Click on the image for the high res version.

"It's Over"

Although the Professor is only featured for a few seconds in the latest HBP trailer , he certainly makes an impact. In addition to the scenes from previous trailers, the latest tease from the WB features Snape hurling hexes at Harry and darkly uttering the words “it’s over” in a way that only Snape can do. We’ve captured a few screencaps which are available below. Click on the link for the larger versions…

Snape-ing one day early isn't necessarilly a good thing

After initially delaying the release ofHarry Potter and the Halfblood Prince8 months, Warner Brothers is now giving us one extra day of Snape–ing and releasing the film on July 15, 2009 . Unfortunately this may cause some stress for Azkatraz convention goers, many of whom planned their travel around a midnight release on July 17, 2009. HPEF has yet to make a decision to change show times or convention schedules, but they are keeping everyone in the loop .

Some Snape on Spellcast

Most of the Snapecasters have recovered from our brief affair with Rorschach and although we don’t have a new Snapecast yet, we did some Snape–ing on Spellcast a while ago when they reviewed a Snapey fic. You can listen to the episode here or direct download here . While we’re on the topic of Spellcast, don’t forget their Azkatraz Podcast Play Sweepstakes . So submit your Snapey story ideas ASAP. If we get some crap about Dumbledore this year, Snarky will not be happy.

Snapecast Episode 32

We loveSnape!Rorschach! Content for this episode: This is Snapecast – (0:00) Voice: Rorschach – Soundbyte: Jackie Earle Haley; Watchmen Introduction– (0:57) Hosts: Rachael, Becca – special announcement: Snapecast is now Rorschachcast! – why Snapefans should become Rorschachfans – a very special Rorschach–inspired Top Ten – stay tuned for more information! Contact Magical and Muggle listeners are encouraged to leave comments in our blogs, post to our discussion boards, send us e–mails, or leave us a voicemail.

Finally the Halfblood Prince in HBP!

Severus Snape has finally received the recognition he deserves with respect to his namesake movie. We have a very nice promo poster featuring the Professor…

Snapecast on Twitter

Snapecast finally got a Twitter account so apparate on over there when you have a chance and say hello. Snarky also couldn’t resist making one of these…

Snapecast Episode 31

MySnapeySmutty Valentine We didn’t even try to keep this one tasteful… Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon – Snarky is missing – oh noes! – The particular challenge of translating the book 6 title into other languages – In which we explore the Snarry undertones of the Japanese HBP trailer

Some Snape From Japan!

The Japanese trailer forHarry Potter and the Halfblood Princewas recently released giving us all a tiny bit more Snape over which to squee. Here is link to the best version we can find. It’s not much, but at this point, Snape fans will take what they can get. We also have some screencaps of the two “new” Snape scenes… Expect some discussion on the Valentine’s Day episode of Snapecast….

Snapecast Episode 30

HappySnapemasSnapukahSnapesticeBirthday, Professor! Wishing a little bit of Severus for everyone this year Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina – We may be rusty, but we’re still Snape–ing – Vampire!Snape – definitely more sparkly than Edward Cullen – In which we confess to not keeping up with the new “canon” – Our resolutions for being better Snapefans this year

Snapecast iTunes Problem Fixed

Since Episode 27 we’ve been suspecting that Professor Snape somehow managed to put a curse on our iTunes feed. The Snapecast staff believes that we found an adequate counter curse and now have the problem under control. If you continue to experience problems try resubscribing or shoot us an email. Happy Snape–ing!

Third HBP Trailer Looks Promising

The latestHalfblood Princetrailer (which will be shown withTwilightopening on November 21) looks to be pretty Snapey. You catch and download various versions of the trailer here . And here are the screencaps of the Snapey bits… I believe we have some Killing Curse action… Dumbledore better watch out… And the angsty burning house scene… shivers

Snapecast Episode 29

We’re Late for School! **But if it earns us a detention with a certain snarky professor ** Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (00:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (00:58) Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Wendy – Rose recounts her whirlwind tour of all three HP conventions this summer including real silver does, Snape gangs, Draperies, and ship missionaries – Overall opinion of the new HBP release date: we would’ve preferred socks

Big and Shiny Unbreakable Vow

We finally got a big, shiny, high quality UV picture. Click on the image below to see the details… Yes, Narcissa’s hair is a bit wonky. And I don’t see any elf made wine…

Oh how they tease

The Curse of the Halfblood Prince continues with new images of Snape released from the film! First we have a really nice Snape wand action shot… And then the infamous Unbreakable Vow scene… And we have to wait HOW long to see this film?

The Curse of the Halfblood Prince?

In light of today’s announcement that the release of Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince will be pushed to July 2009, many Snape fen are wondering if the film is cursed. How are we supposed to survive the winter without our Snapey fix? The official movie web site reflects the change and a rationalization for the move can be found here . But there is a silver lining on this pair of graying underpants: the new release date coincides with Azkatraz , HPEF’s 2009 conference in San Fransisco.

A Call for Contributions

There’s nothing quite like Snape–ing the day away with fellow fans to get those snarky juices flowing! As you may have noticed, we here at Snapecast are still riding high on the energy and excitement of all the Snapey events this summer. And it appears that we’re not alone; many Snapefans are experiencing fresh bursts of inspiration and creativity when it comes to our favourite Greasy Git. Snapecast would like to invite our listeners to share some of that

Snapecast Episode 28

TheMostlyLive One For those who couldn’t make it to Portus… Content for this episode: Introduction– (0:00) Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina – Reporting on the Snapey fun of Snapefest – Special Snapefest Tribute Video: Edited version (5:30), Downloadable Full–Length Version (14:56) – In which Becca squees (rather loudly) over Snape’s leather jacket . – Highlights from the Podcast Palooza , Portus , the Art Gallery , and the Swim–Up Bar. – Rachael narrowly escapes buying a piece of Snape look alike art …

Half-blood Prince Teaser Trailer has no Half-blood Prince

We are happy to report that the teaser trailer for Harry Potter and the Half–blood Prince has finally been released and is viewable via this link . Unfortunately the previews do not include an appearance by the title character, Severus Snape. Poor Sevy. Because Warner Brothers won’t give us our Snapey fix, Snapecast will be putting out a special “Happy Birthday Harry” episode featuring audio from the live Snapecast at Portus.

SnapeFest Pics

A number of pics from SnapeFest are located here . You can also upload your pics to this group .

Top 10 Things Snapefen are looking forward to at Portus - #1

Non–stop Snape–ing at Snapefest !!!

Top 10 Things Snapefen are looking forward to at Portus - #2

Dueling at the Granger–Snape Meetup at the Marriott on Saturday.

Top 10 Things Snapefen are looking forward to at Portus - #3

Taking A Look at the Life of Severus Snape on Friday morning.

Top 10 Things Snapefen are looking forward to at Portus - #4

Voguing at the Mystery Masquerade Ball on Saturday night

Top 10 Things Snapefen are looking forward to at Portus - #5

Exploring Snape s Hero s Journey at s JourneyHarry Potter and the Redefinition of the Hero on Saturday

Top 10 Things Snapefen are looking forward to at Portus - #6

**Raising a toast to Severus at the Swim Up Bar in the Hotel Lagoon ** Keep your eyes peeled for several after hours events sponsored by the The Drunkeaters on Friday, Saturday and Sunday

Top 10 Things Snapefen are looking forward to at Portus - #7

**Turning the Friday Night Desert Mingler into the Official Snarry Meetup ** …because nothing’s quite as yummy as some sweet Snarry lovin'

Top 10 Things Snapefen are looking forward to at Portus - #8

Taking part in Snapecast episode 28 (LIVE!!!) from 11pm midnight on Friday at the Podcast Palooza . Feel free to show up in your pajamas – grey nightshirts especially welcome.

Top 10 Things Snapefen are looking forward to at Portus - #9

The SnapeCandlelight Flashlight Vigil after Snapefest! All are welcome, even theunworthynon–Snapefen.

Top 10 Things Snapefen are looking forward to at Portus

**#10 – Roaming the hallways and reveling with fellow Deatheaters ** *For detailed instructions on on proper lurking, approved reveling, and other planned Death–eater activities, consult revel_portus *

HBP = Snape/Draco

If things keep going this way with HBP, Rachael might have to start making Snape/Draco vids…

Snapecast Episode 27

The Tax Day Episode Almost as anticipated as your refund check… Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon – We may be rusty, but like the truly annoying and devoted fans we are, we’re back! – The state of Snape–ing in the fandom is clearly in crisis. – Official and unofficial Snape–ing planned for Portus, Terminus, Accio and beyond!

1 Day and Counting

Sometime tomorrow night…

2 Days and Counting

Episode 27 is almost here.

SnapeFest Dinner Deadline Extended

The SnapeFest Dinner at Sevy’s deadline has been extended to April 30, 2008. For details about how to sign up see the Sevy’s Grill page on the SnapeFest web site .

3 Days and Counting

We told you we’d be back…

4 Days and Counting

The Minister of Mixing is hard at work.

5 Days and Counting

Snarky’s been up to no good.

6 Days and Counting

The Professor is mighty displeased.

7 Days and Counting

Do you know where your wand is?

8 Days and Counting

Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes, and Snape s awesomeness.

9 Days and Counting

In ur fandom, stealing ur Snape.

10 Days and Counting

All your Snapes are belong to us.

11 Days and Counting

The best things in life are free.

12 Days and Counting

The truth is out there.

13 Days and Counting

Who still thinks we re teasing?

14 Days and Counting

Stay tuned…

More Snape Lovin' in the TWO Deathly Hallows movies

Breaking Snape news:Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallowswill be two films both of which will be directed by David Yates. See the full story here . This is mixed news for Snape fans. Although more film time almost gurantees more Snape, Mr. Yates is also the one who robbed us of our much anticipated graying underpants footage fromHarry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. This news will certainly inspire very much speculation about how much Snape will be in and how much Snape will be left out of the final films.

Kicking Your Snape Addiction

A new study published in the Journal of General Psychology concludes what most of us in fandom already knew:Harry Potter is addictive. Ten percent of the 4,000 Potter fans who were polled online for the study qualified as addicted based on metrics of craving scales typically employed for cigarette withdrawal. We all know that Snape fans have it rougher than the average HP fan. If quitting Harry is like deciding so stop smoking, then Snape withdrawal is akin to kicking a heroin habit.

SnapeFest Welcome Communication

On February 9, 2008, Snarky was dispatched with a very important email to all folks on the Depraved Lunatic Registration list explaining keys details about SnapeFest. If you didn’t receive the email or lost it and can’t find your Remembrall, here it is… SnapeFest Welcome Letter Even if you are not going to SnapeFest , you might want to check out this letter because there are some ways you can help (e.

Snape Pictures from Halfblood Prince

The cast and crew from Harry Potter and the Halfblood Prince is currently shooting at Gloucester Cathedral in England. The Livejournal community hbpmoviespics posted a number of shots of the actors and set…but we only care about the ones featuring Snape. Our favorite has to be Snape on his cell phone… But there are also some great shots of a super annoyed looking professor… He has a bit of a tummy in this one (cute!

Snapecast Snarkiest Awards

In Episode 26, we promised that before awarding the Snapecast Snarkiest Awards to the Snarkiest chapters and books of the series we would get input from the Snape fans. Please answer the questions in the poll and let us know which chapter and book you think have the highest Snape Factor. {democracy:18}{democracy:19}

Alan Rickman never talks about Snape

The usually tight–lipped actor spoke a little bit about our favorite Potions Master at a recent interview at the Sundance Film Festival. Unfortunately msot of what he said was to explain why he doesn’t like to talk about Professor Snape… **EW: Okay, I think your wranglers are giving me the signal, but I have to say, even before I got to the end of the Harry Potter books ** AR: Before you go any further, I never, ever talk about that character.

The Future of snapecast.com

Although the Snapecast Express has switched to a new schedule, snapecast.com will continue to operate on a regular basis. We’ll be posting important Snape–tastic happenings, any revelations about Snape interview with JK Rowling or Alan Rickman, Snapey polls, and of course updates on SnapeFest . Remember to check the SnapeNews LJ for a comprehensive update on all the Snape news in fandom. And of course remember to keep Snape–ing!

Snapecast Episode 26

All Aboard! and Happy Birthday Professor Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:57) Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Shannon – JK Rowling & Severus Snape: thoughts on the interview and documentary – Programming for Snapefest – Looking back on 1 and 1/2 years of Snape–ing The Snape Report– (17:20) Announcer: Jonathan News for the month of January. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.

SnapeFest Programming and Registration Announcement

Snapecast is happy to bring you some important announcements about SnapeFest … Programming:Snarky has finally arrived with some of the Programming details for SnapeFest. Please see the Programming section of this web site to find out exactly what we ve got planned. Registration:Remember that registration for SnapeFest officially open onJanuary 9, 2008at8 PM EST. So while you re wishing the Professor a happy birthday don t forget to log on and secure your spot for the Snape–iest event of 2008.

Ask Snape Deadline Approaching

Snarky is busy preparing for his trip beyond the veil so this is our last call for submissions of questions for Professor Snape. We will be accepting questions until 28 December 2007 so hurry up. This is your last chance to get the real story from the on who really knows. Find details on how to submit a question here .

Ask Snape!

A short while ago, Snapecast received an unexpected and unsolicited offer from the Potions Master. He has agreed to make a brief appearance on our show and answer questions submitted by our listeners. Folks, this is your one opportunity to get the truth from the man who knows. Because communications beyond the veil are difficult, we are asking that you submit your questions in .ogg or .mp3 format. These can all be recorded using Audacity .

Update to SnapeFest Programming

Snarky the Owl has delivered some vague, but very confidential information about what will be happening at SnapeFest . For the details see here . Also don’t forget to share your opinion by logging onto the SnapeFest Messageboard .

SnapeFest Graphics

The wonderful and talented Selina Enriquez made us some super cool promo icons and banners for SnapeFest. Here is a sample… Get them here .

We need your Snape quotes!

One reason we all love Snape is that the guy has some fabulous one liners. We would like to celebrate Snape’s wit, snarky, and sharp tongue in our last regularly scheduled episode of Snapecast by featuring a medley of quotes from the Potions Master from bothcanon and fanonsources. If you have a favorite Snape quote please send us an owl with the following information… **Favorite Snape Quote:**Preferably recorded using Audacity in .

Snapecast Episode 25

The Penultimate Episode A Snarky Alternative to all that Holiday Cheer Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone**** Introduction– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan – Snapefest 2008 – Be There or Be a Dunderhead – Reliving the release of DH in Denmark and the Netherlands – Dirty dark confessions – who’s been cheating on Snape… – Coming up in this penultimate episode…****

Snape lives for SnapeFest

Thanks to the wonderful and talented selinaenriquez for making this awesome SnapeFest promo.

SnapeFest Official Announcement

Let s face it; you restillSnape–ing…at least we are. The last book in the Harry Potter has been released, and the story of The Boy Who Lived has finally come to an end, but for some reason you re can t stop thinking about that snarky Potions Professor with the billowing robes and the hooked nose. Don t worry because there are plenty of other depraved lunatics out there who also can

Calling all Snape Shippers

Snapecast is going to do a roundtable for Episode 25 (December 1) where we chat about the status of all Snape ships post Deathly Hallows. The idea is basically that we got this canon ship from JKR so what is the state of all the now non–cannon (or just not explicitly canon) Snape ships. We would like to get folks who have knowledge and opinions on at least one of the following…

Snapecast Episode 24

A Headmaster’s Tale Of cephalopods, midnight duels, and dire Halloween curses.. Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:57) Hosts: Rachael, Wendy, Gina – Snapey Halloween – Why didn’t Dumbledore’s own experience with love make him more sympathetic to Snape – Snape’s gaydar – Coming up in this episode…**** The Snape Report– (16:36) Announcer: Jonathan News for the second half of October.

Headmaster Gallery Unveiled

Witches, wizards, fangirls, fanboys, and friends of Snape: Snapecast is pleased to announce the official opening of the Snapecast Headmaster Portrait Gallery. Tickets are free and the exhibit can be accessed with the following Portkey… The gallery will be continuously accepting new submissions even after the opening. Therefore if you have a portrait of Headmaster!Snape that you would like to see displayed please send it to severus@snapecast.com.

Snapecast Episode 23

Happy Snapetoberfest! Eins! Zwei! Drei! Snape! Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Meagan – Grab a pint and celebrate Oktoberfest in Snapey style! – The state of our Snape–ing: past, present and future – Snape wearing lederhosen? – Coming up in this episode… The Snape Report– (10:00) Announcer: Jon News for the month of October.

Snapecast listeners are true Snape fans

We had to share this wonderful pic submitted by Jess which shows her brandishing a written version of the “I am a Snape Fan” speech from Episode 19 during a midnight release party. Snape fans are truly loyal!

Snapecast Migration

Snapecast has created communities on both InsaneJournal and GreatestJournal which will mirror our Livejournal and the Snapecast web site. If you have accounts on these journals please head over and friend us. Snapecast GreatestJournal Snapecast InsaneJournal We also have a Snapecast Facebook .

Snapecast Episode 22

SaveOurSnape, eh? The Canadian Episode Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Shannon, Rose – If Snape were Canadian… – International Snape–off – highlights from Prophecy. – Due to LJ’s recent nonsense, some Snape communities depart LiveJournal permanently. – For those no longer on LJ, Snapecast will be establishing communities on InsaneJournal, GreatestJournal and Scribbit.

Snapecast Reports from Prophecy

Despite Prophecy being an inspiration for our upcoming Canadian episode, Rose was the only Snapeologist who was able to attend the conference which was held in Toronto August 2–5. Snarky was close by her side and the two of them got some fantastic pictures… Right away Snarky made himself at home at his room in the Sheraton There were some incredible Snape cosplayers at Prophecy… Droxy!Snape wasn’t very appreciative of her free bottle of Snape’s Nongreasy Hair Elixir which was promptly hexed…

Sectus Release Party and Not The Yule Ball

Here is the final installment in our series of “snapeshots” from Sectus. These are a combination of pictures from the Sectus book release party and the Not The Yule Ball. There is some serious cosplaying going on here amongst the Snapecasters…Hagrid, Grawp, and Latex!Snape of course. Eager fans wait for midnight… Rachael hangs out with Hagrid and Grawp… At the Not The Yule Ball, Steve Vander Ark from the HP Lexicon is overpowered by Latex!

Snapecast Episode 21

Memento Mori Black as hell, strong as death, sweet as love Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone**** Introduction– (0:57) Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Meagan – How our reactions have changed now that everything’s sunk in. – Rachael goes Dutch,DobbyMeagan is free, and Gina is still a widow. – How RL (including LJ’s recent shenanigans) have influened our reactions.

Snapecast Charity Shampoo Handout Pics

Before the release of Epsiode 21, here are some more pictures from the Snapecasters at Sectus. This series depicts our journey to the Waterstone’s at Leicester Square in London where Potter fans from all over the world were queuing for days in anticipation ofHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. These folks were desperately in need of shampoo so Snapecast to the rescue! Here are some crazy shots of the massive line…

Snapecast Meetup at Sectus

The Snapecast staff is just starting to settle down from the craziness that wasHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. We apologize for taking so long to post pictures from our adventures in London for the book release, but we figure they are better late than never. The pics will be coming in several batches. First up is our meetup at Potion …… The venue was just too perfect The weather was dreadful, but Snape fans are determined

Last chance to vote for Snapecast for the Podcast Awards

Just a reminder that today is your last chance to vote for Snapecast (along with some other awesome Harry Potter podcasts) in this year’s Podcast Awards . We were nominated in the Entertainment category and a link to voting form can be found here . Thanks to everyone who nominated us and who has voted for us so far. Maybe winning this will make up for Snape losing that Order of Merlin in Book 3…or maybe not.

Snapecast Episode 20

After the release Content for this episode… Spoiler Alert– (0:00) Voice: Chris – This episode contains NOTHING BUT spoilers forHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. You have been warned…**** This is Snapecast– (0:50) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (01:47) Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Chris – Coming to you straight from Sectus. – Yet another SPOILER WARNING. Srsly, ya’ll, if you haven’t read the book, stop listening now.

Snapecast nominated for a Podcast Award!

As we patiently wait for the release of Episode 20 (August 1), Snapecast is very pleased to announce that we’ve been nominated in the Entertainment category for this year’s Podcast Awards! A special thank you to everyone who sent in a nomination! Voting is open from July 28th to August 11th, and participants may cast their votes once every 24 hours. If you have enjoyed your time Snapeing with us, Snapecast would appreciate your support!

Download Problems

We will be changing our Internet Service Provider for the August episode. If you are having trouble downloading the episodes, check back in about a week, everything should work much better then. **Update (26 July 2007):**The server transition went much more smoothly than anticipated. All episodes are currently hosted on the new server. Please let us know if you have any downloading problems. Quick link to all episodes: http://snapecast.com/episodes/ or use our feed http://snapecast.

Snapecast Episode 19

Episode of Doom! Squeezing in some last minute Snape–ing. Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Shannon – Celebrating Deathly Hallows Eve with plenty of last minute Snape–ing. – Reflections on the Snapeyness of the fifth movie. – Rickman continues to rawk, Alec was Snapetacular, and the underpants debate continues… – Look for Snapecasters at Sectus in London (Rachael, Rose & Chris) and release night events in New York (Gina) and Philadelphia (Shannon & Meagan).

Prophecy Registration Winner Announcement

Congratulations to the winner of our drawing for our Prophecy Registration Giveaway: magik_sage First runner–up and winner of a Snapecast journal is Larissa. Snarky should be arriving shortly with information about how to claim your prizes. Thanks to everyone who entered. We wish we had a ticket for all of you! Stay tuned for our next episode to find out more about where you can meet up with fellow Snape afficianados at cons like Sectus and Prophecy as well as other Snapey giveaways during the Summer of Snape.

Snapecast Deathly Hallows Spoiler Policy

Due to threats of severe bodily harm and painful hexing from the Potions Master himself, Snapecast will be enforcing a strict no spoiler policy forHarry Potter and the Deathly HallowsuntilAugust 1, 2007. During this time, the Snapecast podcast, web site, Livejournal, and MySpace will all bespoiler free. Byspoiler free, we mean that the podcast and the associated web sites will not include: Spoilers or links to spoilers Suspected spoilers Art based on spoilers or suspected spoilers

Snapecast Episode 18

Approaching Climax! We FINALLY kissed the teacher… Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:57) Hosts: Rachael, Wendy, Meagan – The Snapecast Transcripts are finally HERE!! – Shoutout to the Troll Team (Ya’ll rawk! Now back to work!) – Keep your eyes peeled for episodes on July 15th, August 1st and August 15th – Unbreakable vows, drunken debauchery and pet neglect: How Snapecasters will celebrate and savor the release of DH

Prophecy Registration Giveaway

Attention Canadians and Snape lovin’ fools who can’t get enough Potter cons this year! As a prize for being voted Most Eligible Owl Bachelor in Avian Monthly, Snarky has obtained an extra ticket for Prophecy , the Harry Potter convention set to take place in Toronto August 2 through 5. Because he already planned to go to the convention with his new Canadian goose girlfriend, we’re giving the registration away to a Snapecast listener.

5 More Days for Snape Theory Contributions

With the imminent release ofHarry Potter and The Deathly Hallows, Snapecast is planning a medley for showcasing Snape Theories to air on our July 1 episode. We’ll be collecting audio Owl submissions untilJune 20so there are only 5 more days left for submission. If you have a special Snape Theory you’d like to share, send us an email with a voice recording or leave us a voicemail on Skype answering the question:

Snapecast Episode 17

The Super Snapetacular Anniversary Episode!\ This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Shannon – The Year in Snapecast – 87,382 downloads and still counting!!! – Our super secret lustful appreciation for Snape cosplayers (especially Stubble!Snape) – A look back at Phoenix Rising, the kickoff event to the Summer of Snape – Coming up in this episode…

New Snapey OTP Pic

A new Snapey pic from OTP were posted here .

Call for Snape Theory Contributions

With the imminent release ofHarry Potter and The Deathly Hallows, Snapecast is planning a medley for showcasing Snape Theories to air on our July 1 episode. We’ll be collecting audio Owl submissions untilJune 20so if you have a special Snape Theory you’d like to share, send us an email with a voice recording or leave us a voicemail on Skype answering the question: What do you think will happen to Severus Snape in Book 7?

Snape Vidders Rejoice!

One of the new TV spots for OTP opens with a Snapey scene of the Potions Master being questioned by Dolores Umbridge about his failed applications for the Defense Against the Dark Arts Post. Here are the links… Watch it on You Tube (thanks Selina Enriquez) Download the Quicktime Version Downlaod the Windows Media Player Version Lower quality downloads and downloads of the less Snape–a–riffic TV spots and all the OTP trailers are available here

Snapecast returns from Phoenix Rising

Snarky just returned from his flight back from New Orleans and brought pictures of his adventures with him. All the Snapecasters had a great time Snape–ing at Phoenix Rising. Thanks to everyone who came to our meetup or just took time to say “hi.” Without further ado, here are some feature shots… Shannon feeds Snarky Becca shines Rachael’s bum Rachael in full Latex!Snape attire at the Masquerade Ball Snarky insisted on having his picture taken with everyone…

Snapecast Episode 16

Starting off this Potterific Summer in Snapey Style! Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Chris – Snape meetups and other Snapetacular activities at Phoenix Rising. – It’s going to be one Potterific summer! – Coming up in this episode… The Snape Report– (10:16) Announcer: Jon Featuring Phoenix Rising news and reminders (Send your news to snapenews@…)

Snapecast Episode 15

**Giving You Another Reason to Procrastinate During Final Exams ** (42MB, 88:57) Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Chris – Snape meetups and other Snapetacular activities at Phoenix Rising. – Latex Snape. – British boarding schools and spanking? – Coming up in this episode… The Snape Report– (11:19) Announcer: Jon News for the month of May.

Congratulations

Congratulations to the winner of our drawing for the free registration to Phoenix Rising: **TJB ** First runner–up and winner of a Snapecast T–shirt isTartpants Second runner–up and winner of a Snapecast journal isChrome Animagus Snarky should be arriving shortly with information about how to claim your prizes. Thanks to everyone who entered. We wish we had a ticket for all of you! If do you manage to make it to Phoenix Rising, let us know as we’d love to meet up with you.

Win a Free Registration to Phoenix Rising

During his owlpost duties, Snarky managed to come acrossan unclaimed ticket to Phoenix Rising. Since we were already planning to sneak him into PR for free by pretending he’s an owl plushie, we’ve decided to give the ticket to one lucky listener. So, if you’re still hoping to register forPhoenix Risingand would like to be entered in a drawing, give us a shout! You can enter the drawing in any of the following ways:

Snapecast Meetup at Phoenix Rising

In Episode 14, we promised more details about an upcoming Snapey meetup at Phoenix Rising . For Snapesters who will be in New Orleans this May, here are the details… Snape–a–holics Anonymous Meeting When:Thursday May 17 at 9 PM Central Time (after the Overture Feast) until ??? Where: Monteleone Carousel Bar which is located here . What:Getting together for drinks and communal Snape–ing. Drabbling, drawing, and everything else is highly encouraged.

Snapecast Episode 14

!looF lirpA **** Content for this episode: Here we go again… (Beam me up Scotty!)– (0:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone******Introduction– (0:52) Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina – Rachael’s back! (Hide the children) – Coming up in this episode… – Gina reveals all – Severus Snape is an inconsiderate lover!****** No News is Good News– (5:34) Serious Newsguy: Jon Awesomesauce Weathergirl: Shannon News for the month of April.

Snapecast Listener House Poll

We at Snapecast proudly represent all four Hogwarts houses and a range of beliefs regarding Snape’s ultimate loyalty. But we’re wondering, what about our listeners? Please let us know which house you’re in and where you stand on the issue of Snape’s loyalty! {democracy:16}{democracy:17}

Snapecast Episode 13

Beware of the Ides ofMarchSnark! Content for this episode: This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris –Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:57) Hosts: Jonathan, Meagan , Shannon – The Snapecast coup – Rachael has been dethroned! (At least until she finishes the bar exam.) – Coming up in this episode – Help wanted! We’re looking for a few hard–working Snapefans. – Reactions to the DH release date.

Snape Ships Poll

In celebration of Valentine’s Day, the Snapecast staff would like to gather a little information about how Snapefans picture their beloved Potions Master in romantic pairings. Take the poll below to vote for your favorite Snape ships! Don’t forget to write–in your vote for the Snape ship you find the squickiest of them all! {democracy:2}{democracy:3}{democracy:4}{democracy:5}{democracy:6}{democracy:7}{democracy:8}{democracy:9}{democracy:10}{democracy:11}{democracy:12}{democracy:13}{democracy:14}{democracy:15}

February Caption Contest!

Snapecast listener Skarlett captured these “Snarky Snaps” of our belov d Potions Master skulking about in London and Amsterdam. What is he thinking? Where is he going? What is with all the windmills? Break out your best snark and send us captions for one or both of the pictures below: Send your captions to severus@snapecast.com, with “Caption Contest” in the subject line, byFriday, February 23rd, 2007. Snapecast staff will select their favorite caption for each picture.

Snapecast Episode 12

One BigSnarryHappy Valentine! ** Content for this episode…This is Snapecast– (00:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s StoneIntroduction– (00:58) Hosts: Rachael , Jeff , Mytheos – Coming up in this episode… – What makes Snape so shippable? – Some very “special” Snarry art .The Snape Report**– (10:44) Announcer: Jonathan News for the month of February. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com ) – More new LJ communities for Snape–enthusiasts: e_prince_snape , severusplease , severus_james , severus_lucius .

Snapecast Episode 11

Wonky & Spanky’s Sparkly Happy Fun–Time Hour Happy Birthday Professor Snape! Content for this episode…While the Cat’s Away…– (00:00) Hosts: Wonky, Spanky, Snarky –Lame podcasting attempts by Texas house–elves. –Snarky speaks.Snape’s Horoscope– (01:49) Voices: Chris, Snarky ****House–elf Interlude– (06:40) Hosts: Wonky, Spanky, Snarky Snape’s & Astrology– (07:00) Panel: Rachael, Laura, Sean Rachael Comes Home– (21:35) Hosts: Wonky, Spanky, Snarky Snarky Birthday to You– (22:29) Musical stylings of Jeff (jeffrags) Contact

Snapecast Episode 10

Helping Snape celebrate his birthday (and the new year) with plenty of snark. ** Content for this episode…This is Snapecast– (00:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s StoneIntroduction**– (00:57) Hosts: Rachael, Wendy, Becca – Coming up in this episode… – Speculations on Snape’s birthday (Aussie style) – A look back on what made 2006 so very Snapey The Snape Report– (10:40) Announcer: Jonathan News for the month of January.

A Word from Snarky the Owl

Hello Muggles and other assorted humans and human–type things, it is I, Snarky the Owl. Thanks for picking out that name for me, by the way. One fangirl too many decides that “Snarky” is an appropriate name for an owl of my stature, and suddenly the dunderheads who keep me in peanut butter and pretzels start using it to order me around. Brilliant. Anyway, I’ve commandeered one of the dunderheads’ computers so I can bring something of utmost importance to your attention.

Snapecast Episode 9

Snapey holiday goodness for everyone who’s been a little naughty this year. ** Content for this episode…This is Snapecast– (00:00) Voice: Chris – Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s StoneIntroduction**– (00:57) Hosts: Rachael , Chris , Shannon –Coming up in this episode… –Bizzare Christmas traditions in the UK. –Speculation on Christmas with the Snapes. The Snape Report– (10:40) Announcer: Jonathan News for the month of December. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.

Proof Positive

that Snapecast listenersare deeply disturbedrock Thanks to Zille and Heidi (in Denmark) for sharing the love. And thanks to ALL of you who have shared your feedback and support. We’ve been totally blown away.In the meantime, we’re hard at work on the next episode as the first of December is less than a week away. Stay tuned for more snarky Snape–a–licious love, holiday style.

It's Snapecast Fanfic and Fanart Competition time again!

Snapecast is revamping the Fanfic/Fanart Contest into an intermittent, thematic competition. New contests will be announced on the show, with further details on the theme and contest rules posted here on snapecast.com, the Snapecast community on LiveJournal, and the Snapecast MySpace page . Because our next episode comes out on December 1st, we would like for you to send us your art and stories featuring Yuletide!Snape. Be it Christmas, Kwanzaa or Hannukah scenes featuring our favourite Potions Master, or fanfic which puts Severus into your favourite Holiday story, we want to see it!

Snapecast Wants YOU!

Thanks again to all our listeners who sent in contributions for the Snape Around the World medley! They really helped to make episode 8 one of our best! Did you know that you could be featured in an entire segment on the show? Snapecast encourages listeners to send in submissions for both Detention Intervention and This Slytherin Life. Interview your friends or family forDetention Intervention, and find out what the non–obsessed think about Snape and the level of zealotry he inspires in his devoted fans.

iTunes problem fixed!

Thanks to the tireless efforts of our belov d Tekkie King, Snapecast’s feed in iTunes is working once again. Update and enjoy!

As Promised...Rachael's Halloween Costume

Having a costume that was slightly too big didn’t stop Rachael from dressing up as Snape for Halloween. The Snape–ish frock she purchased was just stretchy enough to accomodate a belly, thus enabling Rachael to cosplay a version of Severus that is completely fandom–created.

Snapecast Episode 8

Snape–ing our way around the world. ** This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris –Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s StoneIntroduction**– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Jackie –Coming up in this episode –Snape’s internationalsexappeal. –The (dire) need for other character–centric podcasts (especially a Lunacast). The Snape Report– (8:34) Announcer: Jonathan News for the month of November. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com ) – Pictures from the Snape Halloween Postcard Exchange are being displayed by ,aubrem, .

Thank You Again to the Snape Around the World Contributors!

We wanted to extend another heartfeltthank youto those Snapecast listeners who’ve sent us contributions for the Snape Around the World medley, to be aired in the upcoming International episode of Snapecast! We now have: –Danish by AK –Danish by Sela –Danish by Selina –Dutch (Flemish) by Sigune –Finnish by Sivullinen –French by Hana –German by Erna –Hebrew by Miss N –Latin by Anna –Norwegian by Ida –Norwegian by Selina –Portugese by Frini (Yes, we got it, Frini!

Only a Few Days Left until the October Contest Submission Deadline

It’s almost time up to get your entries in for this month’s Fanfic/Fanart Contest!! So send in your entries, be they Snape featured artwork, and your Snape–centric stories before it’s too late! Get them into us at severus@snapecast.com byMidnight, Sunday, October 22nd EST, and stay tuned to hear if you are a winner! Good luck, and happy Snaping!!

Snapecast Episode 7

Boo!\ This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris Annoying Nuisance: Peeves –Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (01:13) Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan, Peeves Unofficial Poltergeist: Peeves –Coming up in the rest of the show… –Some truly disturbing Halloween costume ideas. –Snape’s Halloween predilections. The Snape Report– (9:51) Announcer: Jon Yet more news for the month of October. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com) – OotP Trailer in theaters November 17th.

Thank You to the Snape Around the World Contributors!

While we’re all very busy getting our special mid–month Halloween episode ready, we wanted to extend a heartythank youto those among our international listeners who have graciously sent us the First Year Potions speech quote for the Snape Around the World medley! So far, we’ve received: –Norwegian by Ida –Tamil by Sandhya –German by Erna –Danish by AK Thank you! They are fabulously Snapetastic! Harry Potter has been translated into no less than 62 languages, so there are many more Snapes out there just waiting to be represented!

Snape Around the World: Listener Request

Snapecast is planning an international episode in which we explore how Snape is portrayed and adored in various cultures. We would like to make a medley of Snape fans reading the First Year Potions speech in as many different languages as we can get. Please send in a recording of you saying the following in your native language or a unique language you know: “I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death –– if you aren’t as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach.

Snapecast Episode 6

Something to tide you overduringuntil your next detention. ** This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris –Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s StoneIntroduction**– (00:57) Hosts: Rachael, Becca, the ghost of Chris –A little grautuitous discussion of thongs and Snape obsession. –Coming up in the rest of the show… –Listener Challenge: How is Snape related to the Invisibility Cloak, and how is this crucial to the plot? The Snape Report– (11:22)

Snapecast Episode 5

Back to school edition of Snapecast\ This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris –Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (00:59) Hosts: Rachael, Shannon, Jeff –The smell of school is in the air! –Coming up in the rest of the show… –Listener Challenge: Without magic, how would Snape handle the real–world teaching and disciplinary problems Muggle teachers face in their classrooms? Snapecast PSA: Tips for Success in Potions Class– (10:01)

Transcripts for Episode 1 and 2

After much blood, snark, and tears, the transcripts for Episodes 1 and 2 are finally online and available for download here . Props to our amazing crew of transciption trolls including Jo and Meagan, who single–handedly transcribed the entire bandwidth behemoth, otherwise known as Episode 2, all by her lonesome. Team Transcription is hard at work on Episodes 3 & 4. Look for further updates as these become available. Until then, Happy Snape–ing!

Less Than a Week Left for August's Contest!

Only six days left to get your fanfic and fanart entries to severus@snapecast.com for Snapecast’s August Fanfic/Fanart Contest! For guidelines and deadlines, please visit this page . Any questions may be sent to severus@snapecast.com. Good luck and happy Snaping!

Snapecast Episode 4

This is Snapecast– (0:00) Intro: Becca, Rachael ( ,msavi, , ,chaeche, ) Voice:ChrisJon ( ,steyt, ) –Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (2:26) Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Jon ( ,chaeche, , ,gina_r_snape, , ,steyt, ) –Coming up in the rest of the show –Oh Jo, what have you done! Much speculation of what JKR’s comments in NYC mean for Snape’s loyalties. Snape’s Favorite Chat–up Lines (Part II)– (11:27)

Snapecast Episode 3

This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris –Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:58) Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan ( ,chaeche, , ,lampblack, , ,perosha, ) –Coming up in the rest of the show –Listener Challenge: What do you think Snape’s middle name is? It’s a Pureblood World– (7:11) Intro: Shannon, Snarky ( ,pennswoods, ) Band: The Snapecast Houself Experience with Blinky, Pinky, Inky & Clyde Snarky Chapters– (9:23)

Look for us at LUMOS

Snapecast at Lumos Come meet a few of the masterminds behind the mic and tell us what you think of the show. We’ll be setting up shop at a few of the events to record listener comments regarding everyone’s favorite Potion’s professor. And don’t forget to pick up a few goodies.Here’s where you can find us: Thursday 4:30 – 6:00PM – bracelet handout at the Irish Pub 6:00 – 8:00PM – Welcoming Feast 8:00 – 10:00PM – Harry and the Potters Concert Friday 10:00 – 10:50AM –How to Create Your Own Podcast Panel(Marquis 1) –Rachael ofSnapecast, Robert ofSpellcastand Emma Grant ofSlashcastdiscuss the nuts and bolts behind creating and running a podcast.

One week left for July Fanfic/Fanart submissions!

Only one week left to get your fanfic and fanart entries to severus@snapecast.com for Snapecast’s July Fanfic/Fanart Contest! Submissions for the fanart category are particularly encouraged! For guidelines and deadlines, please visit this page . Any questions may be sent to severus@snapecast.com. Good luck and happy Snaping!

Snape Sighting #2

And the saga continues… Severus Snape had just settled down for an evening of pleasure reading, his well–worn copy ofHow to Betray Friends and Humiliate Peopleby D.V.S. Naipaul on his lap when a sudden noise interrupted the quiet.‘Hullooo, Professor Snape!‘Snape nearly spilled his glass of firewhiskey, Wormtail having polished off the last of the wine during another one of his pathetic late night binges. ‘Nigel,’ he said irritably to the head protruding from the grate in the fireplace, ‘it’s late.

Some great Snapecast icons, banners, etc.

Selina Enriquez contributed some incredible Snapecast icons, wallpapers, and banners here: http://www.hostingphpbb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=119&mforum=snape Stop by to pick some up and you can also discuss our favorite Potions Master on the message board. Make sure to credit her though. Here’s a little preview…

Snapecast Episode 2

By part: Part I (18MB) , Part II (28.6MB) , and Part III (17MB) **** This is Snapecast– (0:00) Voice: Chris –Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone Introduction– (0:59) Hosts: Rachael, Wendy, Chris ( ,chaeche, , ,shark_girl, ) –What’s in our show? –Fandom News: Look for Snapecast Staff at Lumos and in New York –Listener Challenge: What is the ultimate question that you would ask JKR about Snape if you could attend the event in New York.

Name That Owl!

The Snapecast Staff has selected our five favorite names from the suggestions submitted. We would like the Snapecast listeners to vote on the final name for our owl. The poll closes on June 26th and the winner will be announced in Episode 2, which airs on July 1. To cast your vote, please visit the Snapecast community on LiveJournal . Thanks!

One Week Left for Contest Entries!

Only one week left to get your fanfic and fanart entries to severus@snapecast.com for Snapecast’s Monthly Contest! Prize includes a special selection by Laura of Mad Science Creations ! For guidelines and deadlines, please visit this page . Any questions may be sent to severus@snapecast.com Good luck and happy Snaping!

Snape Sighting #1

“Pathetic,” Snape scoffed as he peered down his long nose at the parchment that had just arrived by owl. Scribbled across it were a few terse lines from a squib acquaintence of his who was unusually tapped into Muggle exploits on something called the Interweb. Dear Prof. Snape, Followed up on wireless program, Snapecast on Podcast Alley. That’s one of those places Muggles like to get their wireless shows. It looks like Snapecast is not very popular.

Snapecast Episode 1

This is Snapecast Voice: Chris Introduction– (1:00) Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Shannon –Why a Snapecast? –What’s in our show? –Fandom News: The casting of Young Severus. The Top 10 – Part I– (13:33) Announcer: Rose –Muggle Things Snape Doesn’t Have Segment Preview Interviews– (15:11) Announcer: Gina Snarky Chapters– (16:09) Panel: Rachael, Becca, Rose, Shannon The Philosopher’s Stone, Chapter 8: The Potions Master Ad The Voice of Reason– (48:08) Announcer: Jon –If you think Snape is really on Voldemort’s side, then drop us a line.

Owlpost

1 Day until Snapecast Episode 1 Our final segment for each Snapecast will be Owlpost. This is where we will give our clever, cogent and sometimes snarky responses to the e–mail, voicemail, and owlposts we receive from Snape fans and foes in our audience. So join us to see if it’syourletter, email, voicemail, or Howler discussed at the conclusion of our show.

Two days until Snapecast Episode 1!

In the Detention Intervention segments of Snapecast, we’ll listen in on what our friends and family members think about Professor Snape and our obsession with him. Join us as we crouch in the hallway with our ear to the door!

Interviews

Only three days left until Snapecast Episode 1! The next segment on our list is the Interview Segment. Fanart and fanfiction is where we get to explore Snape beyond the confines of canon. A different fanfic writer or artist will be featured every episode. You’ll get to hear straight from their lips, all about their muse, their ideas and their inspiration. So join us as we get to know the people who bring us beyond the books.

Snape and...

Only 4 days left until Snapecast Episode 1! The next segment on our list is called “Snape&.” Snape& is a more casual roundtable discussion in which Snapecast staffers examine the character of Severus Snape through the filter of another topic. These other topics can be anything from other Harry Potter characters to fanfiction to personal hygiene! In our first episode, Becca, Gina, Jon and Rose discuss Snape & Alan Rickman.

Top Ten

5 Days Until Snapecast Episode 1 The Top 10: our snarky version of a comedy segment on a popular late night Muggle television show. Every episode, every list, every item… all about Snape! Owl us your Top 10 lists. It’s always late night and live at Spinner’s End!

Love Potion Number 9 3/4

6 Days until Snapecast Episode 1 The next segment we’d like to highlight is a little something calledLove Potion Number 9 3/4. Snape and fanfiction takes many forms. But nothing seems to capture the imagination of the fandom more than Snape paired up with someone else in a romantic or erotic entanglement. This segment looks at Snape as he s shipped in various forms, and how he s portrayed as a romantic/sex partner.

This Slytherin Life

7 Days until Snapecast Episode 1"I was walking home from work the other day when I passed a man making a small child cry. I immediately thought of Snape and all the students he’s brought to tears over the years and I began to wonder: Are there any benefits to using humiliation as a form of classroom management " Let’s get introspective for a while. The next segment we’d like to highlight,This Slytherin Lifeissnapecast’s answer to This American Life , and takes the form of brief first–person testimonials, reflective essays, or journalistic non–fiction.

It's...Snarky Chapters

8 days until Snapecast Episode #1… To make our countdown more interesting, the Snapecast staff has decided to post a little blurb about each of the segments you have to look forward to in upcoming episodes of Snapecast. We thought we’d start out with the most analytical of the bunch…Snarky Chapters. Snarky Chapters is roundtable discussion focused on the snarkiest chapters in the Harry Potter series, in other words, the ones that feature Severus Snape.

Snapecast Ficlet #1

I’ve always been a subject of ridicule. As a student, I was the focus of a never–ending succession of taunts and derogatory comments. As a teacher instructing the imbecilic spawn of my old tormentors, I received the same treatment. The only difference being that my students made sure to jeer and start their vulgar rumors where I might never catch them at it. So it came as no surprise to me when, in the midst of my usual meal at a local pub near my summer quarters, I caught the unmistakable sound of feminine giggling and fervent whispering wafting in my direction from the booth just behind me.

Snapecast Programming

You may be skeptical that anyone could fill a whole podcast with solely Snape–related material, but rest assured we’ve come up with plenty. Here’s an overview of the various segments you can expect to hear: Snarky Chapters Roundtable discussion of Snape–centric chapters across the series in which our panelists grapple with the development of Snape’s character, his relationship to Harry, and his role in the series. Top 10 Need we say more?

Are you ready for Snapecast?

Not Another Bloody Potter Podcast! 50 points from Gryffindor for whining. This is most certainly NOT just another bloody Potter Podcast. Snapecast is the only Harry Potter Podcast solely focused around the character of Professor Severus Snape, arguably the most interesting and most polarizing character of the series. Every month, we’ll delve into his inner psyche, analyze his motivations, interview his biggest fans and detractors, read his post, and make fun of his hygiene.

About

Snapecast is the only podcast that is guaranteed all Snape, all the time. Every month we grapple with deep and probing issues such as Snape’s loyalty, Snape’s pain, Snape’s snark, and of course, Snape’s fabulous fashion sense. So whether you love Snape, love to hate him, or just don’t know what to think, we invite you to listen in and enjoy the snark. Contact us: severus@snapecast.com

Contribute

Snapecast will happily consider listener submissions for certain segments. The segments for which we are currently accepting listener submissions are listed below. All submissionsmustbe: files formatted to either .mp3 or .ogg. Files in .wav format are generally too large to meet the size requirement.\ 5MB or less. Files over 5MB willnotbe accepted. If a submission is accepted, the creator will receive an email notification. If a submission is denied, the creator will receive an email notification and whenever possible, an explanation.

Episodes

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Fanfic/Fanart Contest

Snapecast is pleased to hold semioccasional contests for the best Snape–centric drabbles, one–shots, photo–manipulations and fanart in the fandom! The Snapecast staff will select one author and one artist for each contest (unless specified otherwise) and announce the winners on the next show. If you have any questions or comments, please send us an email at severus@snapecast.com . Thanks, good luck and happy Snaping! Stay tuned for details on future contests!

Headmaster Gallery

Welcome to the Headmaster’s Gallery. Feel free to visit often and browse. Those with sticky fingers (and tricky wands) should plan to do their pilfering elsewhere. Only the strongest of sticking charms were used to anchor these portraits. Children are advised to leave their Chocolate Frogs at home and to keep their hands in their pockets. All guests are strongly advised to please not disturb the Headmaster when he’s sleeping or risk facing his ire.

Other HP Podcasts

This list is a work in progress. If you have an entry to add or any comments about this list, let us know at severus@snapecast.com .\ … in alphabetic order …AlleyCast http://www.alleycast.com/ Astronomy Tower Hour http://astronomy–tower–hour.podomatic.com/ FictionCast http://musecast.co.uk/fictioncast/ Harmony Podcast http://miscard.libsyn.com/ Harry Potter Prognostications http://www.hpprogs.com/ Hog’s Head Pubcast http://thehogshead.org/pubcast/ MuggleCast http://www.mugglenet.com/mugglecast/ LeakyMug http://www.leakymug.com PhoenixCast http://phoenixcast.blogspot.com/ PotterCast http://www.the–leaky–cauldron.org/pottercast/ Radio Patrono http://radiopatrono.podomatic.com/ The Petulant Podcast http://www.thepetulantpodcast.com/ The Quidditch Pitch http://thequidditchpitch.org/ Slashcast .comhttp://slashcast.livejournal Sneepcast (Dutch) .

Snapecast Staff

Snarky (Thanks hikaru_daydream!) Alias: Snark Position: Lifeline to the Wizarding World Location: In transit Bio: Enjoys crunchy peanut butter, nice juicy grubs, surfing the Internet, and hanging with Muggles. Owl photo by angua9 (thanks!) Becca Alias: msavi Position: Minister of Mixing Location: Southeast USA Bio: If Becca had attended Hogwarts, she’d have been a Ravenclaw with a nasty Slytherin streak. But being American, she is a graduate of the Salem Witches Institute, class of ‘99.

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Transcripts

Episode 1 (pdf) Episode 2 (pdf) Episode 3 (pdf) Episode 4 (pdf) Episode 5 (pdf) Episode 6 (pdf) Episode 7 (pdf) Episode 8 (pdf) Episode 9 (pdf) Episode 10 (pdf) Episode 11 (pdf) Episode 12 (pdf) Episode 13 (pdf) Episode 14 (pdf) Episode 15 (pdf) Episode 16 (pdf) Episode 17 (pdf)