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Snape Ships Poll

// February 8th, 2007
Posted by Snapecast in Polls

In celebration of Valentine’s Day, the Snapecast staff would like to
gather a little information about how Snapefans picture their
beloved Potions Master in romantic pairings. Take the poll below to
vote for your favorite Snape ships! Don’t forget to write-in your
vote for the Snape ship you find the squickiest of them all!

Favorite Het Snape Ship
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Favorite Slash Snape Ship
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Favorite Snape Threesome
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Favorite Minor Character Snape Ship
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Favorite Nontraditional Snape Ship
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Favorite Young Snape Ship
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Favorite Postwar Snape Ship
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Most Canon Compliant Snape Ship
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Snape Ship Most Likely to Confuse JKR
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Favorite Snape/Student Ship
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Favorite Death Eater Ship
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Favorite Hogwarts Staff Ship
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Favorite Snape Mpreg Ship
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Lifetime Squick Award
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  1. On February 10th, 2007 Author By Night said:


    I think Snape/Harry has to be my biggest squick. It completely baffles me - regardless of fandom opinion on Snape’s character, Harry does not think anything flattering of it. He feels Snape killed his parents, killed DD (although in fics this is often reasonably worked around), etc. Harry doesn’t forgive that easily. :/

    I can actually see Narcissa/Snape, to some extent. I don’t think Snape’s capable of being deeply in love. But maybe a past… “something”? And if he was ever in love, it’s fairly feasible that it was with Narcissa.

    Mostly, though… I ship Snape/his own rear end. ;) (And therefore, ought not to be participating, but hey, outside opinion…)

  2. On February 10th, 2007 RikuDawntreader said:


    Actually, my favorite het Snape ship would be Maurader Era Severus Snape and Molly Prewett.

  3. On February 10th, 2007 littleroo27 said:


    my favorite threesome is really Snape/Harry/Lupin

  4. On February 10th, 2007 Summer said:


    My favorites post-war is actually Snape/Lupin.

  5. On February 10th, 2007 McKay said:


    Like Summer, my favorite post-war ship is actually Snape/Lupin.

  6. On February 10th, 2007 Severity said:


    I agree with Summer, my favourite post-war ship is Snape/Lupin, as is my favourite Hogwarts staff ship. My favourite threesome is Snape/Lupin/Regulus.

  7. On February 10th, 2007 sandstar08 said:


    my fav threesome is hermione/lucius/severus… especially when there are life debts to fulfill. :)

  8. On February 10th, 2007 Mehetabel said:


    /me suddenly realises he might be the only one in the fandom shipping Severus/Rodolphus. (With the completely non-canon slut!Roddy and the entirely canon asexual!Sev, of course. It amuses me to no end.)

    So, of course, this influences my answers to several questions.

  9. On February 10th, 2007 Daughter_moon said:


    I voted Snape/Harry/Draco for favourite Snape threesome, but my favourite is actually Snape/Harry/Remus. It wasn’t up there :-(

  10. On February 10th, 2007 Gina R Snape said:


    Sorry. I forgot to mention we should add Snape/sorting hat to the nontraditional pairings. Someone wrote that for a Snape fuh-q-fest in 2003 and it was bloody hysterical.

  11. On February 10th, 2007 Daughter_moon said:


    Actually, while I remember, if you’re looking for odd Snape ships, Abstract Concept and myself wrote a 3 part squid!sex snarry that was surprisingly (disturbingly) popular. The links are here if you’re interested.

    Squid therapy: http://the-con-cept.livejournal.com/143208.html?view=2796392
    Tentacle time: http://www.hpfandom.com/eff/viewstory.php?sid=15554
    Revenge of the squid: http://the-con-cept.livejournal.com/144278.html

    Abstract Concept’s journal might be f-locked, I’m not sure.

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    It looks like AC’s LJ is flocked, as I couldn’t get to the first fic, but I did read the second one. LOL! Naughty squid! Loved the duck. I was just wondering if Sir Roderick’s involvement doesn’t somehow make this a foursome.

    -Shannon 

  12. On February 10th, 2007 carrie said:


    I said, in order…SS/Narcissa; Lucius; Lucius/Narcissa; Rita Skeeter; Witch statue; Petunia; Narcissa; His hand; Dumbledore; Luna; Bellatrix; Sinistra; Sirius; Kreacher. My overall favorites are Petunia, Bellatrix and one not on there-Trelawney. Happy Valentines Day! x3

  13. On February 10th, 2007 NativeMoon/SeverinaSnape said:


    My fav Snape ship outside of Slash will always be Snape/OFC… I really hate that OFC automatically equals Mary-Sue in many people’s minds…

  14. On February 10th, 2007 Uncharted said:


    Where are the Weasley males? Minor character: Percy, as outcast and angsty as Snape; Charlie, used to dealing with dragons. Threesome: the Twins! Ron, even Arthur, would get up his nose, which makes them fun.

    Nontraditional: Devil’s Snare.

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    Ack! So many minor characters, so little polling space. I’ll bet Snape/Percy could be incredibly interesting.

    And Devil’s Snare?! Point me in the direction of a good Snape/Devil’s Snare fic. I’m so intrigued. 

    -Shannon

  15. On February 10th, 2007 Zorb said:


    To be completely honest, I feel that Snape, much like house-elves, should be asexual. Of course, that made the choice for Lifetime Squick pretty easy!

  16. On February 10th, 2007 odogoddess said:


    Favorite Snape Threesome
    Snape/Harry/Hermione

    Favorite Minor Character Snape Ship
    Snape/Millicent in het, Snape/Percy in slash

  17. On February 10th, 2007 Civ said:


    I also voted Snape/Harry/Draco for favorite threesome… but I actually prefer Snape/Harry/Lupin. And thanks for having Snape/Hermione in the squick ship… that ship totally squicks me out! Though I do wish you had Snape/anyone-with-MPREG on the squick list. Totally eww.

  18. On February 10th, 2007 Cassandra said:


    The Sn/arry ship has rec’d a huge boost with the new photo of Harry in his pj’s taking Occulemency lessons from Snape. In the book, he is fully dressed, but the movie must have other things in mind!!!

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    LOL! Tell me about it!

    -A Snarry Shipper 

  19. On February 11th, 2007 Gaia said:


    Lifetime Squick Award: Snape/Draco. Just no. Can’t stand it.

  20. On February 11th, 2007 lunafish said:


    Ah, you don’t have either one of my favorite threesomes: Snape/Luna/Lupin & Snape/Hermione/Lupin.

  21. On February 11th, 2007 Bat Boogey Hexer said:


    Snape does not “Ship”. He practices celibacy!!!! He had a major “tud” when the Yule Ball participants were neckin’ all over the grounds. Snape is Hallow…….

  22. On February 11th, 2007 darkness said:


    Lifetime Squick Award: Snape/Pettigrew… just no.

  23. On February 11th, 2007 Xochiquetzl said:


    Snape/Lupin is my favorite postwar ship, too.

  24. On February 11th, 2007 Rachel said:


    My favorite ship is definately Snape/Hermione. Know-It-Alls and Greasy Gits all the way! lol

  25. On February 11th, 2007 Julian Black said:


    Count me as another one for postwar Snape/Lupin.

  26. On February 11th, 2007 Marie said:


    COuld someone post a link to a good Snape/Wand fic?

  27. On February 11th, 2007 lore said:


    Snape/Lupin should have been listed for post-war fic. Thanks!

  28. On February 11th, 2007 kc-chan said:


    i really think james potter/snape is an overlooked pairing, especially whilst they were both in school. as is a james/lily/snape threesome. ^_^

  29. On February 11th, 2007 Snapesvow said:


    No offense to my Snarry fan sisters and brothers out there, but I just can’t see it. Harry and Draco, I could see that passionate hatred being redirected, especially if Draco helps defeat Voldemort and I actually think he’ll be instrumental in that.
    I just wanted to thank whoever added in Snape/Luna. The thought of that makes me laugh so much, I had to vote for it. I can just see Severus trying to fight his attraction to this ‘foolish female’ . ;)

  30. On February 12th, 2007 Selina Enriquez said:


    SSHG! All the way!

  31. On February 14th, 2007 Harco Potfoy said:


    Definately like Snarry the most. I find Snape/ either Malfoy (father or son) quite good, really don’t like him with Ron. Just read a nice Snape/Percy… So I’m pretty broad, so I guess, give me Snape, and some other guy, and I’ll generally be happy.

  32. On February 15th, 2007 Nicole said:


    Snape/McGonagall is the best ship ever. No other pairing can top that, least of all Snape/Hermione. Snape/Min rocks!!!!

  33. On February 18th, 2007 carmenahermione said:


    I am a die hard ss/hg fangirl and have been for years. I would rather read slash snape fics (or evil!Snape fics) than see him with any other girl. In fact, I fhink that if the squid was a girl, I’d feel the same way.

    I am squicked out by snape/dumbledore and snape/filch and a little bit by snape/voldemort (although young voldemort is kinda hot). And although I’m not really squicked by snarry, I just don’t see it. However, I remember reading a snape/harry/hermione threesome that I liked. I have to confess that the slash that I’ve read were pretty much all smut. For the longest while, the only ss/hg fics I found worth while were smut as well. And even then I just scroll down to the part where they take their clothes off (or push them aside, whatever). I have become rather impatient with fanfiction these days; they’re not as good as they used to be. But I’m still a die hard granger/snape shipper. Hermione is the character I can most relate to, so you see, it can not possibly be any other way.

  34. On February 19th, 2007 Selina Enriquez said:


    I have forgotten to mention!

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    Episodes 10 and before 10, teh sound was alright. But since Episode 11, I can almost not hear anything - the sound is so low!

    Anid it in *both* my pc and iTunes in my iPod. I’ve checked and double-checkd my system - but there’s nothing wrong with any other music - but the Snapecast is way too low. There’s something wrong with your sound :( :(

    LOVE and support,
    Selina

    ^_________^

  35. On February 25th, 2007 Jackie said:


    The best pairing, in my opinion, is Severus and Hermione. Those two suit each other so well! It’s the only pair that I actually believe could work because they’re so compatible.

    I am squicked by any slash because I just can’t imagine Canon!Snape being gay…there is no evidence whatsoever in the books that he leans that way, and it just grosses me out to no end. And I don’t like reading any hetero fanfiction that isn’t SS/HG because I’m just so used to it and can’t see it any other way.

    Long live the Greasy Git with the Insufferable Know-it-All!!!

  36. On February 28th, 2007 Candy said:


    That was a fun poll.

    I have to say that I dislike Snape in anything other than a het relationship. I usually lean toward canon just because I feel more comfortable with it and Severus just doesn’t strike me as being gay. Snape/OFC is my fave ship because it is only slightly less canon than Snape/his hand, haha. Then quite a bit farther down the spectrum is Snape/Hermione or any other female character from the books. That’s usually as far as I go with Snape romances because anything other than that just doesn’t seem… right. IMHO

  37. On March 1st, 2007 Toy said:


    What a fun poll! I’m sorry that I didn’t respond before Valentine’s Day but I enjoyed filling out the poll and reading the comments. Snape/Lupin is my second favourite post-war ship behind Snape/Harry, but I could probably read (and enjoy!) Snape/anyone-or-anything. He goes with everything!

  38. On March 18th, 2007 Andromache said:


    My true favored het ship is Snape/McGonagall, but Snape/Narcissa is a second favorite after HBP. I much prefer the idea that he loved her from afar rather than his likeing Lily, which squicks me to no end.

    My favorite slash pairing is Snape/Draco, but I chose Snape/Lucius as an acceptable second choice.

    I don’t understand Snape/Harry or Snape/Sirius, but I think Snape/Lupin could work because I think they could have been friends if they weren’t Sorted into different Houses.

  39. On May 6th, 2007 fireflies said:


    My OTP will always be SS/HG. For most canon is definitely Severus/Lily. And for Favorite Threesome… I was sad to see that Severus/Hermione/Lucius was not a choice, since I’m rather fond of that ship when it comes to threesomes. Anyways, this was fun. And honestly, the Snape/his hand choice under Most Canon Compliant made me laugh, haha!

  40. On May 15th, 2007 Snapecast » Snapecast Episode 16 said:


    [...] - Spinner’s End Part 2 Snapecast Shipping Awards - (33:27) Presenting the results of the Snapecast shipping poll. Congratulations to all the winners! -Favorite Het Pairing: Snape/Hermione accepting the award: [...]

  41. On July 26th, 2008 SiriusXOX said:


    sn/arry?? no offense but thats just wrong…very wrong
    don’t get me wrong i’m not hating on it without proof
    i’ve read a few harry/snape stories and their..well…Disturbing lol
    the age difference is also weird :X
    I for one prefer Sn/ack (Sirius/Severus)
    it reminded me a lot of Harry/Draco :D