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We need your Snape quotes!

// December 2nd, 2007
Posted by Snapecast in Announcements

One reason we all love Snape is that the guy has some fabulous one liners. We would like to celebrate Snape’s wit, snarky, and sharp tongue in our last regularly scheduled episode of Snapecast by featuring a medley of quotes from the Potions Master from both canon and fanon sources.

If you have a favorite Snape quote please send us an owl with the following information…

Favorite Snape Quote: Preferably recorded using Audacity in .ogg or .mp3 format
Source of Quote: Please name the HP book and chapter or fan fiction with author and link

We prefer audio submissions; however Snarky will accept written owls begrudgingly. As always there are two methods of delivery…

Skype Username: Snapecast
Email: severus@snapecast.com

We will be accepting submissions until January 1, 2008, but don’t delay.

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  1. On December 3rd, 2007 Rebecca said:


    Ok we can start with the obvious tugging of the heartstings quotes:

    Dumbledore: Even after all this time?
    SNAPEY: Always

  2. On December 8th, 2007 Tegan Maye said:


    “Would you like me to do it now?” asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. “Or would you like a moment to compose an epitaph?”

  3. On December 14th, 2007 Dani Snape said:


    “F**k me blond and call me Malfoy” – Fanon Quote.

  4. On December 19th, 2007 blackeyedlily said:


    If wishes were Thestrals, then beggars would ride.

    Subversa’s ‘Send Not to Know’

    http://ashwinder.sycophanthex.com/viewstory.php?sid=15147

  5. On March 22nd, 2008 Sue Snape said:


    I LOVE SEVERUS SNAPE!!!!!!! He’s so cute!!!!!!!!! He’s beuatiful… 4ever….

    You love he?

    My lovely… lol

    Sue

  6. On June 24th, 2008 Emma said:


    “Crabbe, loosen your hold a little. If Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork, and I’m afraid I will have to mention it on a reference if you ever apply for a job.”

    OotP, Ch.32

  7. On September 14th, 2008 King_Snape said:


    1.- Excelent, but a cow can give me a better answer.

    2.- Maybe your mind is not prepared to do this work.

    3.- Only a mud blood does these mistakes.

  8. On July 24th, 2009 Lilly said:


    Upon seeing Harry’s memory, where he is hugging Sirius.
    “I may vomit.”