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Happy Snapeday
Someone Turns the Big Five-Oh

Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast - (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction - (0:57)
Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Shannon
- Our plans for celebrating the Professor’s 50th
- Richard Armitage, Shannon’s new Snapespiration : check him out here and here, here and this entire miniseries here!
- Already looking forward to Infinitus
- Coming up in this show.

The Snarky Fan - (19:10)
Panel: Rachael, Becca, Meagan, Rose
- In which we squee and snark over the HBP DVD deleted scenes (especially this one), the released HBP screenplay and the recent Rickman interview

PSA: Newly Declared International Holiday - (52:17)
Announcer: Rose
- Happy Snapeday Everyone!

Seeing Snape In - (53:17)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Becca, Meagan
- In which we discuss the Snapeyness of a certain pointy-eared Vulcan of Star Trek fame

Owlpost - (1:27:42)
Panel: Shannon, Gina, Rachael
- OMG! It’s Snape on a Segway!
- In which we get taken to task for neglecting Snapetastic Wrock!
- Seeing Snape in Hannibal Lector?

Closing - (1:44:44)
Hosts: Rachael, Gina, Shannon
- A Beginner’s Guide to Snape Porn (for those who are new to the Internet):
Sycophant Hex
The Restricted Section
Petulant Poetess
Adult Fanfiction.net
- An actual erudite discussion regarding the official recognition of Snape-ing as a word!!
- Annual reviews of Rachael Snapecast sought
- Leave us a voicepost on our skype account Snapecast

Occlumency - (1:54:00)
Voice: Lady Becca

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Contact
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Discussion Boards: Snapecast on Why Snape?
E-mail: severus@snapecast.com
Skype Username: Snapecast

Transcripts
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Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snarky Fan

– Jive Ass Sleepers, “Private Eye”

PSA

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: 28-The Weasley Stomp

Seeing Snape In

- Ivan Ilic, Elegance and Refinement: 02-Handel-Suite in Fa Major (Allegro)

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Occlumency

- Lady Gaga, “Poker Face”

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The Flight Leisurely Stroll of the Prince
The Azkatraz Episode

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This is Snapecast - (0:00)

Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction - (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan
- Nearly two months on, we’re still recovering from Azkatraz
- Revisiting some Snapey programming including The Fully Knowable Severus Snape
- Highlights from the con included the Snape meet-up, the Snarry meet-up, the Snily meet-up, and Snape cosplayers
- Coming up in this show.

Official Report on the HBP Film - (15:53)
Panel: Rachael, Becca, Rose, Meagan, Shannon
- The Snarry movie that wasn’t
- Somebody draw Snape on a Segway, please!!!

A Snapefan in San Fran - (40:52)
Announcer: Becca
- We encounter a Snapefan who somehow still hasn’t read DH…

Detention Intervention - (44:12)
The Unhealthily Obsessed: Kristin (Megan’s sister)
Concerned Family Member (okay, not really- she did this for the LULZ): Meagan

Owlpost - (59:54)
Panel: Shannon, Rose, Rachael, Meagan
- Seeing Snape “Lost in Space”?
- Just how much influence does JKR have on the HP films?
- In which someone’s sister asks a question about Snape’s guilt.

Closing - (1:27:33)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan
- We’re already looking forward to Infinitus!
- In which we devise a 12-step program for wannabe Snapefen.

Azkatraz Medley - (1:37:33)
Interviewees: Snape fans, Snape addicts, and the extremely depraved at Azkatraz.

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Twitter: http://twitter.com/snapecast
MySpace: snapecast
Discussion Boards: Snapecast on Why Snape?
E-mail: severus@snapecast.com
Skype Username: Snapecast

Transcripts
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MusicOpening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Official Report on the HBP Film

– Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: 28-The Weasley Stomp

Snapefan in San Fran

- Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major

Detention Intervention

- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 05-Double Trouble

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Azkatraz Medley

- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: 15-The Slug Party

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The Spring Cleaning Episode
Doing Martha Stewart proud…

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast - (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction - (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Things to look forward to at SnapeyLeakyCon.
- Plans for a Snape meetup at Azkatraz.
- In which WB claims top spot on our sh*tlist.
- Coming up in this show.

The Snape Report - (14:57)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for now. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- WB screws with our Snape-ing YET AGAIN moves the release date for HBP.
- Despite WB’s nefarious machinations, Snapecast is organizing a meetup to ensure that Azkatraz will be full of Snapey squee. 
- WB attempts to appease rabid fans with increased Snapey content in the film trailer and promotional material.
- Some bigwigs in Ireland are apparently big Rickman fans.
- Snarky currently masquerading as Snapecast on Twitter and Dreamwidth.

Deathly Hallows Medley - (17:01)
First Impressions By: Rachael, Chris, Rose, Becca, Meagan, Shannon
- Yes, we’ve been sitting on this for nearly 2 years!!!!

Top Ten Signs You’re Still a Snapefan - (23:15)
Announcer: Rose

Seeing Snape In… Roundtable - (26:07)
Panel: Becca, Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Top 5 Snapey characteristics

PSA: Severus Big Bang Sign-Ups Opening Soon - (46:58)
Announcer: Griselda Marchbanks
-Severus Big Bang LJ Community
-Severus Big Bang IJ Community

PSA: Vote for Snape in ‘08 - (48:25)
Voices: John, Gina, Wendy, Rachael, Becca, Chris

Owlpost - (50:59)
Panel: Shannon, Rose, Rachael
- In which we actually crack open Book 7 to answer a few tricky questions.
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world.

Closing - (1:07:36)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- We feel pretty clean!
- Join the Azkatraz Snape Meetup Community
- Severus Big Bang sign-ups begin June 1st!
- Snupin’s Bigger, Longer & Uncut Project will debut July 1st.
- Look for a new episode after the release of the new movie!

A Poem for All Hallow’s Eve - (1:10:40)
Voice: Chris
- Apologies to Mr. Edgar Allen Poe

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Contact
Magical and Muggle listeners are encouraged to leave comments in our blogs, post to our discussion boards, send us e-mails, or leave us a voicemail. Here’s where you can reach us:
Website/Blog: http://snapecast.com
LJ: snapecast
MySpace: snapecast
Discussion Boards: Snapecast on Why Snape?
E-mail: severus@snapecast.com
Skype Username: Snapecast

Transcripts
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Music
Opening
- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

Please visit www.magnatune.com to listen to and purchase many of the other fabulous pieces of music you hear on Snapecast. Snape may be evil, but they are not.

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My Snapey Smutty Valentine
We didn’t even try to keep this one tasteful…

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast - (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction - (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Snarky is missing – oh noes!
- The particular challenge of translating the book 6 title into other languages
- In which we explore the Snarry undertones of the Japanese HBP trailer
- Speaking of the next movie, what’s up with that PG rating??!
- Plans for this summer’s HP cons

The Snape Report - (23:00)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the month of February. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Fans in Japan celebrate Snape Sensei’s birthday in style
- Someone up there at WB clearly likes Japan the best
- New movie poster for Half-Blood Prince is Prince-less
- For more smexy Valentines Snape-ing, check out Snapedom’s Valentine’s Party, and the hpvalensmut and wizardlove exchanges
- Deatheater wannabes, Snarry shippers, Snupin lovers, and the generally slashy begin preparing for Snapey fun at Azkatraz

Valentine’s Telegram #1 - (25:17)
Rhyming Troll: Becca

Love Potion 9 & 3/4 - (25:46)
Warning: We earned our EXPLICIT rating on this one.
Panel: Gina, Becca, Shannon, Rachael
- Snape PWP
Walking the Plank - Snarry Archive
Idols of Perversity by bloodcultoffreud – SS/HG
Illustration for Idols of Perversity by _odella_ (NWS)
A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement by Melusin – SS/HG
An Army of Snapes by LadyoftheMasque – SS/HG
Graduation by mylittlesecret – SS/HG
The Love You Take by Subversa – SS/HG
A Pushing, Thrusting Young Man by Ad Baculum – Snarry
The Very Last by Amanuensis – Snarry
Snape/Hermione by eldivinomarques (NWS)

Valentine’s Telegram #2 - (51:43)
Rhyming Troll: Gina

Valentine’s PSA - (52:10)
Announcer: Rose
- Beware suspicious Valentine’s Owlpost

Valentine’s Telegram #3 - (53:20)
Rhyming Troll: Shannon

SnapeFest Potions Class - (53:45)
Announcer: Gina & Rachael
The Professor: Droxy
- Brewing a dung bath bomb

Valentine’s Telegram #4 - (1:09:46)
Rhyming Troll: Rachael

Closing - (1:10:15)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Continue sending us those Snapefic recs
- Rachael is still really hung up on Home Fries Nazi by pir8tfancier
- Tune in to Spellcast for their upcoming Snape fic roundtable.
- Snapey Valentine’s Love to the Professor and ALL Snapefen

Top 10 Worst Valentine’s for the Professor - (1:15:05)
Voice: Chris
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Happy Snapemas Snapukah Snapestice Birthday, Professor!
Wishing a little bit of Severus for everyone this year

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast - (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction - (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina
- We may be rusty, but we’re still Snape-ing
- Vampire!Snape - definitely more sparkly than Edward Cullen
- In which we confess to not keeping up with the new “canon”
- Our resolutions for being better Snapefans this year

The Snape Report - (10:52)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the past several months. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Alan Rickman discusses Potter films with fans on Uinterview.com.
- Rickman makes the rounds in yet another interview.
- The Queen couldn’t be arsed to give Rickman props.
- Boggart!Snape wins costume contest.
- Desperate Snapefen endure Sparkly!Vampire film for glimpse of HBP.
- For those uninterested in sparkle, there was plenty of thought-provoking discussion.
- Input currently being solicited for a possible Snupin Big-Bang Challenge.
- Alec Hopkins clearly a fan of Snapecast.
- Despite unfortunate Snape mishap, the Professor celebrates the big 4-9!

Snape’s Resolutions for 2009 - (15:55)
Announcer: Droxy
- Top 7 resolutions for enduring yet another year among dunderheads

Fanfic Review: Fic - (17:01)
Announcer: Meagan
Reader: Gina
- Exanimus Virtutis: A Hero’s Goodbye by LadyTuesday

Fanfic Review: Roundtable - (47:56)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Gina
- the viscera of a violent death
- who would have been responsible for retrieving Snape
- an unspoken connection between Snape and Hermione
- what kind of sandwich did Harry want after the final battle

Snape-ing at Azkatraz - (1:03:44)
Interviewer: Rachael
- Snape and the Snape Factor at Azkatraz

Owlpost - (1:14:43)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Becca, Gina
- Why Snape chose the moniker Half-Blood Prince
- Does JKR really hate Snape
- Where have all the Snape-vids gone
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world.

Closing - (1:40:27)
Hosts: Rachael, Becca, Gina
- Tentative plans for a Valentine’s episode
- Plea for more Snapey programming at this year’s HP cons
- Snape apparently cursed our iTunes feed last fall

Happy Birthday from the House-elves! - (1:47:06)
Voices: Pinky, Dinky, Winky & Stinky (filling in for Spanky, who’s on a tea towel exchange to Russia)

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Contact

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LJ:
MySpace: snapecast
Discussion Boards: Snapecast on Why Snape?
E-mail: severus@snapecast.com
Skype Username: Snapecast

Transcripts

-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music

Opening

- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

The Snape Report

- music by Allan Horn, “newscast”

Snape’s Resolutions

- Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 07-Rita Skeeter

Fanfic Roundtable

- Laurel Zucker, Mozart Flute Quartets: 07-Allegro

Snape-ing at Azkatraz

Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 01- Fireworks

Owlpost

- Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity

Happy Birthday

- “We Wish You a Merry Christmas”

Please visit www.magnatune.com to listen to and purchase many of the other fabulous pieces of music you hear on Snapecast. Snape may be evil, but they are not.

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