This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Host Opening – (0:57)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Gina
- In which the hosts attempt to explore the answers to life, the universe and everything
- Crying into a flask over the conventions we couldn’t attend this summer
- A little geeky discourse on Pottermore
- Soliciting feedback on what you’d like to see in Snapemore

The Snape Report – (11:36)
Announcer: Jon
News for now. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Even Snape Knows “It Gets Better”
- Snape stomps competition in Bloomsbury Favorite Character Poll
- But author/journalist Annabel Pitcher ,a href=”http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/aug/31/harry-potter-magical-character-dumbledore”>is flummoxed as to why so many love Snape
- Alan Rickman continues to talk about his portrayal of the Professor
- The latest whereabouts of the not-quite-late Severus Snape appear to be somewhere down under.
- The sshg_exchange is back for 2011.

Deathly Hallows, Part II Roundtable of Doom – (13:40)
Panel: Rachael, Gina, Rose, Becca, Shannon
This Slytherin Life – (51:18)
Essayist: Barbara W.
- A Eulogy for the Bravest Man

This Slytherin Life – (51:18)
Essayist: Barbara
- Eulogy for the Bravest Man

Fan Interview – (57:18)
Interviewer: Gina
Guest: RandomMumble
- The Prince’s Tale – Animation on DeviantArt

Owlpost – (1:11:21)
Panel: Shannon, Becca, Rachael
- Thanks to listener comments, our video episode is now available on YouTube. Download Part I and Part II here.
- More debate over Snape’s rather stylish forced billow/swoop.
- In we sort of get side-tracked by an excellent piece of owlpost and begin discussing the movie all over again.

Closing – (1:39:33)
Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Rose
-In which we explain why the final film is NOT the end of fandom (and Rose uses a particularly apt weed metaphor).
-We’re still working on the details for Snapefest, but stay tuned for an announcement on Halloween.
-Snape-ing, Always…

Stupefy You – (1:43:10)
Filkers: Philo’s Folly
- Download the mp3 here
- View the Video on YouTube”

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Snape Report

– music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

DH2 Roundtable

– Alexander Desplat, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1: 02-Snape to Malfoy Manor

This Slytherin Life

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: 17 – Farewell Aragog

- Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 19 – Death of Cedric

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: 02 – In Noctem

Fan Interview

– Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Filk

- Philo’s Folly, “Stupefy You”

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:57)
Hosts: Rachael, Shannon, Becca
- In which the hosts celebrate our 5-year Snape-iversary with a little too much wine.
- Trailer Talk: is Deathly Hallows Part II going to live up to the Snapeyness promised in this latest trailer?
- Billow versus swoop: how would you describe the awesome Snapey moment at 1:17?
- Snape, schmoopy or badass?
- What will the new film mean for Snape-ing in the fandom?

The Snape Report – (16:24)
Announcer: Jon
News for newbies. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- The Snarry-a-thon just wrapped. Lots of fic and art available for your viewing pleasure on LJ snape_potter.
- Artists and authors are hard at work on the latest Snape/Hermione Exchange. Fic and art will begin posting in September on the LJ community sshg-exchange.
- Summer convention season is shaping up to be very Snapey indeed.
- The latest trailer for Deathly Hallows part II has sent Snapefans into a squeeing frenzy.
- Rickman quote in Empire Magazine warms hearts of Potter fans.

Vote for Snape in the Bloomsbury Character Poll! – (19:34)
Announcer: Rose

Snape for Dummies Newbies Roundtable – (20:39)
Panel: Meagan, Rose, Becca, Shannon

Some Starting Points

- Fanfiction.net

- FictionAlley

- Leaky Lounge

- Grangersnape100 on LiveJournal

- Snape_potter on LiveJournal

- Sshg_exchange on LiveJournal

- The Petulant Poetess

- Snapedom

- Snarry Reader

- Snupin_prophet on InsaneJournal

- Sycophant Hex

- Walking the Plank

- The WIKTT Archives

Help us compile our Snape resources. If you know a great place to Snape that we haven’t mentioned in the roundtable, post a comment or send us an e-mail as severus@snapecast.com

Aeternitas Medley – (1:01:59)
- Thoughts about the upcoming film by Snapefans who attended the HP con Aeternitas

Fan Interview on Snape’s Anger – (1:09:28)
Interviewer: Gina
Guest: Irvin Khaytman

Video Clips

- Snape’s Anger Part I

- Snape’s Anger Part II

Stay Tuned for Our Very First Video Episode – (1:32:25)
Announcer: Becca
- Snapey shenanigans in the WWoHP with Meagan and Rachael coming the weekend of July 15, 2011

Owlpost – (1:33:34)
Panel: Shannon, Becca, Rachael
- Just what exactly does Snape like to read?
- In which Rachael wows us with her ability to order beer in Dutch. What this has to do with Snape is anybody’s guess.
- Good and odd experiences at midnight film releases.
- A heated debate about an unfortunate mistake in the subtitles for Deathly Hallows Part I.

Closing – (1:52:21)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Shannon (and Jon)
- Marveling on the past five years of Snape-ing.
- Give us your feedback on Snapefest II. Are you interested? How much could you pay? When and where? Look for a poll soon or send us your comments.
- Our plans for the release of the final film.
- After five years of Snape-ing, someone gets fired?!! OMG! Too much drama!!!!11111

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Snape Report

– music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

PSA: Vote for Snape

– Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 13-Umbridge Spoils a Beautiful Morning

Snape for Newbies Roundtable

- The Rolling Stones, “Sympathy for the Devil”

Aeternitas Medley

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: 15-The Slug Party

Fan Interview

– Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Ad: Video Episode

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 01-Prologue

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Host Closing

- music by EasyAccessMusic, “Human Emotion 30sec”

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Critical Information for the Well-rounded Snapefan

Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)

Voice: Chris

- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:57)

Hosts: Rachael, Meagan, Kristin

- In which an unfortunate miscommunication lands us an awesome guest host.

- Meagan is homeless; how you can help.

- Hidden meanings behind the Deathly Hallows art director’s infamous quote.

- Coming up in this show.

The Snape Report – (11:55)

Announcer: Jon

News for now. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)

- Video clips and high-quality screencaps of Deathly Hallows Part 2 from an ABC Family preview.

- Snape takes on all challengers in Suvudu’s cagematches: Corvis Rebaine and the vampire Lestat.

- Follow the youngest actor to play Snape thus far on Twitter, and give Snapecast a shout out while you’re there.

- Snape tries his luck at the Wizard Dating Channel OK Mudblood.

Snapecast Investigates: the Unidactyl – (14:38)

Panel: Rachael, Shannon, Becca, Rose, Gina, Meagan, Kristin, and Jen

-Snape’s Animagus form revealed.

PSA: Unidactyl Migration Preparedness – (37:05)

Announcer: Rose

- Be prepared for the inevitable.

Seeing Snape In… – (38:10)

Panel: Becca, Rachael, Rose, Meagan and Kristin

- Snape and… Billy Crystal?

-The shocking similarities.

Owlpost – (1:04:44)

Panel: Shannon, Rose

-in remembrence of John Nettleship, the inspiration behind our belovéd Potions Master.

-find your fellow Snapefans at Leaky Con.

-is it Snape’s or Dumbledore’s voice in the Silver Doe scene? Judge for yourself, and then compare/contrast to the Lighting Struck Tower scene.

Closing – (1:24:18)

Hosts: Rachael, Meagan, Kristin

-www.snapecastneedsmorebillycrystalcontent.org

-Snapecast’s first video episode coming soon.

“Snarky Snape” – (1:29:38)

-by Schnuffle Puffskein

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Transcripts

-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Snape Report

– music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Snapecast Investigates

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 03-The Knight Bus

PSA

– Alexandre Desplat, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1: 09-Dobby

Seeing Snape In…

- Ivan Ilic, Elegance and Refinement: 02-Handel-Suite in Fa Major (Allegro)

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

“Snarky Snape”

- music by Schnuffle Bunny

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The Epic Deathly Hallows Episode
Three Hours of Nonstop Snape-ing to Make Up for Our Lateness!

Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina
- In which we explore the pros and cons of eating popcorn out of a cauldron.
- How we saw Deathly Hallows Part I.
- Looking ahead to upcoming HP cons in 2011: Aeternitas (April 28 – May 1), Lubricus (June 16-19), LeakyCon (July 13-17), and DiaconAlley (July 21-24)
- Coming up in this show.

The Snape Report – (17:33)
Announcers: Jon
News for now. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Fans surprisingly satisfied with the Snapeyness of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I. Someone must have spiked the popcorn!
- The latest film continues to inspire a new wave of Snape appreciators.
- Snape deemed “ultimate Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher” by very important online media source.
- Formerly relevant tv channel also
shares in the Snape love.
- Draco Malfoy Tom Felton admits to being secretly scared of
Snape.
- Latest Lego Snape keychain is seriously cute.

Deathly Hallows Part I Review – (20:30)
Panel: Becca, Rachael, Meagan, Rose, Shannon

Fan Interview – (1:01:23)
Interviewer: Rachael
Guest: Ryan

PSA: Lubricus – the Slash-focused Harry Potter Con – (1:41:05)
- For more information, visit the Lubricus website.

Tour of the Harry Potter Exhibit in Seattle – (1:42:20)
Intrepid Attendees: Rachael, Diane from Spellcast

Owlpost – (2:10:59)
Panel: Shannon, Becca, Gina, Rachael
- Our thoughts on the depiction of Snape in A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel
- Flapping, thrusting and billowing: The physicality of Snape, Voldemort and Harry and what that says about their characters.
- On lunching with Snape.
- Other Snape merchandise at the WWoHP.
- A listener confesses her deepest darkest secret.
- Further discussion of the Silver Doe scene in DH Part I.

Closing – (2:42:53)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina
- Snarky seems a little shell-shocked since DH part I.
- In which we still can’t stop talking about the film.
- Possible plans for a video podcast

Deathly Hallow Part I Fan Predictions – (2:51:18)
Interviewer: Gina

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Snape Report

– music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Deathly Hallows Part I Review

– Alexandre Desplat, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1: 02-Snape to Malfoy Manor

Fan Interview

– Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Tour of the HP Exhibit

-Alexandre Desplat, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1: 10-Ministry of Magic

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

DH Fan Predictions

- Alexandre Desplat, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: 21-Lovegood

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The Wizarding World of Severus Snape

Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan
- Our Theory of Diminishing Snape leaves us pessimistic about the Snapeyness of Film 7.
- Unspoiled predictions regarding the Snapeyness of the first Deathly Hallows film.
- We hereby challenge all Snapefans to bring plastic cauldrons to eat their popcorn out of during the film.
- Some cracktastic film casting ideas. (Billy Crystal…Srsly??)
- Coming up in this show.

Behind Snape’s Door – Review of the WWoHP – (15:25)
Panel: Rose, Shannon, Rachael, Gina, Meagan, Becca
- Photo of Snape’s Door
- Henry Jenkins’ Reflections on The Night of a Thousand Wizards

Top 10 Ways to Make the WWoHP More Snapey – (1:03:30)
Announcer: Rose

This Slytherin Life: A Fan’s Park Musings – (1:04:23)
Fan: Gina

Owlpost – (1:13:30)
Panel: Rachael, Rose, Meagan
- Speculations about Eileen and Tobias’ jobs.
- Did the Professor ever contact the writer of this personal ad? Inquiring minds want to know.
- Severitus – why have we not discussed this before?! And how do people pronounce Severitus anyway???
- More Owlpost from the Muggle world.

Closing – (1:40:27)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan
- Plans for Snape-ing during future park visits.
- How we plan to Snape through the rest of 2010.

Snape’s Letter to Lowes Hotel – (1:43:35)
Voice: Confused Customer Service Representative

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Behind Snape’s Door – Park Review

- Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 16-Hogwarts’ March

Top Ten

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince: 28-The Weasley Stomp

This Slytherin Life

- Robots in Disguise, “Postcards from…”

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Snape’s Letter

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 02-Professor Umbridge

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 13-Umbridge Spoils a Beautiful Morning

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The Musical Anniversary Episode
Celebrating our 4-Year Snape-iversary!

Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:57)
Hosts: Rachael, Shannon, Gina
- In which we blow out some birthday candles and reminisce on 4 years of Snape-ing
- Just what has and hasn’t changed in the ways we Snape
- Plans for Infinitus including a Snape meet-up and a presentation on The Theory of Diminishing Snape ”
- Take our poll regarding the Snape meet-up
- Coming up in this show.

The Snape Report – (22:40)
Singing Announcers: Jeff & Becca
News for now. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Deathly Hallows Snape action figure sports new improved billow
- Canadian cosplayers Snape-it-up at the Innovator’s Ball in Ontario
- The truly naughty Snape fans Snarry fen are invited to visit the Snarry Suite at Infinitus
- Snapecase community celebrates Snape throughout his life
- Way back in February (while everyone was still recovering from Snape’s big bad 50th birthday bash), Rickman’s awesome evilness recognized
- Fans pushing for Alan Rickman to portray Moriarty in Sherlock Holmes 2.

Fan Interview – (28:18)
Interviewer: Gina
Guests: Andrew and Wesley of Severus and the Snapes

Like Snape Remix – (46:25)
Wrockers: Severus and the Snapes

Snape & Roundtable – (49:44)
Panel: Becca, Rose, Shannon
Topic: Snape & the Arts
- Rickman’s inspiring tango video
- Snape moon-walking by fancy-less
- Separated at birth: Franz Liszt and Severus Snape?

PSA: Results of our Limerick Contest – (1:07:45)
Announcer: Rose
Congratulations to Proto and Professor Skrewt

Owlpost – (1:10:58)
Panel: Shannon, Gina, Rachael
- When you have a lawyer on staff, you cannot avoid the occasional legal disclaimer
- Remembering the good old days when we ALL debated Snape’s loyalty
- In which we explore how Snape might treat a blind student
- More reminiscing on our earliest Snape fanfic-reading experiences

Closing – (1:44:17)
Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Shannon
- Shout-out to new listeners and new fans of Snape
- Snuna Exchange reveals have just been posted
- SS/HG Exchange begins posting June 1st
- Snarry-a-Thon recently wrapped as well
- Should Shannon get a cat named Severus
- Happy Snape-iversary!

Suddenly Severus – (1:52:14)
Filk writer: Rebecca Webb
Filk singer: Jeff

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Snape Report

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 01-Prologue

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 09-Hogwart’s Forever – the Moving Stairs

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 02-Fawkes the Phoenix

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 11-Hagrid the Professor

– Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 12-Harry in Winter

– Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 02-Professor Umbridge

– Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: 17-Farewell Aragog

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 10-The Norwegian Ridgeback – A Change of Season

Fan Interview

– Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

- Severus and the Snapes, “Like Snape Remix”

Shape &

– Shira Kammen, Wild Wood: 13-Rapaz Maneo

PSA

– Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince:15-The Slug Club

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: 13-School!

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Suddenly Severus

- music from Little Shop of Horrors, “Suddenly Seymour” (lyrics by Rebecca Webb)

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Snapey Fools Day!

Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:57)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Rose
- Upcoming cons we will be Snape-ing at – Sakura Con April 2-4, Expiditious on May 15th, and Infinitus in July.
- SSHG exchange will begin posting June 1st
- In which we discuss leaked pictures of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter Severus Snape!
- Coming up in this show.

Snapey Limerick: New Underwear – (12:36)
Limericist: Linda McGrath of The Group that Shall Not Be Named
Voice: Chris

Snapey Limerick: Times Square – (13:09)
Limericist: Linda McGrath of The Group that Shall Not Be Named
Voice: Gina

Fan Interview – (13:33)
Interviewer: Becca
Guest: You’ll never guess…

Snapey Limerick: Snickers – (22:35)
Limericist: Linda McGrath of The Group that Shall Not Be Named
Voice: Chris

Snapey Limerick: Living with Snape – (23:19)
Limericist: Linda McGrath of The Group that Shall Not Be Named
Voice: Gina

Snapey Limerick: Do I Dare – (24:45)
Limericist: Linda McGrath of The Group that Shall Not Be Named
Voice: Chris

Owlpost – (25:39)
Panel: Shannon, Becca, Rose, Rachael
- In which we give some love to Fanfiction.net
- Was Snape’s sense of style influenced by hours watching the original Master in Dr. Who episodes?
- Report of a non-scientific study on Snape’s movie loyalty (Someone seriously needs to set up an institute for Snape-based research!)

Snapey Limerick: Jail – (52:10)
Limericist: Linda McGrath of The Group that Shall Not Be Named
Voice: Gina

Snapey Limerick: Facebook – (53:17)
Limericist: Linda McGrath of The Group that Shall Not Be Named
Voice: Chris

Closing – (54:10)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Becca
- Just how “good” will Snape’s “alleged” death scene in the WB film be?
- Announcing the Snape Limerick Contest. Send us your Snapey Limericks for fame, glory or Snapey schwag!

Don’t Cha Filk – (1:01:09)
Filking Fool: Becca

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Limerick

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 02-Aunt Marge’s Waltz

Limerick

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 17-Cakes for Crabbe and Goyle

Fan Interview

- Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Limerick

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 02-Aunt Marge’s Waltz

Limerick

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 17-Cakes for Crabbe and Goyle

Limerick

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 02-Aunt Marge’s Waltz

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Limerick

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 17-Cakes for Crabbe and Goyle

Limerick

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 02-Aunt Marge’s Waltz

Filking Foolishness

- The Pussycat Dolls, “Don’t Cha”

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Happy Snapeday
Someone Turns the Big Five-Oh

Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:57)
Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Shannon
- Our plans for celebrating the Professor’s 50th
- Richard Armitage, Shannon’s new Snapespiration : check him out here and here, here and this entire miniseries here!
- Already looking forward to Infinitus
- Coming up in this show.

The Snarky Fan – (19:10)
Panel: Rachael, Becca, Meagan, Rose
- In which we squee and snark over the HBP DVD deleted scenes (especially this one), the released HBP screenplay and the recent Rickman interview

PSA: Newly Declared International Holiday – (52:17)
Announcer: Rose
- Happy Snapeday Everyone!

Seeing Snape In – (53:17)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Becca, Meagan
- In which we discuss the Snapeyness of a certain pointy-eared Vulcan of Star Trek fame

Owlpost – (1:27:42)
Panel: Shannon, Gina, Rachael
- OMG! It’s Snape on a Segway!
- In which we get taken to task for neglecting Snapetastic Wrock!
- Seeing Snape in Hannibal Lector?

Closing – (1:44:44)
Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Shannon
- A Beginner’s Guide to Snape Porn (for those who are new to the Internet):
Sycophant Hex
The Restricted Section
Petulant Poetess
Adult Fanfiction.net
- An actual erudite discussion regarding the official recognition of Snape-ing as a word!!
- Annual reviews of Rachael Snapecast sought
- Leave us a voicepost on our skype account Snapecast

Occlumency – (1:54:00)
Voice: Lady Becca

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snarky Fan

– Jive Ass Sleepers, “Private Eye”

PSA

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: 28-The Weasley Stomp

Seeing Snape In

- Ivan Ilic, Elegance and Refinement: 02-Handel-Suite in Fa Major (Allegro)

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Occlumency

- Lady Gaga, “Poker Face”

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This is Snapecast – (0:00)

Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan
- Nearly two months on, we’re still recovering from Azkatraz
- Revisiting some Snapey programming including The Fully Knowable Severus Snape
- Highlights from the con included the Snape meet-up, the Snarry meet-up, the Snily meet-up, and Snape cosplayers
- Coming up in this show.

Official Report on the HBP Film – (15:53)
Panel: Rachael, Becca, Rose, Meagan, Shannon
- The Snarry movie that wasn’t
- Somebody draw Snape on a Segway, please!!!

A Snapefan in San Fran – (40:52)
Announcer: Becca
- We encounter a Snapefan who somehow still hasn’t read DH…

Detention Intervention – (44:12)
The Unhealthily Obsessed: Kristin (Megan’s sister)
Concerned Family Member (okay, not really- she did this for the LULZ): Meagan

Owlpost – (59:54)
Panel: Shannon, Rose, Rachael, Meagan
- Seeing Snape “Lost in Space”?
- Just how much influence does JKR have on the HP films?
- In which someone’s sister asks a question about Snape’s guilt.

Closing – (1:27:33)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan
- We’re already looking forward to Infinitus!
- In which we devise a 12-step program for wannabe Snapefen.

Azkatraz Medley – (1:37:33)
Interviewees: Snape fans, Snape addicts, and the extremely depraved at Azkatraz.

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

MusicOpening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Official Report on the HBP Film

– Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: 28-The Weasley Stomp

Snapefan in San Fran

- Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Detention Intervention

- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 05-Double Trouble

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Azkatraz Medley

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: 15-The Slug Party

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast - (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction - (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Things to look forward to at SnapeyLeakyCon.
- Plans for a Snape meetup at Azkatraz.
- In which WB claims top spot on our sh*tlist.
- Coming up in this show.

The Snape Report - (14:57)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for now. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- WB screws with our Snape-ing YET AGAIN moves the release date for HBP.
- Despite WB’s nefarious machinations, Snapecast is organizing a meetup to ensure that Azkatraz will be full of Snapey squee. 
- WB attempts to appease rabid fans with increased Snapey content in the film trailer and promotional material.
- Some bigwigs in Ireland are apparently big Rickman fans.
- Snarky currently masquerading as Snapecast on Twitter and Dreamwidth.

Deathly Hallows Medley - (17:01)
First Impressions By: Rachael, Chris, Rose, Becca, Meagan, Shannon
- Yes, we’ve been sitting on this for nearly 2 years!!!!

Top Ten Signs You’re Still a Snapefan - (23:15)
Announcer: Rose

Seeing Snape In… Roundtable - (26:07)
Panel: Becca, Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Top 5 Snapey characteristics

PSA: Severus Big Bang Sign-Ups Opening Soon - (46:58)
Announcer: Griselda Marchbanks
-Severus Big Bang LJ Community
-Severus Big Bang IJ Community

PSA: Vote for Snape in ‘08 - (48:25)
Voices: John, Gina, Wendy, Rachael, Becca, Chris

Owlpost - (50:59)
Panel: Shannon, Rose, Rachael
- In which we actually crack open Book 7 to answer a few tricky questions.
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world.

Closing - (1:07:36)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- We feel pretty clean!
- Join the Azkatraz Snape Meetup Community
- Severus Big Bang sign-ups begin June 1st!
- Snupin’s Bigger, Longer & Uncut Project will debut July 1st.
- Look for a new episode after the release of the new movie!

A Poem for All Hallow’s Eve - (1:10:40)
Voice: Chris
- Apologies to Mr. Edgar Allen Poe

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

– music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Deathly Hallows Medley

- Talking Heads, “The Book I Read”

Top Ten

- Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban: 11-Hagrid the Professor

Seeing Snape In…

- Ivan Ilic, Elegance and Refinement: 02-Handel-Suite in Fa Major (Allegro)

Severus Big Bang PSA

- Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 08-Room of Requirements

Vote for Snape PSA 

- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 16 Hogwarts’ March

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

A Poem for All Hallow’s Eve

- Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 13 The-Invisibility Cloak-The Library Scene

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 17-The Face of Voldemort

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This is Snapecast - (0:00)
Voice: Rorschach
- Soundbyte: Jackie Earle Haley; Watchmen

Introduction – (0:57)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca
- special announcement: Snapecast is now Rorschachcast!
- why Snapefans should become Rorschachfans
- a very special Rorschach-inspired Top Ten
- stay tuned for more information!

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- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

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This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Snarky is missing – oh noes!
- The particular challenge of translating the book 6 title into other languages
- In which we explore the Snarry undertones of the Japanese HBP trailer
- Speaking of the next movie, what’s up with that PG rating??!
- Plans for this summer’s HP cons

The Snape Report – (23:00)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the month of February. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Fans in Japan celebrate Snape Sensei’s birthday in style
- Someone up there at WB clearly likes Japan the best
- New movie poster for Half-Blood Prince is Prince-less
- For more smexy Valentines Snape-ing, check out Snapedom’s Valentine’s Party, and the hpvalensmut and wizardlove exchanges
- Deatheater wannabes, Snarry shippers, Snupin lovers, and the generally slashy begin preparing for Snapey fun at Azkatraz

Valentine’s Telegram #1 – (25:17)
Rhyming Troll: Becca

Love Potion 9 & 3/4 – (25:46)
Warning: We earned our EXPLICIT rating on this one.
Panel: Gina, Becca, Shannon, Rachael
- Snape PWP
Walking the Plank – Snarry Archive
Idols of Perversity by bloodcultoffreud – SS/HG
Illustration for Idols of Perversity by _odella_ (NWS)
A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement by Melusin – SS/HG
An Army of Snapes by LadyoftheMasque – SS/HG
Graduation by mylittlesecret – SS/HG
The Love You Take by Subversa – SS/HG
A Pushing, Thrusting Young Man by Ad Baculum – Snarry
The Very Last by Amanuensis – Snarry
Snape/Hermione by eldivinomarques (NWS)

Valentine’s Telegram #2 – (51:43)
Rhyming Troll: Gina

Valentine’s PSA – (52:10)
Announcer: Rose
- Beware suspicious Valentine’s Owlpost

Valentine’s Telegram #3 – (53:20)
Rhyming Troll: Shannon

SnapeFest Potions Class – (53:45)
Announcer: Gina & Rachael
The Professor: Droxy
- Brewing a dung bath bomb

Valentine’s Telegram #4 – (1:09:46)
Rhyming Troll: Rachael

Closing – (1:10:15)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Continue sending us those Snapefic recs
- Rachael is still really hung up on Home Fries Nazi by pir8tfancier
- Tune in to Spellcast for their upcoming Snape fic roundtable.
- Snapey Valentine’s Love to the Professor and ALL Snapefen

Top 10 Worst Valentine’s for the Professor – (1:15:05)
Voice: Chris

Transcripts
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Music    

Opening    

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro    

The Snape Report    

- music by Allan Horn, “newscast”    

Telegram     

- Angel Romero, A Touch of Class: 04-Variations on Greensleeves    

Love Potion 9 & 3/4    

- Etta James, “I Just Want To Make Love To You”    

Telegram     

- Angel Romero, A Touch of Class: 04-Variations on Greensleeves    

Valentine’s PSA    

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 02-Professor Umbridge    

Telegram     

- Angel Romero, A Touch of Class: 04-Variations on Greensleeves    

Potions Class    

- The Searchers, “Love Potion No. 9″    

Telegram     

- Angel Romero, A Touch of Class: 04-Variations on Greensleeves    

Top 10 Worst Valentine’s    

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 09-Dobby the House Elf

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina
- We may be rusty, but we’re still Snape-ing
- Vampire!Snape – definitely more sparkly than Edward Cullen
- In which we confess to not keeping up with the new “canon”
- Our resolutions for being better Snapefans this year

The Snape Report – (10:52)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the past several months. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Alan Rickman discusses Potter films with fans on Uinterview.com.
- Rickman makes the rounds in yet another interview.
- The Queen couldn’t be arsed to give Rickman props.
- Boggart!Snape wins costume contest.
- Desperate Snapefen endure Sparkly!Vampire film for glimpse of HBP.
- For those uninterested in sparkle, there was plenty of thought-provoking discussion.
- Input currently being solicited for a possible Snupin Big-Bang Challenge.
- Alec Hopkins clearly a fan of Snapecast.
- Despite unfortunate Snape mishap, the Professor celebrates the big 4-9!

Snape’s Resolutions for 2009 – (15:55)
Announcer: Droxy
- Top 7 resolutions for enduring yet another year among dunderheads

Fanfic Review: Fic – (17:01)
Announcer: Meagan
Reader: Gina
- Exanimus Virtutis: A Hero’s Goodbye by LadyTuesday

Fanfic Review: Roundtable – (47:56)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Gina
- the viscera of a violent death
- who would have been responsible for retrieving Snape
- an unspoken connection between Snape and Hermione
- what kind of sandwich did Harry want after the final battle

Snape-ing at Azkatraz – (1:03:44)
Interviewer: Rachael
- Snape and the Snape Factor at Azkatraz

Owlpost – (1:14:43)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Becca, Gina
- Why Snape chose the moniker Half-Blood Prince
- Does JKR really hate Snape
- Where have all the Snape-vids gone
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world.

Closing – (1:40:27)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina
- Tentative plans for a Valentine’s episode
- Plea for more Snapey programming at this year’s HP cons
- Snape apparently cursed our iTunes feed last fall

Happy Birthday from the House-elves! – (1:47:06)
Voices: Pinky, Dinky, Winky & Stinky (filling in for Spanky, who’s on a tea towel exchange to Russia)

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Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

- music by Allan Horn, “newscast”

Snape’s Resolutions

- Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 07-Rita Skeeter

Fanfic Roundtable

- Laurel Zucker, Mozart Flute Quartets: 07-Allegro

Snape-ing at Azkatraz

Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 01- Fireworks

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Happy Birthday

- “We Wish You a Merry Christmas”

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But if it earns us a detention with a certain snarky professor

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (00:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (00:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Wendy
- Rose recounts her whirlwind tour of all three HP conventions this summer including real silver does, Snape gangs, Draperies, and ship missionaries
- Overall opinion of the new HBP release date: we would’ve preferred socks
- Coming up in this show

The Snape Report – (20:25)
Announcer: Jonathan
- the silver lining behind the HBP release date move is that the 2009 HPEF convention Azkatraz has already secured a special showing for the conference attendees!
- while you’re waiting (and waiting) for the HBP movie, you can check out this YouTube spoof. Be warned, though, there’s a conspicuous absence of Snape
- The Huffington Post reports that DanRad’s naked bum is to blame for the new HBP release date. Well, what can’t be blamed on DanRad’s naked bum?
- the wine isn’t elf-made, but Snapefans might still want to check out Alan Rickman’s new movie, Bottle Shock
- Rickmaniacs, let your voice be heard! Sign the petition to get a wax figure of Alan placed in Madam Tussauds of London
- artist Hever has created a one-of-a-kind potions bottle with a faux bronze Snape bust
- yet another hilarious spoof to tide us over ’til next summer, Harry Potter and the Deadly Abridgment by Mr. Frisket
- Alan Rickman talks about Harry Potter: the Musical and Harry Potter porn in an interview he gave last year to Musical Talk

Live from SnapeFest: the Snape Divide – (24:02)
Moderator: Becca
Panelists: Beth (), Seema (), Amy ()
- identifying the Snape Divide and ways to cross it

Top Ten – (1:09:50)
Voice: Rose
- Top Ten reasons why Warner Brothers delayed the release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

This Slytherin Life – (1:12:26)
Announcer: Becca
Essayist: Megan Delia
- How Snape came into focus
- “The Twenty” by Lenya Rountree

Fanfic Review: Fic – (1:17:49)
Announcer: Meagan
Reader: Gina
- “Ever More Tightly Bound” by Thevina

Fanfic Review: Roundtable – (1:31:23)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Gina
- we love Missing Moments fic!
- the significance of Snape and blood
- canon vs. fanon

Closing – (1:52:52)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Wendy
- Snarky needs to earn his keep! Please send us owlpost!
- reasons to share your Snape-ing with us
- stay tuned for Episode 30

Potions Master Blues – (1:56:06)
Wrockers: The Prefect Project
- thank you, Prefects! You wrock!

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Live from SnapeFest

- Lara St. John, Bach Violin Concertos: 07-BMV 1043:I. Vivace

Top Ten

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 13-
Umbridge Spoils a Beautiful Morning

This Slytherin Life

- Chris Harvey, Otherwake: 01-Tensor

Fanfic Review: Roundtable

- Laurel Zucker, Mozart Flute Quartets: 07-Allegro

Potions Master Blues

- The Prefect Project, Night Rounds: “Potions Master Blues”

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Content for this episode:

Introduction – (0:00)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina
- Reporting on the Snapey fun of Snapefest
- Special Snapefest Tribute Video: Edited version (5:30), Downloadable Full-Length Version (14:56)
- In which Becca squees (rather loudly) over Snape’s leather jacket.
- Highlights from the Podcast Palooza, Portus, the Art Gallery, and the Swim-Up Bar.
- Rachael narrowly escapes buying a piece of Snape look alike art…

Snapecast Live! – (16:48)
Voice: Chris
Sort of Live Panel: Rachael, Meagan, Becca, Gina, Jeff, Shannon, Rose
Special Guest: Severus Snape
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
- Elf-Made Wine Supplied by Room Service

The Snape Report Special Edition: A Year in the Afterlife – (21:44)
Announcer: Jonathan
Video from Snapefest available here.
News for those who’ve been living under a rock for the past year (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- JKR’s nefarious plot to end worldwide Snape-ing not successful: Snape lives on!
- In a devious attempt to distract Snapefen from absence of Headmaster portrait, JKR announces Dumbledore is gay.
- Snapefans on LiveJournal settle on name for their collective madness.
- Deleted scenes accompanying OotP DVD not very riveting and definitely not at all Snapey.
- Professor Snape once again snubbed for Wizard of the Month recognition.
- WB’s plan to release DH as two films gives Snapefans twice the chance to get their Snape fix.
- Big-time lawsuit causes hoopla in HP fandom but really has nothing to do with Snape.
- 50+ particularly depraved Snapefen descend on Dallas for a full day of non-stop Snape-ing at Snapefest.

Searching for Snape in All the Wrong Places – (26:25)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Becca, Gina, Rose
- Can there ever really be a replacement for Snape?

Owlpost – (38:55)
Panel: Rachael, Shannon, Gina, Rose, Meagan and Snarky
Voice: Munchkin
- In which we ponder what might have been if Snape had been a GIRL
- The younger generation loves Snape too.
- Howlers and e-mail from the Wizarding and Muggle world.

Predictions for Harry Potter & Severus Snape: The Movie The Half-Blood Prince – (51:07)
Panel: Meagan, Becca, Rachael, Rose, Gina, Shannon
- What we expect to see in the next film

Trivia and Audience Q&A – (53:33)
Panel: Rachael, Becca, Meagan, Gina, Shannon, Rose and Severus Snape
Guests: Depraved lunatics in the audience
Voice: Chris

Closing – (1:05:17)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina
- Check out the Portus/Snapefest Flickr Group
- Stay tuned for Episode 29

Happy Birthday! – (1:08:00)
Voices: Jeff, Meagan
Filkster: Jeff

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Trivia and Audience Q&A

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Happy Birthday

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 01-Prologue

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- We may be rusty, but like the truly annoying and devoted fans we are, we’re back!
- The state of Snape-ing in the fandom is clearly in crisis.
- Official and unofficial Snape-ing planned for Portus, Terminus, Accio and beyond!
- Coming up in this show.

The Snape Report – (10:52)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the month of April. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- JKR reveals Snape’s backstory planned from the beginning.
- Snapefen too savy to be taken in by lame April Fool’s Joke.
- Wrock group The Remus Lupins foolishly decide not to change name to The Severus Snapes.
- Snape’s staring role in Potter Puppet Pals Video clearly responsible for You Tube award.
- For those in the mood for Snape meta, check out You Have Used Me: Severus Snape, Albus, Dumbledore, Betrayal and Trust
- Snape gets his Spock on.
- Snape-ing expected to heat up during summer convention season: Check out programming at Portus, Accio, Terminus, and of course Snapefest.

In Search of Different Endings Contest – (16:16)
Announcer: Rose
- In 500 words or less, write a different ending for Severus Snape Snapefest
- E-mail your submission by Midnight EST June 9th to severus@snapecast.com (Subject line: Different Endings Contest)

Draw Us a Picture – (17:37)
Announcer: Shannon
- We’re looking for Snape fanart for Snapefest
- Het, slash, gen, fanon and canon art welcome (R-rated and below)
- Those interested, send an e-mail to severus@snapecast.com by May 1st

Deathly Hallows Roundtable – (19:03)
Panel: Rachael, Wendy, Becca, Meagan
- Deathly Hallows Parts I & II, David Yates, and More: what does this mean for Snapefans

Top Ten Items Snape Should Spend His Tax Return On – (37:41)
Announcer: Rose

“Snape is…” Call for Fic Recommendations – (40:02)
Narrator: Gina
- Submit Snape fanfiction recommendations for discussion in future episodes
- E-mail your recommendations (R-rated and below) to severus@snapecat.com (Subject line: Snapefic Rec)

Owlpost – (44:17)
Panel: Shannon, Rose, Rachael
- Some well-deserved squeeage over movie 6.
- Somebody’s in trouble with the tax man.
- Howlers and e-mail from the Wizarding and Muggle world.

Closing – (1:05:40)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Special Fanfic Episode in the works.
- Look for coverage of convention and movie news.

He’s Always a Bastard to Me – (1:08:19)
Filkstress: Becca

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Different Endings Contest

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 15-Ministry of Magic

Draw Us a Picture

- Fauxliage, “Draw My Life”

Deathly Hallows Roundtable

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 17-Flight of the Order of the Phoenix

Top Ten

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 02-Aunt Marge’s Waltz

“Snape is…”

- Mediva, Viva Mediva: 05-Belicha

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

A Very Special Filk

- Music by Billy Joel, “She’s Always a Woman to Me”

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Content for this episode:
This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:57)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Shannon
- JK Rowling & Severus Snape: thoughts on the interview and documentary
- Programming for Snapefest
- Looking back on 1 and 1/2 years of Snape-ing

The Snape Report – (17:20)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the month of January. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- At 8pm EST on January 9, registration opens for Snapefest. We’ll be standing by.
- LJ Community Snapedom kicks off a virtual birthday party for everyone’s favorite Professor.
- Once again Snape was robbed of being named Wizard of the Month.
- Rickman deservedly named one of 100 sexiest movie stars alive by Empire Magazine. (Rowr!)
- Jon resigns in a huff.

PSA: What Would Snape Do? – (19:37)
Announcer: Rose

Snape & – (20:32)
Panel: Becca, Shannon, Rose, Meagan, Gina
- Snape & the Future (Back to the Snapey Future!)
- Sigune’s musings: Pondering JKR’s reason to let Harry live…

Snape & Wrap-up – (44:08)
Panel: Becca, Spanky Wonky
- Snape & Cleanliness

Fan Interview Wrap-Up – (47:34)
Announcer: Gina

Snape Theory Wrap-Up – (50:08)
Announcer: Wendy

Unanswered Questions – (51:31)
Panel: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Will we ever know?

Tribute to the Trolls – (1:20:36)
Evil Announcer: Meagan

Ask Snape – (1:21:51)
Voices: Rachael, Meagan, Snarky, Chris
- Questions read by listeners and the Snapecast Staff

Snarky Pages – (1:32:26)
Panel: Rachael, Wendy, Rose
Deathly Hallows
- Page 759

Top Ten Things to Do Once the Regular Snapecast Episodes End – (1:42:39)
Announcer: Rose

Owlpost – (1:44:46)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Becca
- Snape, important from the start.
- Did Snape do enough to redeem himself?
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world.

Snarky Flies the Coop – (2:09:49)
Voices: Shannon, Snarky, Some Odd Bird

Closing – (2:12:19)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Shannon
- Get ready to register for Snapefest!
- Look for Snapecast at the PodcastPolooza at Portus in July
- Keep your eyes on http://snapecast.com for updates and info on our next show.
- Always!

At King’s Cross – (2:17:41)
The Snapecast Staff: Becca, Rose, Shannon, Gina, Jeff, Chris, Rachael, Jon, Wendy, Meagan
- To our listeners, thanks for all the Snape-ing…

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

PSA

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 09-Dobby the House Elf

Back to the Snapey Future

- Alan Silvestri, Back To The Future [SOUNDTRACK]: 03-Back To The Future

Snape & Wrap-Up

- Shira Kammen, Wild Wood: 13-Rapaz Maneo

Fan Interview Wrap-Up

- Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Snape Theory Wrap-Up

- Human Response, Delirious: 01-Delirious

Unanswered Questions

- Holly Brook, “Curious”

Tribute to the Trolls

- Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 07-Rita Skeeter

Ask Snape

- Ludwig van Beethoven, Symphony No. 5 in C Minor, Op. 67/I. Allegro Con Brio (Complete)

Snarky Pages

- Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls

Top Ten

- Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 02-Professor Umbridge

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Snarky Flies the Coop

- Israel Kamakawiwo’ole, “Somewhere Over The Rainbow”

At King’s Cross

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 18-Leaving Hogwarts

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Content for this episode:
This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan
- Snapefest 2008 – Be There or Be a Dunderhead
- Reliving the release of DH in Denmark and the Netherlands
- Dirty dark confessions – who’s been cheating on Snape…
- Coming up in this penultimate episode…

The Snape Report – (9:40)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the month of December. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Registration for the first ever all day Snapecon, Snapefest, opens January 9, 2008. Could there be a better way to celebrate the Greasy One’s half-birthday?
- Snape fans wonder why JKR doesn’t appear to like Snape.
- The Snapedom LJ community celebrate The Great Snape Escape. (Because all that talk about stoppering death had to mean something.)
- Meta-enthusiasts explore racial typecasting in “Lily the lily-white girl and Sev the greasy foreigner?”
- Snapefen explore what to call themselves – Crazy Dunderheads not a popular choice.
- Snape’s latest career move slightly less academic.

Love Potion 9 and 3/4. – (12:36)
Panel: Gina, Summerborn (Snape/Lupin, Snape/Regulus, Rarepairs), Snapetoy (Snape/Harry, Snape/Dumbledore), Racheline (Snape/Malfoys), Selinaenriquez (Snape/Hermione)
- Non-canon Snape ships.
Snape/Harry
- Snarry Games
- Snarry Tribute Video
- Snarry Holidays
- Walking the Plank
- Time and Again – Post-DH Epilogue compliant, NC-17
- The Tea Series – Pre DH, (sexually active at 16) NC-17
Snape/Dumbledore
- Severus, Please LJ Community
- Delphi
Snape/Hermione
- Where Your Treasure Is
Snape/Other
- Snape Rarepairs Community
- Descensus – (Snape/Lucius/Narcissa)
- The Tao of Diogenes – (Snape/Ron) R
- In Academia series – Snape/Voldemort, Snape/Lucius, Snape/Black, Snape/Peter Pettigrew, Snape/Avery, Snape/Remus, Snape/James Potter implied, NC-17
Snape Photography
- Rub-a-dub-dub, Snape in a Tub – R

PSA: Holiday Party Tips – (51:55)
Announcer: Rose
- How to party-it-up with the Potions Master (and not get hexed)

Snape & – (53:27)
Panel: Becca, Jeff, Rose, Rachael
- Snape & Bullying

For Sale – (1:17:07)
Grieving Widow: Gina
Annoying Owl: Snarky
- Poorly constructed dump Charming single-family home for sale.

Snarky Chapters – (1:20:10)
Panel: Rachael, Shannon, Rose, Selina, Gina
Deathly Hallows
- Chapter 33: The Prince’s Tale

Deathly Owlpost – (2:02:49)
Panel: Shannon, Rose, Meagan
- Why exactly did Snape go back to Grimmauld Place anyway?
- In which we beg JKR to sit down and talk to us about Snape.
- What’s up with Snape’s lifedebt to James?
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world.

Closing – (2:27:28)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan
- Be sure to reserve your tickets for the Snapecast Express. Send an e-mail with your name, house and seating preference (Merlin class, Dining Car, Quiet Car, Party Wagon, Prefect Car, Time Out Car, Owlpost Car, Slytherin Car, Severus Car or name your own car) to severus@snapecast.com
- Tune in January 9th for the final ride!

Were We Ever Wrong! – (2:34:08)
The Deluded, Obsessed, and Just Plain Wrong: Rachael, Becca, Chris, Gina, Jackie, Mytheos, Rose, Shannon, Wendy,
- Our cracked theories that never came true…

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Love Potion

- Etta James, “I Just Want to Make Love to You”

PSA

- Arthur Fiedler & The Boston Pops Orchestra, A Christmas Festival: 07-Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

Snape &

-Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

For Sale

- Millie Jackson, “A House For Sale”

Snarky Chapters

- Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Were We Ever Wrong!

- Everything But the Girl, “Wrong (Deep Dish Remix)”

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:57)
Hosts: Rachael, Wendy, Gina
- Snapey Halloween
- Why didn’t Dumbledore’s own experience with love make him more sympathetic to Snape
- Snape’s gaydar
- Coming up in this episode…

The Snape Report – (16:36)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the second half of October.(Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Dumbledore bombshell temporarily overshadows all things Snape.
- Creative and Snapefen still actively Snape-ing: Check out Snape After DH and the Snarry Games.
- Snape may (or may not) be dead, but there’s still plenty of meta for everyone: Why Snape Joined the DE; Snape’s Boggart; Snape-inspired playlist.
- Alec Hopkins, also known as “Young Snape” has been rather busy on You-Tube.
- Snape seen masquerading as a muggle in Australia.

What If… – (19:33)
Panel: Rachael, Becca, Shannon, Rose
- What if things had been different for Snape. . .

PSA: Bathouses – (44:24)
Announcer: Rose
- Stock your Snapecast safehouse.

Fan Interview – (46:10)
Interviewer: Becca
Guest: Ariadne (Writer and Theorist)
- At the Online Wizarding Library
- At Fanfiction.net
- Border’s Great Snape Debate

A Call to Listeners – (1:01:39)
Send in your questions for Snape.
- Deadline: Midnight EST, Friday, November 23rd.
-Format: .wav, .ogg, .mp3 formats accepted, or leave a voicemail on our Skype account (username snapecast)

Snarky Chapters – (1:04:54)
Panel: Rachael, Jeff, Rose, Shannon
Deathly Hallows
- Chapter 32: The Elder Wand

The Final Run of the Snapecast Express – (1:21:21)
Announcer: Jonathan
- To reserve a seat, send an owl to severus@snapecast.com or leave a message on Podcastalley.
- Be sure to include your name, your house, and your seating preference.

Deathly Owlpost – (1:23:17)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Wendy, Gina
- What did Slughorn know about Snape’s feelings for Lily?
- What’s with all these childhood sweetheart storylines anyway?
- In which we explore a little Snucius.
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world.

Closing – (1:40:07)
Hosts: Rachael, Wendy, Gina
- Revisiting Jo’s most recent comments about Snape’s character and Snape’s portrait.
- See you on December 1st for Episode 25, our penultimate episode!

A Headmaster’s Tale – (1:45:44)
Narrator: Rose
Voices: Jeff, Meagan, Shannon, Chris, Wendy, Gina
- Of cephalopods, midnight duels, and dire Halloween curses.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

What If…

- Smashing Pumpkins, “Apples+Oranjes”

PSA

- Danny Elfman, Corpse Bride: 07-Moon Dance

Fan Interview

-Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

A Call to Listeners

John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban:

Snarky Chapters

- Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

A Headmaster’s Tale

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 08-The Dueling Club

- Johann Sebastian Bach: Toccata and Fugue in D Minor, BWV 565

- Gaylord Carter, “Grim Grinning Ghosts” [Disneyland's Haunted Mansion]

- Danny Elfman, Nightmare Before Christmas: 20-End Title

- Danny Elfman, Nightmare Before Christmas: 01-Overture

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Meagan
- Grab a pint and celebrate Oktoberfest in Snapey style!
- The state of our Snape-ing: past, present and future
- Snape wearing lederhosen?
- Coming up in this episode…

The Snape Report – (10:00)
Announcer: Jon
News for the month of October.(Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Snape vidders not thrilled by tentative list of bonus scenes on the Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix DVD.
- LJ community colourful_bat is holding a “Beyond the Grave” fest for post-Deathly Hallows Snape/Tonks stories.
- Not to be outdone by the fic writers, many meta essayists have been tackling Snapey issues such as:
How tall is Snape in canon?
Comparing Snape to the Pop-Culture Character Type of the Lonely Nerd
Snape and Purebloods
The influence of Alan Rickman on the Attraction to Snape
Why are Severus Snape’s eyes and hair black?
- LJ user cambryn is hosting a Harry Potter honesty meme that offers Snapefans an opportunity to find out what the Snape fandom really thinks about our beloved Greasy Git in a post-Deathly Hallows world.
- Holy Hungarian Horntails, Snapefans! gin1119 proves that Snape really is Batman with a new video on YouTube!

Snarky Chapters – (13:10)
Panel: Rachael, Meagan, Wendy
- Deathly Hallows – Snape as Headmaster
Chapter 12: Magic is Might
Chapter 19: The Silver Doe
Chapter 30: The Sacking of Severus Snape

Love Potion 9 3/4 – (33:29)
Panel: Gina, Rachael, Shannon, Madelyn
- Snape/Lily
- By Any Other Name
- Fade to Black
- Last Transfiguration
- Spirals
- Thanks for the Mudblood
- Your Parting Mouth (Your Shining Eyes)
- The Words You Borrowed

PSA: Trick-or-Pretzel – (1:03:33)
Announcer: Rose
Trick-or-Pretzeler: Munchkin
- Choose your Halloween treats wisely!

Snape & – (1:04:10)
Panel: Becca, Rachael, Shannon, Rose
- Snape & Slytherin

Deathly Owlpost – (1:37:41)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Becca, Meagan
- In defense of Dumbledore
- In which we make dire predictesion about the movie versions of “The Prince’s Tale” and “The Flight of the Prince”
- Does Snily add to or detract from Snape’s complexity?
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world.

Closing – (2:01:18)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Meagan
- Huzzah, we managed to do a whole episode whilst sober!
- the Headmaster Snape gallery is coming soon to snapecast.com
- Look for plenty of Snape Theory along with a dose of Halloween-y goodness in the next episode of Snapecast!

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Snarky Chapters

- Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls

Love Potion 9

- Etta James,
I Just Want to Make Love to You

PSA

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban: 05-Double Trouble

Snape&

- Shira Kammen, Wild Wood: 13-Rapaz Maneo

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Snape Drinking Song

- Traditional, “Beer, Beer, Beer”

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Shannon, Rose
- If Snape were Canadian…
- International Snape-off – highlights from Prophecy.
- Due to LJ’s recent nonsense, some Snape communities depart LiveJournal permanently.
- For those no longer on LJ, Snapecast will be establishing communities on InsaneJournal, GreatestJournal and Scribbit.
- Windsor, Ontario: the official Spinner’s End of Canada
- Coming up in this episode…

The Snape Report – (11:16)
Announcer: Jon
News for September. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- LJ community snapeneverdied offers refuge for diedhard Snapefans and canon skeptics
- For other Snapefans more at peace with the idea of Snape in the afterworld, InsaneJournal community forseverus is open for membership.
- Show your respect or support for Snape over on LJ community severus_forever.
- Even in death, Snape is still getting a lot of action over on LJ community Snapeofc.
- In movie news, filiming is set to begin on HBP. No word yet on where Snape’s memorable moments will be filmed.
- Fellow Canadian Snape-fan, Lady Claudia, offers her analysis of DH and euologizes Snape.
- A few of the truly obsessed devoted, immortalize Snape with a tattoo.
- Despite his apparent death, Snape continues to inspire a fellow educator.
- Somehow, Snapecast was beat out by Lost fanboys in this year’s Podcast awards.

PSA: Magical Snake Emergency Warning – (15:07)
Announcer: Rose

Snape Bereavement Project Therapy Support Group: Session II – (15:45)
Therapist: Dr. Lookfar
Panel: Gina, Rose, Rose, Becca

Post DH Sectus Medley – (46:22)
Interviewees: The disbelieving, grieving, and still loyal Snapefans at Sectus.

Fan Interview – (52:02)
Interviewer: Gina
Interviewee: Professor Edmund Kern

Prophecy Medley – (1:08:42)
Interviewees: The super snarky, stubbornly delusional, and clearly Canadian at Prophecy.

Deathly Owlpost – (1:15:58)
Panel: Shannon, Rose, Rachael
- Howlers and e-mail from the muggle world.
- In which we explore Slytherin morality.
- Speculations on Snape’s view of muggles.

Closing – (1:34:07)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Canadian – Always!
- It’s all about the Snily right now.
- We’re still accepting contributions for the Snape Headmaster Gallery (Coming very soon!)
- See ya’ll again on October 1st.

O Severus Snape! – (1:37:46)
Raging Filkster: Jeff

snapecast

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Snape Bereavement Project

- Queen, “Who Wants to Live Forever”

Post DH Sectus Medley

- music by the Beatles, “Yesterday”

Fan Interview

- Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Prophecy Medley

- Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, “The Toronto Song”

Deathly Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Oh Severus Snape!

- Torley Wong, “O Canada” (techno remix) [Calixa Lavall
e, "O Canada" (Canadian national anthem)]

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Content for this episode:
This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:57)
Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Meagan
- How our reactions have changed now that everything’s sunk in.
- Rachael goes Dutch, Dobby Meagan is free, and Gina is still a widow.
- How RL (including LJ’s recent shenanigans) have influened our reactions.
- Whether our opinions about Snape have changed.
- JKR, pretty please stop giving interviews about Snape!
- Coming up in this episode…

The Snape Report – (16:15)
Announcer: Shannon
News for the second half of July. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Snape may be dead, but he’s alive and kicking (in some sense) on LJ community snape_after_dh.
- For those needing a good cry or laugh about Snape, check out LJ community snapedom.
- Walking the plank is hosting a devilishly tricky post DH canon compliant Snarry fic challenge. Good luck guys!
- Now even the BBC knows about Snapecast.
- The Christian Science Monitor recognizes the relevance of a character like Snape for today’s society.
- Rowling’s former teacher misses the boat on why it’s not such a bad thing to be the inspiration for Snape.
- Severus Snape is now an official cocktail over at drinknation.com.

From Beyond the Veil – (19:53)
Voice: Chris

Snarky Chapters – (22:28)
Panel: Rachael, Wendy, Shannon, Meagan
Deathly Hallows
-Chapter 1: The Dark Lord Ascending
-Chaper 4: The Seven Potters
-Chapter 5: The Fallen Warrior

This Slytherin Life – (41:01)
Announcer: Becca
Essayist: Mytheos
- Severus Snape, Slytherin Through and Through

Snape & The Future … – (47:24)
Panel: Becca, Rachael, Rose, Gina

Rowling, Rowling, Rowling – (1:06:10)
Filkster: Jeff

Super Delux Deathly Owlpost – (1:08:07)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Gina, Meagan
- Howlers and e-mail from the wizarding world.
- Speculations on the potential for a Snape-con.
- Still in need of canon confirmation for gaping holes in Snape’s story.
- Bad, stinky cheese.
- Spotlight on the Slytherin Question.

Closing – (1:31:54)
Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Meagan
- Up next, Episode 22, The Canadian Episode on September 1
- Gina does a little bragging

In Memoriam – (1:37:00)
The Bitter, Bereaved and Bewitched: corvus_coronis, Megan, Luci, HexAdecimal, Michael, Hannah, Emelye, pythia delphi, Those Who Were Loyal, Sigune, Sarah, torenheksje, Grainne, Sylvanawood, Rebecca Redmile
Readers: Jeff, Becca, Rachael, Rose, Gina, Meagan

Information on transcripts, music used in this episode, and how to contact us behind the cut…

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

From Beyond the Veil

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 14-Fluffy’s Harp

Snarky Chapters

- Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls

This Slytherin Life

- Ehren Starks, The Depths of a Year: 01-The tale of room 620

- Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 18-Voldemort

Snape & the Future

- Shira Kammen, Wild Wood: 13-Rapaz Maneo

Rowling, Rowling, Rowling

- Ned Washington and Dimitri Tiomkin, “Rawhide” theme song

Deathly Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

In Memoriam

- Traditional, “Amazing Grace”

- Traditional, “Danny Boy” (Londonderry Air)

- James Horner, Titanic: 15-Hymn to the Sea

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Content for this episode…

Spoiler Alert – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- This episode contains NOTHING BUT spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. You have been warned…

This is Snapecast – (0:50)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (01:47)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Chris
- Coming to you straight from Sectus.
- Yet another SPOILER WARNING. Srsly, ya’ll, if you haven’t read the book, stop listening now.
- Coming up in this episode…
- Reflections on the release and on DH.
- The effect of this book on our Snape-ing.

Special Emergency Edition of The Snape Report – (31:23)
Announcer: Jon
News for August. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- HUGE SPOILER.

This Slytherin Life: Part I – (32:46)
Essayist: Rachael
- Reactions to DH

Snapecast Nominated in the Enternatinment Category at the Podcast Awards – (39:24)
Announcer: Shannon
- Participants can cast their votes once every 24 hours between now and August 11th.
- If you’ve enjoyed your time Snape-ing with us, Snapecast would appreciate your support!

This Slytherin Life: Part II – (40:28)
Essayist: Becca
- Reactions to DH

Top Ten Reason JKR … – (44:53)
Announcer: Rose

This Slytherin Life: Part III – (46:19)
Essayist: Gina
- Reactions to DH

Sectus Medley – (54:12)
- Pre-Deathly Hallows

This Slytherin Life: Part IV – (1:02:40)
Essayist: cmwinters
- Read by Becca
- Reactions to DH

Dearest Snapecast Listeners: A Call for Contributions – (1:12:05)
Announcer: Shannon
- Take a few moments for Snape.
- Leave a voicemail for us on Skype (Username: Snapecast)
- Or e-mail an audio file or a text file (to be read by a staff member) to severus@snapecst.com by 11:59pm EST on August 11th.

This Slytherin Life: Part V – (1:13:18)
Essayist: Jeff
- Reactions to DH

Top Ten Missing Snape Moments from Deathly Hallows – (1:16:10)
Announcer: Gina

This Slytherin Life: Part VI – (1:17:57)
Essayist: Meagan
- Reactions to DH

Help Set Things Right: Contribute to Snape’s Portrait Gallery – (1:23:09)
Announcer: Jon
- Moving and Muggle Portraits are welcome.
- Send all submissions to severus@snapecast.com

Closing – (1:24:14)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Chris
- The state of Snarky, post DH.
- Huge Owlpost planned for our next episode.
- See you again, August 15th for further reflections and second thoughts on DH.

Snapecast Epilogue: 19 Years Later – (1:30:04)
Announcer: Jeff

Information on transcripts, music used in this episode, and how to contact us behind the cut…

Music

Spoiler Warning

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 14-Darkness Takes Over

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

This Slytherin Life: Rachael

- H.I.M., “Gone with the Sin”

Podcast Awards Announcement

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 01-Fireworks

This Slytherin Life: Becca

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 11-Hagrid the Professor

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 07-A Window to the Past

Top 10 Reasons JKR…

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 02-Professor Umbridge

This Slytherin Life: Gina

- Javier Navarrete, Pan’s Labyrinth: 16-El Funeral

- Javier Navarrete, Pan’s Labyrinth: 21-Nana del laberinto del fauna

Sectus Medley

Electric Light Orchestra, “Last Train to London”

This Slytherin Life: cmwinters

- Beethoven, Symphony No. 7 in a Major, Op. 92: II. Allegretto [Immortal Beloved Original Soundtrack]

A Call for Contributions

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 18-Loved Ones and Leaving

This Slytherin Life: Jeff

- Donnie Darko [Original Soundtrack & Score]: Did You Know Him?

Top 10 Missing Snape Scenes

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 09-Kiss

This Slytherin Life: Meagan

- Danny Elfman, Batman [Original Motion Picture Score]: 01-the Batman Theme

Snape’s Portrait Gallery

- John Williams, Harry Potter an the Prisoner of Azkaban: 02-Aunt Marge’s Waltz

Epilogue

Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041: I. Allegro

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Shannon
- Celebrating Deathly Hallows Eve with plenty of last minute Snape-ing.
- Reflections on the Snapeyness of the fifth movie.
- Rickman continues to rawk, Alec was Snapetacular, and the underpants debate continues…
- Look for Snapecasters at Sectus in London (Rachael, Rose & Chris) and release night events in New York (Gina) and Philadelphia (Shannon & Meagan).
- Coming up in this episode…

The Snape Report – (14:51)
Announcer: Jon
News for the second half of July. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Order of the Phoenix film fails to resolve the Great Snape Underpants Debate.
- Border’s Snape Friend or Foe video available online.
- Hot Topic demonstrates excellent taste and releases t-shirt featuring Snape.
- Despite his very brief appearance in the film, Alec Hopkins continues to steam hearts and inspire fans. Check out the latest LJ community dedicated to the young actor here.
- Dallas Morning News in Texas mistakes Dominatrix!Snape for Latex!Snape.
- Snape superfangirl Rachael got herself hitched on 7/7/07 (but not to Snape!)

Severus’ Spoiler Warning – (17:35)
Voice: Chris
- Anyone using the Snapecast sites to post spoilerific information will be spanked!
- Snapecast’s Spoiler Policy

Fan Interview – (19:28)
Interviewer: Rachael
Interviewees: Jason Munday and Luke Conrad from The Ministry of Magic.

Snape vs Snape – (36:45)
Performed by: The Ministry of Magic with The Parselmouths.

Prophecy Registration Winner – (41:40)
Announcer: Becca
- Congratulations Larissa!

Snape Bereavement Project Therapy Support Group: Session I – (42:48)
Therapist: Dr. Lookfar
Panel: Gina, Shannon, Rachael, Rose

This Slytherin Life – (1:06:10)
Announcer: Becca
Essayist: Rose
- A call to all to continue to pursue creative expression through Snape.

Fan Interview – (1:09:56)
Interviewer: Shannon
Interviewee: Novelist and essayist, Orson Scott Card.

Top Ten Things Snapefans Will Do to People Who Spoil DH – (1:31:11)
Announcer: Rose

Deathly Owlpost – (1:32:29)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Gina
- Howlers and e-mail from the wizarding and Muggle world.
- In which someone violates the Snapecast code of conduct.
- On the future of Snapecast…

Closing – (1:41:02)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Shannon
- Our next episode, August 1st, will be all about DH.
- Enjoy Deathly Hallows and see you on the other side of canon!

I AM A SNAPEFAN! – (1:47:10)
Snapefans: Shannon, Gina, Rachael, Rose, Becca, Meagan

Contact
Magical and Muggle listeners are encouraged to leave comments in our blogs, post to our discussion boards, send us e-mails, or leave us a voicemail. Here’s where you can reach us:
Website/Blog: http://snapecast.com
LJ: snapecast
MySpace: snapecast
Discussion Boards: Snapecast on Why Snape?
E-mail: severus@snapecast.com
Skype Username: Snapecast

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Severus’ Spoiler Warning

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 02-Professor Umbridge

Fan Interview I

- Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Prophecy Registration Announcement

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 01-Fireworks

Snape Bereavement Project

- Queen, “Who Wants to Live Forever”

This Slytherin Life

- Ehren Starks, The Depths of a Year: 01-The tale of room 620

- Sonnerie, Worlds First Piano Concertos: 03-Concerto in E flat Op.7 No.5 (Johann Christian Bach)

Fan Interview II

Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Top Ten

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 13-Umbridge Spoils a Beautiful Morning

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

SNAPEFAN Medley

- Sir Edward Elgar, Pomp and Circumstance Op. 39: March No. 1

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:57)
Hosts: Rachael, Wendy, Meagan
- The Snapecast Transcripts are finally HERE!!
- Shoutout to the Troll Team (Ya’ll rawk! Now back to work!)
- Keep your eyes peeled for episodes on July 15th, August 1st and August 15th
- Unbreakable vows, drunken debauchery and pet neglect: How Snapecasters will celebrate and savor the release of DH
- Speculations on a Snape-ride at the Harry Potter Theme Park (After all, who wouldn’t want to go for a ride on Snape’s broom..)
- Coming up in this episode…

The Snape Report – (11:32)
Announcer: Jon
News for the month of July. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Decorate your desktop with a little Snapetacular eye-candy, thanks to Warner Bros.
- Drool over photos of Alan Rickman as Snape in Entertainment Weekly.
- The Onion reports potential “Snape-Rape” spoilers for Book 7. (The Onion? Srsly guys, leave the Snape-ing to us experts.)
- Alec Hopkins’ fansite starting to amass a substantial following.
- Young Snape featured as a recent theme on the adult fanart community smut_wednesday.
- Still in need of something Snapey to wear this summer, then check out the schwag at The Cult of Snape.
- For those planning to be in London for Sectus, check out all the Snapey meetups, and say hello to the Snapecast crew.
- Enjoy a little pocket snarking action with Borders’ Snape Action Figure.

Harry says ‘Hi’ – (15:10)
Voice: Chris
- Because nothing would irritate Snape more: Podcast Awards nominations open July 1st- July 15th

Snarky Chapters – (16:05)
Panel: Rachael, Becca, Wendy, Meagan
-Half Blood Prince
- Chapter 27 – The Lightning Struck Tower
- Chapter 28 – The Flight of the Prince

A Letter from Uncle Albus – (41:05)
Voice: Chris
- Because Snapecast is practically a religious experience: Podcast Awards nominations open July 1st- July 15th

Fan Interview – (42:41)
Interviewer: Gina
Interviewee and Theorist: Jodell from Red Hen Publications

A Special Announcement from Snarky – (59:33)
Voice: Snarky
- Because Rose promised Snarky more pretzels: Podcast Awards nominations open July 1st- July 15th

Love Potion 9 & 3/4 – (1:00:39)
Panel: Gina, Rose, Becca, Shannon
Special Guest: LariLee
Snape/Hermione
- The Buried Life by Kalina
- Chaos Is Come Again by Aashby
- Cloak of Courage by WendyNat
- Compelling the Heartby Auror Borealis (membership required)
- A Fate Worse than Death by Snarkypants
- Forget-Me-Not by vanityfair
- Grasping at Normality by KazVL
- Heart Over Mind by Regann
- Hinge of Fate by Ramos
- I, Snape by April Grey
- In Annulo by ladyofthemasque
- Letter from Exile One Merciful Morning by TextualSphinx
- The Not-So-Comprehensive Guide to Hermione/Severus Cliches in Fanfiction by Electryone
- Other Side of Darkness by Abby
- Pawn to Queen by Riley
- Recognition by Jezzie
- Send Not to Know by Subversa
- The Tracker by Sinhobado
- Tyger!Tyger! by Bloodcult of Freud
- Idols of Perversity by Bloodcult of Freud
- Vanity by wartcap
- A Walking Shadow by Ariadne
- SS/HG fanart by _odella_

Archives
- Know It Alls (reviews only)
- Ashwinder
- Witchfics
- WIKTT archives
- Petulant Poetess
- HG-SS Library
- HG/SS Digest
- HGxSS LJ
- grangersnape100

A Public Announcement from “a Concerned Slytherin” – (1:24:45)
Voice: Chris
- Because Snape said so: Podcast Awards nominations open July 1st- July 15th

Owlpost – (1:26:04)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Wendy, Meagan
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world.
- Advice on making your own underpants gray.
- In which we have a deep discussion about the state of Snape’s underpants soul.
- What exactly are the criteria for being a bonder for an unbreakable vow?

Closing – (1:41:15)
Hosts: Rachael, Wendy, Meagan
- Stay tuned for the Episode of Doom our very last pre DH episode on July 15th!

Listener Theory Medley – (1:46:32)

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Harry says ‘Hi’

- Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 14-Underwater Secrets

Snarky Chapters

- Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls

A Letter from Uncle Albus

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 14-Fluffy’s Harp

Fan Interview

- Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

A Special Announcement from Snarky

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 02-Aunt
Marge’s Waltz

Love Potion 9 and 3/4

Etta James, “I Just Want to Make Love to You”

A Public Announcement from “A Concerned Citizen”

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 08-The Dueling Club

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Listener Theory Medley

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 09-Secrets of the Castle

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 13-The Invisibility Cloak- The Library Scene

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 18-Leaving Hogwarts

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 14-Meeting Tom Riddle

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 07-A Window to the Past

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Shannon
- The Year in Snapecast
- 87,382 downloads and still counting!!!
- Our super secret lustful appreciation for Snape cosplayers (especially Stubble!Snape)
- A look back at Phoenix Rising, the kickoff event to the Summer of Snape
- Coming up in this episode…

The Snape Report – (12:09)
Announcer: Jon
News for the month of June. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Snapefans inundate Potter-con-turned-Snapefest, Phoenix Rising.
- MTV article addresses the allure of Snape and the Great Snape Debate.
- For all those emo types out there worried about the fate of our man Severus, check out the Harry Potter Hotline.
- LJ welcomes a new community, snappy_endings, focused on happy endings for the Potions Master in book 7.
- Rabid fangirl Shannon stopped holding out for Severus and finally married her long-suffering fiance shortly before Phoenix Rising. (Your loss, Snape!)

Phoenix Rising Medley – (14:13)
Interviewees: Snapecast virgins, Snape fans, Snape foes, and the occassional “rational human being” at Phoenix Rising.

Snarky Chapters – (22:01)
Panel: Rachael, Rose, Wendy, Gina
-Half Blood Prince
- Chapter 8 – Snape Victorious
- Chapter 9 – The Half-Blood Prince
- Chapter 24 – Sectumsempra

Year in Snapecast Medley – (46:14)
Just in case you missed the good stuff the first time around.

FanFoe Interview – (52:28)
Interviewer: Rachael
Interviewee: Alex Carpender of The Remus Lupins

Snape – (1:10:39)
Performed by: The Remus Lupins

Contribute Your Snape Theories to Snapecast – (1:13:17)
Announcer: Rachael
Send us a recording of your theories regarding what will happen to Snape in book 7 by June 20th.
- Topics can include whether Snape will live or die, his true allegiance, or his overall role in the plot.
- Keep recordings to under 1 minute.
- Send a sound file (mp3 or .ogg format) to our e-mail address severus@snapecast.com or
- Leave a voicemail on our Skype account, Snapecast

Owlpost – (1:15:01)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Becca
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle and wizarding world.
- In which we lament the potential lack of greying underpants in the next movie.
- Just how subtle or invasive is legilimency?
- Reward offered for the return of Snarky’s messenger bag which disappeared at Phoenix Rising.

Closing – (1:36:25)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Shannon
- 18 Tracks of the “Best of Snapecast” soon available online.
- Snape/Hermione Love Potion coming July 1st
- Send us your thoughts for the upcoming Canadian Episode! (Because Canada is cool!)

Snape Bereavement Project – (1:41:39)
Announcer: Rachael
Voice: Gina
- Stage III – Depression

Information on transcripts, music used in this episode, and how to contact us behind the cut…

Contact
Magical and Muggle listeners are encouraged to leave comments in our blogs, post to our discussion boards, send us e-mails, or leave us a voicemail. Here’s where you can reach us:
Website/Blog: http://snapecast.com
LJ: snapecast
MySpace: snapecast
Discussion Boards: Snapecast on Why Snape?
E-mail: severus@snapecast.com
Skype Username: Snapecast

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Phoenix Rising Medley

- Buckwheat Zydeoc, “Cajun Bayou”

Snarky Chapters

- Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls

Year in Snapecast Medley

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 01-Prologue

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 05-Platform Nice-and-Three-Quarters and the Journey to Hogwarts

Fan Interview

- Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Theory Contribution Ad

- Doris Day, “Que Sera, Sera”

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Snape Bereavement Project

- Sir Georg Solti, Immortal Beloved [Beethovan]: 06-Piano Trio No. 4 in D major, Op. 70 No. 1 ‘Ghost’

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Chris
- Snape meetups and other Snapetacular activities at Phoenix Rising.
- It’s going to be one Potterific summer!
- Coming up in this episode…

The Snape Report – (10:16)
Announcer: Jon
Featuring Phoenix Rising news and reminders (Send your news to snapenews@…)
- programming at Phoenix Rising is chock-full of Snapey goodness (see phoenix_severus for details) :
“Fame clearly isn’t everything”: The Enduring Lessons of Severus Snape
The Heir of Slytherin: Niccolo Machiavelli and the House of Salazar
Muggling Through the Ages: Muggleborns and Half-bloods, and Their Place in the Wizarding World
Daddy, I Want to Be a Death Eater: Character Studies Based on Nature vs. Nurture in Canon and Fanon
Ambition, Power and Manipulation: Slytherin House
The Good ‘Ship Granger-Snape
“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are.”
Sirius-ly Celibate?: Sexuality and the Adults of Harry Potter
Snapeslash and Its Fans
“Yes, but the world isn’t split into good people and Death Eaters.”
Snape: Friend or Foe? aka The Great Snape Debate
-come see Snapecast’s own Rachael and Becca, along with Robert of Spellcast, Kim of Spinnerscast, and other HP podcasters at the Sonorus panel/roundtable discussion on May 20th!
-informal meet-ups include:
The Snape Hermione Fans Rendezvous
The Snapeslash Luncheon
The Snape-a-holic Anonymous Meeting which will be the official Snapecast PR meetup
The Potions Masters Quidditch team at the Quidditch field at the Borders Riverside Quidditch Classic
-Snapecast’s Shannon will be MCing the Spellcast/Spinnerscast live podcast on May 19th, during Artist and Author’s Night! Please make sure to double-wrap all peanut butter and/or pretzels in odor-absorbing plastic, as Snarky the Owl will also be in attendence!
-the Snapecast Cafepress store has some new items for all your Snapely needs as we approach movie premiers, book releases and even more Potter conventions!

Snarky Chapters – (13:01)
Panel: Rachael, Becca, Jackie, Rose, Shannon
-Half Blood Prince – Spinner’s End Part 2

Snapecast Shipping Awards – (33:27)
Presenting the results of the Snapecast shipping poll. Congratulations to all the winners!
-Favorite Het Pairing: Snape/Hermione
accepting the award: Hermione Granger
-Favorite Slash Pairing: Snape/Harry
accepting the award: Harry Potter
-Favorite Threesome: Snape/Lucius/Narcissa
accepting the award: Narcissa Malfoy
-Favorite Minor Character Pairing: Snape/Regulus
accepting the award: Regulus Black
-Favorite Nontraditional Pairing: Snape/his wand
accepting the award: Mr. Ollivander
-Favorite Young!Snape Pairing: Snape/Lily
accepting the award: Lily Potter
-Favorite Post-war Pairing: Snape/Hermione
accepting the award: Ronald Weasley
-Most Canon-Compliant Pairing: Snape/his hand
accepting the award: Severus Snape
-Pairing Most Likely to Confuse JKR: Snape/Dumbledore
accepting the award: Albus Dumbledore
-Favorite Student Pairing: Snape/Hermione
accepting the award: Hermione Granger
-Favorite Death Eater Pairing: Snape/Lucius
accepting the award: Lucius Malfoy
-Favorite Staff Pairing: Snape/Sinistra
accepting the award: Professor Sinistra
-Favorite Mpreg Pairing: Snape/Harry
accepting the award: Harry Potter
-Lifetime Squick Award: Kreacher
accepting the award: Kreacher the House-Elf

Snape Theory – (49:04)
Panel: Rachael, Gina
Guest: cmwinters
-Snape and Godric’s Hollow

Closing – (1:08:38)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Chris
- Up next, Snapecast’s Anniversary Episode!
- see you at Phoenix Rising!

Snape: the Musical – (1:12:35)
Talent: Chris
-Snape: do you trust him?
-coming to no theatre near you

Information on transcripts, music used in this episode, and how to contact us behind the cut…

Contact
Magical and Muggle listeners are encouraged to leave comments in our blogs, post to our discussion boards, send us e-mails, or leave us a voicemail. Here’s where you can reach us:
Website/Blog: http://snapecast.com
LJ: snapecast
MySpace: snapecast
Discussion Boards: Snapecast on Why Snape?
E-mail: severus@snapecast.com
Skype Username: Snapecast

Transcripts
-Transcripts of thise episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Snarky Chapters

- Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls

Snapecast Shipping Awards

- music from the 75th Academy Awards

Snape Theory

- Human Response, Delirious: 01-Delirious

Snape: the Musical

- music from the following musicals:

Sunset Boulevard

Chicago

La Cage aux Folles

Wicked

Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Chris
- Snape meetups and other Snapetacular activities at Phoenix Rising.
- Latex Snape.
- British boarding schools and spanking?
- Coming up in this episode…

The Snape Report – (11:19)
Announcer: Jon
News for the month of May. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Borders Bookstore continues to fan Snape hysteria with the release of the book, “The Great Snape Debate”.
- Order of the Phoenix trailer seriously lacking in Snape underpants action.
- Images of Snape from the soon to be released Harry Potter video game get us all stirred up.
- Scribbulus essay by Dr. Cynycal,“Snape: Good or Bad or Good in Bed?”, totally misses the point. We don’t ever want to get over Snape!
- Thanks to snapefanatic Trekkiegrrrl’s amazing Snape bento box, Snape never looked so edible.

Snapecast Store – (14:16)
Announcer: Gina
- Haven’t you always wanted Snape’s nose pressed against YOUR chest?

Snarky Chapters – (15:29)
Panel: Rachael, Becca, Jackie, Rose, Shannon
-Half Blood Prince – Spinner’s End Part I

The Top 10 Things Snape Does in Fanfic He Won’t Do in DH – (43:05)
Announcer: Rose

Love Potion 9 & 3/4 – (44:43)
Panel: Gina, Rose, Shannon, Rachael
Snape/Lupin
- Snupin Resources: Snupin Library, Master & The Wolf, Snupin Central, lupin_snape community on LJ, Moonshadow Archive, snupin100 drabble community
- The Way of the World
- Every Snupin Ever Written
- Wolf Masterson
- Additional Snupin rec’s
- A Method of Annulment
- Apt Pupil
- Apology
- Becoming Neville

“Fandom Going Out of Business Greying Underpants Sale” Contest Winners – (58:38)
Announcer: Wendy
- 1st place – The Sallow-tone Boy by the_bitter_word
- 2nd place – Undi-masks by smarmypenguin
- 3rd place tie- Super Snape by aleoninc
- 3rd place tie – Briefs of Glory by _vocalion_

Owlpost – (1:06:59)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Rose
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world.
- In which we discuss the significance of the COLOR of Snape’s underpants and the deliciousness of Canadian Oreos.
- Calling all Canadians (and Canadian wannabes)…

Closing – (1:24:24)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Chris
- Up next, a special Pre-Phoenix Rising Bonus Episode.

Snape Bereavement Project – (1:26:51)
Announcer: Rachael
Voice: Chris
- Stage III – Bargaining

Information on transcripts, music used in this episode, and how to contact us behind the cut…

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Snapecast Store

- Madonna, “Dress You Up”

Snarky Chapters

- Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls

Top Ten

- Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 07-Rita Skeeter

Love Potion 9 & 3/4

- Etta James, “I Just Want to Make Love to You”

Contest Update

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Scorcerer’s Stone: 11-Christmas at Hogwarts

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Snape Bereavement Project

- Charles Gounod, Faust: 2-Adagio Animato

Here we go again… (Beam me up Scotty!) – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s StoneIntroduction – (0:52)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina
- Rachael’s back! (Hide the children)
- Coming up in this episode…
- Gina reveals all – Severus Snape is an inconsiderate lover!

No News is Good News – (5:34)
Serious Newsguy: Jon
Awesomesauce Weathergirl: Shannon
News for the month of April. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- The Baltimore Sun exhibits excellent taste by publishing an article all about the allure of Snape.
- Snapecast to sponsor Dark Revel at Phoenix Rising.
- Get your own Snapecast t-shirt at the Snapecast Cafepress Store.
- New LJ Community for those who like to see Severus tormented by the Marauders.
- Medieval Snape Snapeart Contest Deadline April 20
- Deathly Hallows cover revealed – experts agree, not nearly Snapetacular enough.

Nimrod 2000 – (10:02)
Smooth Voiced Announcer: Rose
- Because everyone’s ass deserves a new broom.

Snapecast T-shirts are Hawt! – (11:20)
Sexy Announcer: Gina
- http://www.cafepress.com/snapecast

Snarky Chapters – (12:34)
Panel: Rachael, Becca, Wendy, Jackie
-Order of the Phoenix – Snape’s Worst Memory

Napolean House – (35:33)
Evil Announcer: Rose
- Book now for your next Dark Revel!

Spunky’s Ever-Cleaning Dirty Dishes – (36:16)
House-elves: Dinky, Pinky
- You’ll be washing ’till the end of time.

S.N.A.P.E. Art Contest Roundtable – (37:50)
Host: Rose
Panel: _vocalion_, the_bitter_word, sylvanawood of The Society for Nonsensical ArtPad Enthusiasts
- – Participate in “The Fandom Going Out of Business Grey Underpants Sale” Challenge

This Filking Life – (54:20)
Intro: Becca
Filkstress: Emily
- Snapealicious

Contest Update – (58:38)
Most Aussilicious Announcer: Wendy
- Snarky Snap 1
- Snarky Snap 2

PSA: Semper Ubi Sub Ubi (Always Wear Underwear) – (59:41)
Underhanded Announcer: Rose
- Cover your ass!

Owlpost – (1:01:04)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Becca, Gina
Voice: Chris
- Howlers and e-mail from the Wizarding and Muggle world.
- In which we speculate about the role of Fawkes and time-turners in the final book.
- Speaking of Snape and fashion…

Is it over yet? – (1:19:52)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina
- Up next, Snape-mania (in which we finally tackle The Half-Blood Prince).
- Love Potion – all about Snupin.

Snape Bereavement Project – (1:22:40)
Level-headed Announcer: Rachael
Furious Fangirl: Jackie
- Stae II – Anger

Information on transcripts, music used in this episode, and how to contact us behind the cut…

Music

Here we go again…

- Hampton the Hampster, “The Hamsterdance Song”

No News is Good News

Sam Cook, “Ain’t that Good News”

Nimrod 2000

- Dixie Chicks, “Cowboy Take Me Away” (Sample)

- The Fruit Guys, “You Can’t Overlove”

Snapecast T-shirts

- Madonna, “Dress You Up”

Snarky Chapters

- 2 in a Room, “Wiggle It”

Napolean House

- Loius Armstrong, “Do You Know What it Means to Miss New Orleans”

Spunky’s Ever-Washing Dirty Dishes

- Don Ho, “Tiny Bubbles”

Snapeartcontest Roundtable

- KC and the Sunshine Band, “(Shake Shake Shake) Shake Your Booty”

Snapealicious

- music by Fergie, ” Fergalicious”

Contest Update

- Pseudo Echo, “Funky Town”

Always Wear Underwear

- REO Speedwagon, “Time for Me to Fly”

Owlpost

- Sir Mix-a-Lot, “Baby Got Back”

Snape Bereavement Project

- Prokofiev: Romeo and Julie, Op. 64-Suite 2 No. 1 Montague and Capulets

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
-Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:57)
Hosts: Jonathan, Meagan, Shannon
- The Snapecast coup – Rachael has been dethroned! (At least until she finishes the bar exam.)
- Coming up in this episode
- Help wanted! We’re looking for a few hard-working Snapefans.
- Reactions to the DH release date.

The Snape Report – (10:50)
Announcer: Rachael
News for the month of March. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Another year older and as sexy as ever: Alan Rickman turned 61 on February 21st.
- NECA‘s new Snape action figure unveiled.
- The recent release of a close-up of young Snape on HarryLatino.com has fans either swooning over his greasy hair or questioning whether his nose is really big enough.
- In LJ news changingfacades is a new postwar Snupin community, colourful_bat, a new Snape/Tonks, community just completed its first anti-V-day challenge, and sshg_exchange recently completed sign-ups for Summer 2007.
- Borders seems to be getting on the Snape-lovin’ bandwagon and are sponsoring the Great Snape Debate as well as a Quidditch team at Phoenix Rising!

How Grey is Snape Snippet – (13:34)
Host: Rachael
Snape is Evil Perspective: Jackie & Mytheos
- Order of the Phoenix

Open Call for Snarky Transcription Trolls – (15:31)
Announcer: Meagan
- If interested E-mail severus@snapecast.com, subject line: Transcription Help

Snape & – (15:58)
Panel: Becca, Meagan, Kim from Spinnerscast
-Snape & Treachery and Betrayal
- ’cause things get kinda complicated, Meagan drew some diagrams

How Grey is Snape Snippet – (38:11)
Host: Rachael
Snape is Evil Perspective: Jackie & Mytheos
- Half-Blood Prince

This Slytherin Life – (44:43)
Intro: Jeff
Essayist: Peg Kerr
- Choosing the Heart of Flesh over the Heart of Stone

Help Us With Our Website – (50:03)
Announcer: Jonathan
- If interested E-mail severus@snapecast.com, include links to examples of your work

Love Potion 9 & 3/4 – (50:44)
Panel: Gina, Rose, Shannon, and Robert of Spellcast
The Spy Who Shagged Me & Betrayal, Deception and Infidelity in Snape Fics
- Chaos is Come Again
- Cloak of Courage
- Loves Labours Paradise Lost
- But You Alone
- My Happy Ending
- On the Theme of Infidelity
- Knight Errant Chronicles
- I Have Many Skills
- Rom to My Private Dungeon

Contest Update – (1:12:40)
Announcer: Wendy

Owlpost – (1:13:37)
Panel: Shannon, Jonathan, Meagan
- Severus Snape, the Benedict Arnold of Harry Potter?
- In which we discuss what wizards wear under their robes.
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world

Closing – (1:28:41)
Hosts: Jonathan, Meagan, Shannon
- Up next: something snapey is afoot.

Snape Bereavement Project – (1:32:00)
Announcer: Rachael
Bereft: Wendy
- Stage I: Denial

Contact
Magical and Muggle listeners are encouraged to leave comments in our blogs, post to our discussion boards, send us e-mails, or leave us a voicemail. Here’s where you can reach us: Website/Blog: http://snapecast.com
LJ: Snapecast
MySpace: snapecast
Discussion Boards: Snapecast on Why Snape?
E-mail: severus@snapecast.com
Skype Username: Snapecast

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com .

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

How Grey is Snape

- Ani DiFranco, ‘Grey’

Open Call for Snarky Transcription Trolls

- Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 05-Foreign Visitors Arrive

Snape &

Shira Kammen, Wild Wood: 13-Rapaz Maneo

This Slytherin Life

- Ehren Starks, The Depths of a Year: 01-The tale of room 620

- Loreena McKennitt, ‘Between the Shadows’

Web Designer Ad

- Styx, ‘Mr. Roboto’

Love Potion 9 & 3/4

- Etta James, “I Just Want to Make Love to You”

Contest Announcement

- Artie Shaw & his Orchestra, “Non-Stop Flight”

Owlpost

Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Snape Bereavement Project

- Beethoven: 04 Piano Sonata No. 14 (Quasi una Fantasia) In C Sharp Minor, Op. 27 No.2

Special thanks to Quinlan Road for their kind permission to use ‘Between the Shadows’ by Loreena McKennitt from the album The Visit.

Please visit www.magnatune.com to listen to and purchase many of the other fabulous pieces of music you hear on Snapecast. Snape may be evil, but they are not.

Disclaimer – (12:49)
Announcer: Gina

Interview – (13:23)
Interviewer: Rose
Guest: DJ
- The Snarry Games
- Masterlist of Fic Entries for the 2006 Winter Games
- Masterlist of Art Entries for the 2006 Summer Games
- Walking the Plank

Dumbledore’s Bright Idea – (31:58)
Voices: Chris

Love Potion 9 & 3/4 – (35:40)
Panel: Gina, Rachael, Rose, Shannon
Snape/Harry
- If You Are Prepared
- Severus and the Crup
- A Bittersweet Potion
- The Law of Sexuality
- Severus in the Underworld

This Slytherin Life – (57:59)
Intro: Shannon
Essayist: Becca
- There’s Something about Snarry?

Contest Update – (1:04:47)
Announcer: Wendy

Owlpost – (1:05:45)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Jeff, Mytheos
- Owlpost with a touch of evil.
- In which Snarky strikes back!
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world

Closing – (1:26:28)
Hosts: Rachael, Jeff, Mytheos
- Send us your Snape Valentines!
- Up next ‘ Beware the Ides of March ‘ Treachery & Betrayal

Dueling Fangirls – (1:29:17)
Voices: Rachael, Becca
- Can you tell them apart now?

Contact
Magical and Muggle listeners are encouraged to post comments in our blogs, send us e-mails, or leave us a voicemail. Here’s where you can reach us:Website/Blog: http://snapecast.com
LJ: snapecast
Discussion Boards: Snapecast on Why Snape?
MySpace: snapecast
E-mail: severus@snapecast.com
Skype Username: Snapecast

Transcripts
-A transcript of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Please visit www.magnatune.com to listen to and purchase many of the fabulous pieces of music you hear on Snapecast. Snape may be evil, but they are not.

House-elf Interlude – (06:40)
Hosts: Wonky, Spanky, Snarky

Snape’s & Astrology – (07:00)
Panel: Rachael, Laura, Sean

Rachael Comes Home – (21:35)
Hosts: Wonky, Spanky, Snarky

Snarky Birthday to You – (22:29)
Musical stylings of Jeff (jeffrags)

Music

Snape’s Horoscope

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: “03-Visit to the Zoo and Letters to Hogwarts”

Snape & Astrology

Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: “14- Underwater Secrets”

Rachael Comes Home

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: “02-The Arrival of Baby Harry”

Please visit www.magnatune.com to listen to and purchase many of the fabulous pieces of music you hear on Snapecast. Snape may be evil, but they are not.

The Snape Report – (10:40)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the month of January. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Snape celebrates his birthday on January 9th will it be his last…
- Title of book 7 not nearly as Snapetacular as HBP.
- Dan Radcliffe changes his theory on Snape, leading to much fan confusion.
- CBC recently aired an interview with Alan Rickman which was received with much squeeing and fangirling.
- Secret love-child of Snape and gina_r_snape revealed.

Snape’s New Year’s Resolutions – (10:58)
Announcer: Rose

Snape & – (12:36)
Panel: Becca, Rachael, Gina, Wendy, Shannon (msavi, chaeche, gina_r_snape, shark_girl, pennswoods)
-Snape & Family: Part II

How Grey is Snape Snippet – (29:27)
Host: Rachael (chaeche)
Snape is Evil Perspective: Jackie & Mytheos (moralityisweak)
- Prisoner of Azkaban

This Slytherin Life – (31:41)
Intro: Becca (msavi)
Essayist: Zille
- Addicted to this drug called Severus

Snarky Chapters – (36:29)
Panel: Rachael, Becca, Gina, Rose, Meagan (chaeche, msavi, gina_r_snape, lampblack, perosha)
-Order of the Phoenix
Chapter 24: Occlumency

How Grey is Snape Snippet – (55:20)
Host: Rachael (chaeche
Snape is Evil Perspective: Jackie & Mytheos (moralityisweak)
- Goblet of Fire

Owlpost – (58:54)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Wendy, Becca (pennswoods, chaeche, shark_girl, msavi)
- A special shout-out to all the Snake-Eaters and Killer-Nerds out there
- In which we deal with questions of culpability
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world

Closing – (1:15:47)
Hosts: Rachael, Wendy, Becca (chaeche, shark_girl, msavi)
- Here’s to you Severus!
- Up next the Snarry Episode

Snapely Predictions for 2007 – (1:20:30)
Announcer: Rachael (chaeche)
Guardians of the Inner Eye: Wendy, Gina, Becca, Rose, Shannon, Rachael, Jeff, Jonathan

Music

Opening

– Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

– Music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Top Ten

– Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: “07-Rita Skeeter”

Snape &

– Shira Kammen, Wild Wood: 13 – Rapaz Maneo

How Grey is Snape? Prisoner of Azkaban

– Ani DiFranco, “Grey”

This Slytherin Life

– Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: “03-Nocturne Op.72 no.1 (posthumous) in e minor”

Snarky Chapters

– Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls

How Grey is Snape? Goblet of Fire

– Ani DiFranco, “Grey”

Owlpost

– Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Medley

– Glenn Miller, “Auld Lang Syne”

– Scottish Clubland, “Auld Lang Syne – Dance Remix (clubmix)”

– Dean Martin (with Frank Sinatra), “Auld Lang Syne”

Please visit www.magnatune.com to listen to and purchase many of the fabulous pieces of music you hear on Snapecast. Snape may be evil, but they are not.

The Snape Report – (10:40)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the month of December. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Snape momentarily more popular than onions on PodcastAlley!
- HBO’s 4 minute sneak peek at Order of the Phoenix aired on November 21st.
- Looking for a gift for that Snape-lovin’ special someone, lysel is selling Snape Plushies.
- Contribute to the Severus Snape page on the HP Wiki. Send an e-mail to severus@snapecast.com, subject line “Snape Wiki Volunteer”.
- Snape somehow omitted from The San Francisco Chronicle’s “The 12 Sexiest Men Who Were Never Alive.”
- Snapecast is now officially a member of the Harry Potter Podcasters Coalition.

Snape Theory – (27:23)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose
Guest: Stephanie (PAM2002 on Leaky Lounge)
- Madame Pince/Eileen Prince, one and the same.

PSA: Holiday Shopping with Snapecast – (29:22)
Announcer: Meagan
- Coming soon, the official snapecast Cafe Press Store.

Interview – (30:03)
Interviewer: Gina
Guest: lookfar
- Lookfar’s fics
- Snape is subjected to psycho-analysis by a professional.

Contest Winners Announcement – (49:01)
Announcer: Rose
- Lost by sigune
- Winter Solstice by Dawn Secondcost
- Severus and the Three Spirits of Christmas by Rebecca Gomez
- Stay tuned for further details on our new contests.

Snape & – (50:04)
Panel: Becca, Rachael, Gina, Wendy, Shannon
- Snape & Family: Part I

Owlpost – (1:10:22)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Chris
Voice: Chris
- Dreams really do come true – WE FINALLY HEARD FROM ICELAND
- In which we reveal the secrets of podcasting
- Howlers and e-mail from the Wizarding & Muggle world (and the Beyond)

Closing – (1:23:24)
Hosts: Rachael, Chris, Shannon
- Whatever you celebrate, make it a snarky one!

Holiday Medley – (1:25:50)
Announcer: Jonathan
Musical Talent: Jeff, Rachael, Spanky the House-Elf, Rose, Winky the House-Elf, Celestina Warbeck, Stubby Boardman, Gina
- Have Yourself a Snarky Little Christmas
- Sev’rus the Halfblood
- It’s Beginning to Look Like Severus Bites It
- It Came Upon a Potions Class
- I Brewed a Little Potion
- All I Want for Christmas is Snape
- He’s a Git!
- Potion Brewing

Music

Opening

– Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

– Music by Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Snape Theory

– Human Response, Delirious: 01-Delirious

PSA

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: 11 – Christmas at Hogwarts

Fan Interview

– Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Contest Winners Announcement

– The First Baptist Bells, Joy to the World: 10 – A Carol for All Seasons

Snape &

– Shira Kammen, Wild Wood: 13 – Rapaz Maneo

Owlpost

– Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Holiday Medley

Clips from the following popular holiday songs:

– “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”

– “Frosty the Snowman”

– “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas”

– “It Came Upon a Midnight Clear”

– “I Have a Little Dreidel”

– “All I Want for Christmas is You”

– “Let it Snow!”

– “Sleigh Ride”

Please visit www.magnatune.com to listen to and purchase many of the fabulous pieces of music you hear on Snapecast. Snape may be evil, but they are not.

The Snape Report – (8:34)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the month of November. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Pictures from the Snape Halloween Postcard Exchange are being displayed by aubrem.
- Results of the sexy Snape art contests will be posted soon at snapeartcontest.
- The Snarry Summer Games have ended over on snarry_games with Team Romance taking the gold and Team Angst taking the silver.
- hgss_digest is a new community providing links to Snape/Hermione fanfic across the web.
- OotP Trailer to only be released in theaters on November 17th (update thanks to The Leaky Cauldron)
- The US premiere of the production My Name is Rachel Cory has been extended through December 30th.

Snarky Chapters – (11:06)
Panel: Rachael, Meagan, Wendy
-Goblet of Fire
Chapter 23: The Yule Ball
Chapter 30: The Pensieve
Chapter 35: Veritaserum

Snape-ing with Danes – (27:23)
Host: Shannon
Guests: selinaenriquez, trekkiegrrrl
- SelinaEnriquez on deviantART
- playwitch.net
- Trekkiegrrrl.dk’s Poser Goodies & More

This Slytherin Life – (43:59)
Intro: Shannon
Essayist: Meagan
- Lovin’ on those Cowardly Russians (or why Meagan isn’t such a fan of Snape)

Interview – (49:19)
Interviewer: Gina
Guest:
- Sigune’s Snape Stories
- Sigune on deviantART
- Snape Comic
- Snape Essays

Owlpost – (1:10:38)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Gina
Voice: Chris
- In which our hosts get a little lecherous
-Calling all Icelandic Snapefans!
-Howlers and e-mail from the Wizarding & Muggle world

Closing – (1:25:20)
Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Jackie
-Snape in any other language would be just as snarky.

Snape Around the World – (1:30:10)
- Czech by Ziina
- Danish by AK
- Danish by Sela
- Danish by Selina
- Dutch (Flemish) by Sigune
- Filipino by TJ
- Finnish by Sivullinen
- French by Hana
- German by Erna
- Hebrew by Miss N
- Hungarian by Sofie
- Italian by Pepita
- Japanese by Dave
- Latin by Anna
- Norwegian by Ida
- Norwegian by Selina
- Portugese by Frini
- Spanish by Pepita
- Tamil by Sandhya
- Texan by Jeff

Transcripts
- A transcript of the episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “newscast”

Snarky Chapters

- Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls

Snape-ing with Danes

- Aqua: “Around the World”

This Slytherin Life

- Ehren Starks, The Depths of a Year: 01-The tale of room 620

- Richard Wagner, Die Walkure: Act III “Ride of the Valkyries”

- Edward Grieg, Peer Gynt Suite: “In the Hall of the Mountain King”

- Igor Karkaroff Stravinsky, The Firebird Suite

Fan Interview

- Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Owlpost

Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Snape Around the World

- – Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Please visit www.magnatune.com to listen to and purchase many of the fabulous pieces of music you hear on Snapecast. Snape may be evil, but they are not.

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
Annoying Nuisance: Peeves
-Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (01:13)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan, Peeves
Unofficial Poltergeist: Peeves
-Coming up in the rest of the show…
-Some truly disturbing Halloween costume ideas.
-Snape’s Halloween predilections.

The Snape Report – (9:51)
Announcer: Jon
Yet more news for the month of October. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- OotP Trailer in theaters November 17th.
- New LJ community for Snape-loving enginerds: engineers4sev
- Syncophant Hex (fanfic archive) is currently looking for Admins.
- Sectus 2007 has released its call for papers
- Phoenix Rising is still accepting papers
- Release of new live-action episode of Potter Puppet Pals: Potions Class

Cos-player Interview I – (13:15)
Interviewer: Rachael
Guest: Professor S., Logospilgrim
- logospilgrim.com

How Grey is Snape Snippet – (29:25)
Host: Rachael
Snape is Evil Perspective: Jackie & Mytheos
- Sorcerer’s Stone

Snape & / Snarky Chapters – (31:30)
Panel: Becca, Gina, Meagan, Rachael
Snape & Halloween Across the Books
-Sorcerer’s Stone, Chapter 10: Halloween
-Chamber of Secrets, Chapters 8 & 9: The Deathday Party, The Writing on the Wall
-Prisoner of Azkaban, Chapter 8: Flight of the Fat Lady

Snape’s Top 10 Trick-or-Treat Comebacks – (51:39)
Intro: Rose
Voices: Chris, Aussie Urchins

Cos-player Interview II – (54:02)
Interviewer: Rachael
Guest: sungmanitu

How Grey is Snape Snippet – (1:09:45)
Host: Rachael
Snape is Evil Perspective: Jackie & Mytheos
- Chamber of Secrets

Owlpost – (1:12:42)
Announcer: Shannon
- Send us your recordings of the First Year Potion’s speech to be included in our international episode.

Closing – (1:14:59)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan, Peeves
-Trick or Treat

A Slytherin Ghost Story – (1:17:58)
Narrator: Jeff
Snape: Chris

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “newscast”

Fan Interview

- Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

How Grey is Snape

- Ani DiFranco, “Grey”

Snape & Halloween

- Shira Kammen, Wild Wood: 13-Rapaz Mane

Top 10

music by Michael Jackson: “Thriller”

Owlpost

Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Slytherin Ghost Story

John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: “17-The Face of Voldemort”

John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: “06-Platform

Nine-and-Three-Quarters and the Journey to Hogwarts”

Danny Elfman, The Nightmare Before Christmas: “01-Overture”

Danny Elfman, The Nightmare Before Christmas: “20-End Title”

Danny Elfman, The Nightmare Before Christmas: “21- Theme Montage”

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The Snape Report – (11:22)
Announcer: Jon
We finally caved and put together a news segment. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Newbury interview with Alec Hopkins
- Snowcake has been released in the UK: snowcakemove.co.uk
- Registration open for Prophecy 2007: http://hp2007.org/
- New LJ Communities: sectus_severus, prophecy_snape, phoenix_severus, prophecy_snarry, and snape_slash_07
- The Snarry Games are underway, showcasing Snarry fanart at snarry_games
- lupin_snape is hosting a recycler challenge through October.
- JKR’s website update and Snape

Snarky Chapters – (14:19)
Panel:Rachael, Wendy, Rose
The Prisoner of Azkaban, Chapter 19: The Servant of Lord Voldemort

Snape’s Answering Machine – (33:12)
Voices: Chris, Chris’ sister, Becca, Gina

Fan Interview – (36:14)
Interviewer: Rachael
Guest: Savageland
- Looking for Magic in All the Right Places
- Somwhere I have Never Travelled. . .

Detention Intervention – (56:32)
Besotted Fangirl: Laura
Beleaguered Boyfriend: Sean

How Grey is Snape – (1:01:30)
Host: Rachael
Snape is Evil Perspective: Jackie & Mytheos

Contest Winners Annoucement – (1:17:53)
Announcer: Gina
-Congratulations to this month’s winners
-Art: Advanced by snapesforte
-Fic: Severus Snape and the Fall by Nokomis
-Next month’s contest deadline: Saturday, October 22nd at 11:59pm EST

Owlpost – (1:19:38)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Becca, Chris
Voice: Chris
-In which two Ravenclaws, a Hufflepuff and a Gryffindor stand up for Slytherin?
-Howlers and e-mail from the wizarding & Muggle world

Closing – (1:39:04)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, the ghost of Chris

Walk Like You’re a Slytherin – (1:43:39)
Vocalist: Becca, the Snarky Diva

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com .

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

music by Allan Horn, “newscast”

Snarky Chapters

- Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls

Fan Interview

- Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Detention Intervention

- Nick Drake: Been Smoking Too Long

How Grey is Snape

- Ani DiFranco, “Grey”

Contest Winners Announcement

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: “04 – Diagon Alley and the Gringotts Vault”

Owlpost

Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Walk Like You’re a Slytherin

music by The Bangles: Walk Like an Egyptian

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This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
-Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (00:59)
Hosts: Rachael, Shannon, Jeff
-The smell of school is in the air!
-Coming up in the rest of the show…
-Listener Challenge: Without magic, how would Snape handle the real-world teaching and disciplinary problems Muggle teachers face in their classrooms?

Snapecast PSA: Tips for Success in Potions Class – (10:01)
Announcer: Rose
-Have a magical year.

Snape & Roundtable – (12:31)
Panel: Becca, Laura, Rachael, Rose, Shannon
Topic: Snape & Education

Much Ado about Sectus – (28:56)
Interviewer: Rachael
Special Guest: Elanor Isolda
Sectus: A HP Fandom Conference – London 2007

This Slytherin Life – (29:57))
Intro: Becca
Essayist: Gina
- A Teacher’s “Inner Severus”.

Contest Winners Annoucement – (37:32)
Announcer: Wendy
-Congratulations to this month’s winners
-Fic: One Minute by Rachael DuBois
-Art: Sev’s Child by tripperfunster
-Next month’s contest deadline: Friday, September 22nd at 11:59pm EST

Fan Interview – (39:08)
Interviewer: Gina
Guest: Rebecca Webb
- The Smallest Slytherin
- An Obedient House
- Salazar’s Orphans

Owlpost – (55:19)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Jeff
Voice: Chris (Yes, he does chick voices too!)
-In which our hosts grapple with probling moral issues.
-Howlers and e-mail from the wizarding & Muggle world

Closing – (1:11:10)
Hosts: Rachael, Shannon, Jeff

Teacher – (1:13:46)
Band: Mytheos & the Snarky Beccas

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Snapecast PSA

Van Halen, “Hot for Teacher”

Snape & Roundtable

- Shira Kammen, Wild Wood: 13-Rapaz Mane

Sectus Ad

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: “02 – The Arrival of Baby Harry”

This Slytherin Life

- Ehren Starks, The Depths of a Year: 01-The tale of room 620

- Yann Tiersen, “Comptine D’un Autre t: L’aprs Midi”

Contest Winners Announcement

- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone: “04 – Diagon Alley and the Gringotts Vault”

Fan Interview

- Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Owlpost

Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Teacher Filk

music by Alan Menken, Little Shop of Horrors

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This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Intro: Becca, Rachael (msavi, chaeche)
Voice: Chris Jon (steyt)
-Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (2:26)
Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Jon (chaeche, gina_r_snape, steyt)
-Coming up in the rest of the show
-Oh Jo, what have you done! Much speculation of what JKR’s comments in NYC mean for Snape’s loyalties.

Snape’s Favorite Chat-up Lines (Part II) – (11:27)
Voice: Chris

Fan Interview – (13:06)
Interviewer: Rachael(chaeche)
Guest: Professor S., Logospilgrim (logospilgrim)
- Website: logospilgrim.com

Snapes on a Plane – (28:04)
Cast: Jon, Chris, Rachael, Wendy, Gina, Rose (steyt, chaeche, shark_girl, gina_r_snape, lampblack)
Special Guest: Munchkin

Love Potion 9 3/4 – (30:11)
Disclaimer: The segment may not be appropriate for younger listeners
Panel: Gina, Madelyn, Becca, Shannon(gina_r_snape, mysduende, msavi, pennswoods)
-Snape/OFC

SnapefestLumos Medley – (49:01)
Interviewees: Snape fans, Snape foes, and the occassional “normal” Harry Potter enthusiast at Lumos.

This Slytherin Life – (54:09)
Intro: Wendy (shark_girl)
Essayist: Chris
-The boy who didn’t fit in.

Owlpost – (1:00:00)
Panel: Shannon, Gina, Jon, Rachael (pennswoods, gina_r_snape, steyt, chaeche)
Voice: Chris
-In which Jon tries (unsuccessfully) to counterbalance the fangirling
-Howlers and e-mail from the wizarding & Muggle world

Closing – (1:12:52)
Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Jon (chaeche, gina_r_snape, steyt)

New York Medley – (1:15:39)
Voices: Katie Couric, JK Rowling, Salman Rushdie
-In which one prominent author asks another prominent author the question on everyone’s mind

Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com .

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Snape’s Favorite Chat-Up Lines (Part II)

Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 07-Rita Skeeter

Fan Interview

- Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Snapes on a Plane

- Carl Orff, Carmina Burana: O Fortuna

Love Potion 9 3/4

- Etta James, “I Just Want to Make Love to You”

Lumos Medley

Elvis Presley, “Viva Las Vegas”

This Slytherin Life

- Ehren Starks, The Depths of a Year: 01-The tale of room 620

- Ludovico Einaudi, I Giorni: 02-I Due Fiumi

Owlpost

Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

New York Medley

Frank Sinatra, “New York, New York”

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This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
-Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan (chaeche, lampblack, perosha)
-Coming up in the rest of the show
-Listener Challenge: What do you think Snape’s middle name is?

It’s a Pureblood World – (7:11)
Intro: Shannon, Snarky (pennswoods)
Band: The Snapecast Houself Experience with Blinky, Pinky, Inky & Clyde

Snarky Chapters – (9:23)
Panel: Rachael, Becca, Laura, Meagan (chaeche, msavi, stitch_witch13, perosha)
The Prisoner of Azkaban, Chapter 14: Snape’s Grudge

Detention Intervention – (32:45)
Intro: Rose (lampblack)
Snape Obssessed: Rachael (chaeche)
Concerned Friend: Mary

Fan Interview – (40:49)
Interviewer: Gina (gina_r_snape)
Guest: White Raven (whitemunin)
- Fic: Tea with the Black Dragon

Snape & Roundtable – (57:45)
Panel: Becca, Rose, Gina, Shannon, Chris (msavi, lampblack, gina_r_snape, pennswoods)
Topic: Snape & FanFiction Part II

Contest Winners Annoucement – (1:10:59)
Announcer: Wendy(shark_girl)
-Congratulations to this month’s winners
-Fic: Sometimes Knowledge by Racheline, rm
-Art: The Professor by Patricia (a.k.a. Perselus)
-Next month’s contest deadline: Tuesday, August 22nd at 11:59pm EST

Owlpost – (1:13:01)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Rose, Laura, Madelyn, Meagan (pennswoods, chaeche, lampblack, stitch_witch13, mysduende, perosha)
Voice: Chris
-Live from Lumos…well, not exactly
-Howlers and e-mail from the wizarding & Muggle world

Closing – (1:23:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan (chaeche, lampblack, perosha)

Three Question Medley – (1:25:35)
Interviewees: Members of the Houston Harry Potter Meetup

Music

Opening

-Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

It’s a Pureblood World

– Richard and Robert Sherman: Its a Small World

Snarky Chapters

Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls

Detention Intervention

- – Nick Drake: Been Smoking Too Long

Fan Interview

Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Snape & Roundtable

- Shira Kammen, Wild Wood: 13-Rapaz Mane

Contest Winners Announcement

Glen Miller & His Orchestra, “In the Mood”

Owlpost

Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Three Question Medley

– Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 11 – Nevilles Waltz

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This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
-Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:59)
Hosts: Rachael, Wendy, Chris (chaeche, shark_girl)
-What’s in our show?
-Fandom News: Look for Snapecast Staff at Lumos and in New York
-Listener Challenge: What is the ultimate question that you would ask JKR about Snape if you could attend the event in New York.

Snapecast PSA: Useful Safety Tips – (11:35)
Announcer: Rose (lampblack)
-Stay safe this summer with Snapecast.

Snarky Chapters – (12:39)
Panel: Rachael, Wendy, Rose, Shannon (chaeche, shark_girl, lampblack, pennswoods)
The Chamber of Secrets, Chapter 5: The Whomping Willow
The Chamber of Secrets, Chapter 11: The Dueling Club

Snape’s Favorite Chat-Up Lines – (37:30)
Voice: Chris

Fan Interview – (39:09)
Interviewer: Gina (gina_r_snape)
Guest: snapesforte (snapesforte)
- Fic: Soul Play
- Art: snapesforte on deviantart
- Website: The Half-Blood Prince

Ad The Voice of Reason – (1:08:22)
Intro: Rachael, Becca (chaeche, msavi)
Announcer: Jon (steyt)
-If you think Snape is really on Voldemort’s side, then drop us a line.

This Slytherin Life – (1:10:29)
Intro: Shannon (pennswoods)
Essayist: Rachael (chaeche)
-The signifcance of family relationships.

Love Potion 9 3/4 – (1:17:29)
Disclaimer: The segment may not be appropriate for younger listeners
Panel: Gina, Rachael, Becca, Jeff (gina_r_snape, chaeche, msavi)
-Snape/Narcissa

Contest Winners Annoucement – (1:41:40)
Announcer: Becca (msavi)
-Congratulations to this month’s winners
-Fic: Believing the Truth by crystalusagi
-Art: Mr. Broody by Stephanie (a.k.a. cellancoly)
-Next month’s contest deadline: Saturday, July 22nd at 11:59pm EST

Breaking News – (1:44:01)
Announcer: Jon (steyt)
-How grey is Snape?

Snape & Roundtable – (1:44:47)
Panel: Becca, Rose, Gina, Shannon, Chris (msavi, lampblack, gina_r_snape, penswoods)
Topic: Snape & FanFiction Part I

Where’s Dumbledore – (1:58:52)
Voices: Chris (Yes. All of them. He’s that good)

PSA: Snapecast at Lumos – (2:02:24)
Announcer: Rose (lampblack)
-Look for us at Lumos and pick up some snapecast goodies.

Owlpost – (2:03:06)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Wendy (pennswoods, chaeche, shark_girl)
Voice: Chris
-Our owl has a name! Thanks to hikaru_daydream for the winning entry.
-Howlers and e-mail from the wizarding world & Muggle world

Closing – (2:15:15)
Hosts: Rachael, Wendy, Chris (chaeche, shark_girl)

Music

Opening

-Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Snapecast PSA: Useful Safety Tips

Men Without Hats, “Safety Dance”

Snarky Chapters

Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls

Snape’s Favorite Chat-Up Lines

Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 07 – Rita Skeeter

Fan Interview

Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

The Voice of Reason Ad

Mission Impossible theme, Music composed by Lalo Schifrin

This Slytherin Life

- Ehren Starks, The Depths of a Year: 01-The tale of room 620

- Michael Andrews, Donnie Darko: CD2 (Original Score): 01 – Carpathian Ridge

Love Potion 9 3/4

- Etta James, “I Just Want To Make Love To You”

Contest Winners Announcement

Glen Miller & His Orchestra, “In the Mood”

Breaking News

- Allan Horn, “Newscast”

Snape & Roundtable

- Shira Kammen, Wild Wood: 13-Rapaz Mane

Where’s Snape?

– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 01- Hedwig’s Theme (Lumos!)

PSA: Snapecast at Lumos

- Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 03 – The Quidditch World Cup

Owlpost

Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Closing

Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

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