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Snarky is busy preparing for his trip beyond the veil so this is our last call for submissions of questions for Professor Snape. We will be accepting questions until 28 December 2007 so hurry up. This is your last chance to get the real story from the on who really knows.
Find details on how to submit a question here.
A short while ago, Snapecast received an unexpected and unsolicited offer from the Potions Master. He has agreed to make a brief appearance on our show and answer questions submitted by our listeners. Folks, this is your one opportunity to get the truth from the man who knows.
Because communications beyond the veil are difficult, we are asking that you submit your questions in .ogg or .mp3 format. These can all be recorded using Audacity. Remember where to contact us…
Skype Username: Snapecast
Email: severus@snapecast.com
We look forward to hearing your questions…even if the Professor isn’t very enthusiastic about answering them.
Snarky the Owl has delivered some vague, but very confidential information about what will be happening at SnapeFest. For the details see here. Also don’t forget to share your opinion by logging onto the SnapeFest Messageboard.
The wonderful and talented Selina Enriquez made us some super cool promo icons and banners for SnapeFest. Here is a sample…
Get them here.
One reason we all love Snape is that the guy has some fabulous one liners. We would like to celebrate Snape’s wit, snarky, and sharp tongue in our last regularly scheduled episode of Snapecast by featuring a medley of quotes from the Potions Master from both canon and fanon sources.
If you have a favorite Snape quote please send us an owl with the following information…
Favorite Snape Quote: Preferably recorded using Audacity in .ogg or .mp3 format
Source of Quote: Please name the HP book and chapter or fan fiction with author and link
We prefer audio submissions; however Snarky will accept written owls begrudgingly. As always there are two methods of delivery…
Skype Username: Snapecast
Email: severus@snapecast.com
We will be accepting submissions until January 1, 2008, but don’t delay.
The Penultimate Episode
A Snarky Alternative to all that Holiday Cheer
Direct Download the entire episode 76 MB (2:39:12)
Content for this episode:
This is Snapecast - (0:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbye: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Introduction - (0:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan
- Snapefest 2008 - Be There or Be a Dunderhead
- Reliving the release of DH in Denmark and the Netherlands
- Dirty dark confessions - who’s been cheating on Snape…
- Coming up in this penultimate episode…
The Snape Report - (9:40)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the month of December. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Registration for the first ever all day Snapecon, Snapefest, opens January 9, 2008. Could there be a better way to celebrate the Greasy One’s half-birthday?
- Snape fans wonder why JKR doesn’t appear to like Snape.
- The Snapedom LJ community celebrate The Great Snape Escape. (Because all that talk about stoppering death had to mean something.)
- Meta-enthusiasts explore racial typecasting in “Lily the lily-white girl and Sev the greasy foreigner?”
- Snapefen explore what to call themselves - Crazy Dunderheads not a popular choice.
- Snape’s latest career move slightly less academic.
Love Potion 9 and 3/4. - (12:36)
Panel: Gina, Summerborn (Snape/Lupin, Snape/Regulus, Rarepairs), Snapetoy (Snape/Harry, Snape/Dumbledore), Racheline (Snape/Malfoys), Selinaenriquez (Snape/Hermione)
- Non-canon Snape ships.
Snape/Harry
- Snarry Games
- Snarry Tribute Video
- Snarry Holidays
- Walking the Plank
- Time and Again - Post-DH Epilogue compliant, NC-17
- The Tea Series - Pre DH, (sexually active at 16) NC-17
Snape/Dumbledore
- Severus, Please LJ Community
- Delphi
Snape/Hermione
- Where Your Treasure Is
Snape/Other
- Snape Rarepairs Community
- Descensus - (Snape/Lucius/Narcissa)
- The Tao of Diogenes - (Snape/Ron) R
- In Academia series - Snape/Voldemort, Snape/Lucius, Snape/Black, Snape/Peter Pettigrew, Snape/Avery, Snape/Remus, Snape/James Potter implied, NC-17
Snape Photography
- Rub-a-dub-dub, Snape in a Tub - R
PSA: Holiday Party Tips - (51:55)
Announcer: Rose
- How to party-it-up with the Potions Master (and not get hexed)
Snape & - (53:27)
Panel: Becca, Jeff, Rose, Rachael
- Snape & Bullying
For Sale - (1:17:07)
Grieving Widow: Gina
Annoying Owl: Snarky
- Poorly constructed dump Charming single-family home for sale.
Snarky Chapters - (1:20:10)
Panel: Rachael, Shannon, Rose, Selina, Gina
Deathly Hallows
- Chapter 33: The Prince’s Tale
Deathly Owlpost - (2:02:49)
Panel: Shannon, Rose, Meagan
- Why exactly did Snape go back to Grimmauld Place anyway?
- In which we beg JKR to sit down and talk to us about Snape.
- What’s up with Snape’s lifedebt to James?
- Howlers and e-mail from the Muggle world.
Closing - (2:27:28)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Meagan
- Be sure to reserve your tickets for the Snapecast Express. Send an e-mail with your name, house and seating preference (Merlin class, Dining Car, Quiet Car, Party Wagon, Prefect Car, Time Out Car, Owlpost Car, Slytherin Car, Severus Car or name your own car) to severus@snapecast.com
- Tune in January 9th for the final ride!
Were We Ever Wrong! - (2:34:08)
The Deluded, Obsessed, and Just Plain Wrong: Rachael, Becca, Chris, Gina, Jackie, Mytheos, Rose, Shannon, Wendy,
- Our cracked theories that never came true…
