The Penultimate Episode
A Snarky Alternative to all that Holiday Cheer

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Content for this episode:
This is Snapecast - (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Introduction - (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan
- Snapefest 2008 - Be There or Be a Dunderhead
- Reliving the release of DH in Denmark and the Netherlands
- Dirty dark confessions - who's been cheating on Snape...
- Coming up in this penultimate episode...

The Snape Report - (9:40)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the month of December. (Send your news to [email protected])
- Registration for the first ever all day Snapecon, Snapefest, opens January 9, 2008. Could there be a better way to celebrate the Greasy One's half-birthday?
- Snape fans wonder why JKR doesn't appear to like Snape.
- The Snapedom LJ community celebrate The Great Snape Escape. (Because all that talk about stoppering death had to mean something.)
- Meta-enthusiasts explore racial typecasting in "Lily the lily-white girl and Sev the greasy foreigner?"
- Snapefen explore what to call themselves - Crazy Dunderheads not a popular choice.
- Snape's latest career move slightly less academic.

Love Potion 9 and 3/4. - (12:36)
Panel: Gina, Summerborn (Snape/Lupin, Snape/Regulus, Rarepairs), Snapetoy (Snape/Harry, Snape/Dumbledore), Racheline (Snape/Malfoys), Selinaenriquez (Snape/Hermione)
- Non-canon Snape ships.
- Snarry Games
- Snarry Tribute Video
- Snarry Holidays
- Walking the Plank
- Time and Again - Post-DH Epilogue compliant, NC-17
- The Tea Series - Pre DH, (sexually active at 16) NC-17
- Severus, Please LJ Community
- Delphi
- Where Your Treasure Is
- Snape Rarepairs Community
- Descensus - (Snape/Lucius/Narcissa)
- The Tao of Diogenes - (Snape/Ron) R
- In Academia series - Snape/Voldemort, Snape/Lucius, Snape/Black, Snape/Peter Pettigrew, Snape/Avery, Snape/Remus, Snape/James Potter implied, NC-17
Snape Photography
- Rub-a-dub-dub, Snape in a Tub - R

PSA: Holiday Party Tips - (51:55)
Announcer: Rose
- How to party-it-up with the Potions Master (and not get hexed)

Snape & - (53:27)
Panel: Becca, Jeff, Rose, Rachael
- Snape & Bullying

For Sale - (1:17:07)
Grieving Widow: Gina
Annoying Owl: Snarky
- Poorly constructed dump Charming single-family home for sale.

Snarky Chapters - (1:20:10)
Panel: Rachael, Shannon, Rose, Selina, Gina
Deathly Hallows
- Chapter 33: The Prince's Tale

Deathly Owlpost - (2:02:49)
Panel: Shannon, Rose, Meagan
- Why exactly did Snape go back to Grimmauld Place anyway?
- In which we beg JKR to sit down and talk to us about Snape.
- What's up with Snape's lifedebt to James?
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world.

Closing - (2:27:28)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan
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- Tune in January 9th for the final ride!

Were We Ever Wrong! - (2:34:08)
The Deluded, Obsessed, and Just Plain Wrong: Rachael, Becca, Chris, Gina, Jackie, Mytheos, Rose, Shannon, Wendy,
- Our cracked theories that never came true...

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- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro
The Snape Report
music by Allan Horn, "Newscast"
Love Potion
- Etta James, "I Just Want to Make Love to You"
- Arthur Fiedler & The Boston Pops Orchestra, A Christmas Festival: 07-Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Snape &
-Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major
For Sale
- Millie Jackson, "A House For Sale"
Snarky Chapters
- Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls
- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity
Were We Ever Wrong!
- Everything But the Girl, "Wrong (Deep Dish Remix)"

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