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Snapecast Episode 31

// February 14th, 2009

My Snapey Smutty Valentine
We didn’t even try to keep this one tasteful…

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Content for this episode:

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Snarky is missing – oh noes!
- The particular challenge of translating the book 6 title into other languages
- In which we explore the Snarry undertones of the Japanese HBP trailer
- Speaking of the next movie, what’s up with that PG rating??!
- Plans for this summer’s HP cons

The Snape Report – (23:00)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the month of February. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Fans in Japan celebrate Snape Sensei’s birthday in style
- Someone up there at WB clearly likes Japan the best
- New movie poster for Half-Blood Prince is Prince-less
- For more smexy Valentines Snape-ing, check out Snapedom’s Valentine’s Party, and the hpvalensmut and wizardlove exchanges
- Deatheater wannabes, Snarry shippers, Snupin lovers, and the generally slashy begin preparing for Snapey fun at Azkatraz

Valentine’s Telegram #1 – (25:17)
Rhyming Troll: Becca

Love Potion 9 & 3/4 – (25:46)
Warning: We earned our EXPLICIT rating on this one.
Panel: Gina, Becca, Shannon, Rachael
- Snape PWP
Walking the Plank – Snarry Archive
Idols of Perversity by bloodcultoffreud – SS/HG
Illustration for Idols of Perversity by _odella_ (NWS)
A Mutually Beneficial Arrangement by Melusin – SS/HG
An Army of Snapes by LadyoftheMasque – SS/HG
Graduation by mylittlesecret – SS/HG
The Love You Take by Subversa – SS/HG
A Pushing, Thrusting Young Man by Ad Baculum – Snarry
The Very Last by Amanuensis – Snarry
Snape/Hermione by eldivinomarques (NWS)

Valentine’s Telegram #2 – (51:43)
Rhyming Troll: Gina

Valentine’s PSA – (52:10)
Announcer: Rose
- Beware suspicious Valentine’s Owlpost

Valentine’s Telegram #3 – (53:20)
Rhyming Troll: Shannon

SnapeFest Potions Class – (53:45)
Announcer: Gina & Rachael
The Professor: Droxy
- Brewing a dung bath bomb

Valentine’s Telegram #4 – (1:09:46)
Rhyming Troll: Rachael

Closing – (1:10:15)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Shannon
- Continue sending us those Snapefic recs
- Rachael is still really hung up on Home Fries Nazi by pir8tfancier
- Tune in to Spellcast for their upcoming Snape fic roundtable.
- Snapey Valentine’s Love to the Professor and ALL Snapefen

Top 10 Worst Valentine’s for the Professor – (1:15:05)
Voice: Chris


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Transcripts
-Transcripts of this episode will be available at snapecast.com.

Music    
Opening    
- Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro    
The Snape Report    
- music by Allan Horn, “newscast”    
Telegram     
- Angel Romero, A Touch of Class: 04-Variations on Greensleeves    
Love Potion 9 & 3/4    
- Etta James, “I Just Want To Make Love To You”    
Telegram     
- Angel Romero, A Touch of Class: 04-Variations on Greensleeves    
Valentine’s PSA    
- Nicholas Hooper, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: 02-Professor Umbridge    
Telegram     
- Angel Romero, A Touch of Class: 04-Variations on Greensleeves    
Potions Class    
- The Searchers, “Love Potion No. 9″    
Telegram     
- Angel Romero, A Touch of Class: 04-Variations on Greensleeves    
Top 10 Worst Valentine’s    
- John Williams, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: 09-Dobby the House Elf

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  1. On February 14th, 2009 Sonia said:


    YAY!!! Happy Valentine’s Day, indeed!!!!! Thank you for showing us the love with the promised Snapecast!

  2. On February 15th, 2009 na said:


    wow Happy valentine’s day, professor and Snapecast!!!!!

    Thanks a lot, I’m so glad to listen the new episode :-)

    Have a snapey time everyone !

  3. On February 15th, 2009 Susan said:


    Loved the new episode! Can’t wait for another one!

  4. On February 16th, 2009 MUHAHAHA said:


    Great episode!

    Thanks alot!

  5. On February 17th, 2009 taniesha said:


    wickedly funny episode x

  6. On February 22nd, 2009 AP said:


    “Home Fries Nazi” is a FANTASTIC fic!! I stumbled upon it about a year ago. It’s one of the fanfics that have stuck w/ me for a long while. Great taste, Rachel!! LOL!!
    If Snarry is your thing, may I rec “The Price of Peace.” It’s an older fic (Snakling wrote it for the 2006 Snarry Games), but it’s another that I often go back to. A bit long, but worth it!

  7. On February 23rd, 2009 Clara said:


    i loved this new episode! n.n
    I must read some of those pwp :Q__
    thank you!!

    Regards from Spain! ^^

  8. On March 6th, 2009 Rebecca said:


    Thanks for another great episode – it really helps to remind me I’m not weird. Ok I am weird, but I’m not alone.
    Loved the love potions 9 & 3/4 segment – some great recomendations – particularly ‘idols of perversity’.

    Hope we don’t have to wait too long for the next episode – please keep them coming even if it’s only now and again.

  9. On March 20th, 2009 EmmaKitty said:


    I loved this episode! It was so much fun to listen to during the Valentines season. I read SS/HG almost incessantly and I really heartily recommend “MISSION 1: Get Hermione Laid” by Fervesco on Ashwinder — it involves Sirius and Lupin as well as Snape, but there’s definitely enough Snape-y goodness to make it worth one’s while. Also “Recognition” by Jezzie (which can be found on the Jezzie’s fanfiction livejournal community) is really good, but beware that it involves a magical compulsion between Snape and Hermione and also quite a bit of kink. Another couple amazing fics are “The Gift Horse” by Quillusion and “Invitation to Detention” by English Snow Rose (both on Ashwinder, but “Invitation to Detention” is another pretty kinky fic which would be more enjoyable for some than for others). I’m so glad that I’m not the only person who likes to read Snape PWPs. It makes me feel semi-normal!