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A Word from Snarky the Owl

// December 5th, 2006

Snarky the Owl

Hello Muggles and other assorted humans and human-type things, it is I, Snarky the Owl. Thanks for picking out that name for me, by the way. One fangirl too many decides that “Snarky” is an appropriate name for an owl of my stature, and suddenly the dunderheads who keep me in peanut butter and pretzels start using it to order me around. Brilliant. Anyway, I’ve commandeered one of the dunderheads’ computers so I can bring something of utmost importance to your attention. That would be this:

from Podcast Alley

This. Must. Stop. Snapecast in the top ten at Podcast Alley again??? Seriously, now you’re just embarrassing yourselves by egging the dunderheads on, as if any of their ridiculous drivel is the slightest bit entertaining. Are you honestly that hard up for amusement that you’d resort to listening to a bunch of feebleminded degenerates talk about some shady wizard for an hour and a half? I understand that Muggles are easily amused, but this is just ridiculous. If any of them actually made money doing this, I wouldn’t complain. More pretzels for me. Unfortunately, that’s not the case. So I’m here, pleading for you to see reason. Don’t encourage the dunderheads!

And I prefer onions.

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  1. On December 5th, 2006 Selina Enriquez said:


    YAY!!!!

    Huge congrats!!!!

    *huggleglomps*

  2. On December 5th, 2006 Emma said:


    Hey congrats one the top 10! i voted and it’s probably the best 5 mintues spent on the internet. The podcast is brilliant, keep up the good work and the fantastic songs hehe.

  3. On December 5th, 2006 Gina R Snape said:


    O RLY?

    Well, it’s onions in the peanut butter for you!

    And stay away from the cat food or Nymphadora will swipe you again where the feathers don’t grow.

  4. On December 5th, 2006 Jonathan said:


    Wow.

    Onions in peanut butter.

    That just made me retch a little bit.

  5. On December 5th, 2006 Shannon said:


    *gives Snarky the ol’ stink-eye*

    Oh, I’ll give you an onion…

  6. On December 5th, 2006 Doris said:


    Bung him some Owl Treats, it might shut him up.

    Canon.

  7. On December 5th, 2006 Sue said:


    Sorry, Snarky. I just posted the 1,000th vote ever for Snapecast!
    Hoo that!

  8. On December 5th, 2006 sandstar08 said:


    “hoot hoot, Snar-hoot-kyhoot hoot hoot, Hoot!”

    Translation from Owl to English:
    “Cheer up Snarky! Be nice once in a while. It won’t kill you… maybe”

  9. On December 5th, 2006 Melissa said:


    I’m so glad you all are in the TOP 10! I just started listening to this the other day and have only heard the first episode but I ADORE it. You guys deserve this sooo much. The podcast is fantastic. I will be spreading the word and I’m sure you’ll be #1 in no time!

  10. On December 6th, 2006 Jeff said:


    Thanks, everyone, for your huge support! Snape, Snape, and more Snape, is what we are all about, and it’s gratifying to no end to see how well our work is being received.

    Jeff
    Snapecast

  11. On December 6th, 2006 Jessie said:


    I heard about your podcast on Pottercast and thank goodness I looked you up, because I instantly fell in love with Snapecast! It’s witty, hilarious, dark, and mature. It’s definitely something the world of Harry podcasts needed. I’ve subscribed on about 4 computers and I hope you get up to the #1 spot on podcast alley! Keep it up, and is there any way we could get a bi-weekly Snapecast?

  12. On December 6th, 2006 TJ said:


    Good for you. You guys deserve the recognition. Keep Snaping.

  13. On December 7th, 2006 maddogs991 said:


    Aww I’ve already voted. I tried to vote again and it told me I’d already done it this month. The rest of you get there and vote more!!!! Snapecast must be Number 1! ^_^

    P.S. Snarky, NOBODY likes onions and you WORK for the dunderheads.

  14. On December 8th, 2006 beck said:


    woot for snapecast! eh hehe. I voted for you guys to. you guys are great. I love it. I listen to you guys every episode and i sit and wait for the next (sad i know but meh).

  15. On December 8th, 2006 Bat Boogey Hexer said:


    I’m proud to be a part of the Snape Revolution!!! You guys do a great job!!!

  16. On December 19th, 2006 Anna said:


    I LOVE your podcast! Thank you so much for producing it! Ya’ll are way better than the other two major Harry Potter casts. Don’t get me wrong, those are great … it’s just that ya’ll are so entertaining and funny without being pretentious at all (a harder feat than you’d think haha.) I love the theories section and also the snarky chapters. Fabulous stuff. Again, best podcast ever, way better than onions. By the way, I love you too, Snarky the owl!

  17. On December 21st, 2006 TJ said:


    NEW TITLE IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

    HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZSOLSTICE Thursday!

  18. On December 31st, 2006 Jessica said:


    You deserve to be higher than 5! I am not surprised at all! Excellent and I’m looking forward to your next one.

  19. On January 1st, 2007 Horax said:


    It is your own fault that you have created such a bad situation. Its 11:30 P:M Dec 31. I am not waiting for new years I am waiting for the snapecast. I have told others do not listen to this cursed show, but after hearing it once they don’t stop. I think their might be an enchantment around the show just to make your life Snarky horrible. If I were you I would go to the owl union and complain that you are being overworked. It is so sad but I will stay awake till I can start recording the show.

    Horax proud member of FTWO Fair Treatment of Owl’s

  20. On January 3rd, 2007 Joanna said:


    Dude - Snapecast Rocks! I don’t even like Snape (he’s so mean!), but yours is far and away the best Harry Potter podcast. It’s interesting, informative, funny, and well produced. And it’s not totally retarded like some dunderhead podcasts out there.

    Cheers!

  21. On January 8th, 2007 Zille said:


    SnapeCast is THE best podcast ^____^

  22. On February 8th, 2007 Bianca said:


    Where exactly do you do this voting? What’s the URL? I just DL the entire MP3 files from snapecast.com.