Hello Muggles and other assorted humans and human-type things, it is I, Snarky the Owl. Thanks for picking out that name for me, by the way. One fangirl too many decides that “Snarky” is an appropriate name for an owl of my stature, and suddenly the dunderheads who keep me in peanut butter and pretzels start using it to order me around. Brilliant. Anyway, I’ve commandeered one of the dunderheads’ computers so I can bring something of utmost importance to your attention. That would be this:

This. Must. Stop. Snapecast in the top ten at Podcast Alley again??? Seriously, now you’re just embarrassing yourselves by egging the dunderheads on, as if any of their ridiculous drivel is the slightest bit entertaining. Are you honestly that hard up for amusement that you’d resort to listening to a bunch of feebleminded degenerates talk about some shady wizard for an hour and a half? I understand that Muggles are easily amused, but this is just ridiculous. If any of them actually made money doing this, I wouldn’t complain. More pretzels for me. Unfortunately, that’s not the case. So I’m here, pleading for you to see reason. Don’t encourage the dunderheads!

And I prefer onions.

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Snapey holiday goodness for everyone who’s been a little naughty this year.
Direct download the entire Episode - 44MB (1:31:42)
Content for this episode…This is Snapecast - (00:00)
Voice: Chris
- Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s StoneIntroduction - (00:57)
Hosts: Rachael, Chris, Shannon
-Coming up in this episode…
-Bizzare Christmas traditions in the UK.
-Speculation on Christmas with the Snapes.

The Snape Report - (10:40)
Announcer: Jonathan
News for the month of December. (Send your news to snapenews@gmail.com)
- Snape momentarily more popular than onions on PodcastAlley!
- HBO’s 4 minute sneak peek at Order of the Phoenix aired on November 21st.
- Looking for a gift for that Snape-lovin’ special someone, lysel is selling Snape Plushies.
- Contribute to the Severus Snape page on the HP Wiki. Send an e-mail to severus@snapecast.com, subject line “Snape Wiki Volunteer”.
- Snape somehow omitted from The San Francisco Chronicle’s “The 12 Sexiest Men Who Were Never Alive.”
- Snapecast is now officially a member of the Harry Potter Podcasters Coalition.

Snape Theory - (27:23)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose
Guest: Stephanie (PAM2002 on Leaky Lounge)
- Madame Pince/Eileen Prince, one and the same.

PSA: Holiday Shopping with Snapecast - (29:22)
Announcer: Meagan
- Coming soon, the official snapecast Cafe Press Store.

Interview - (30:03)
Interviewer: Gina
Guest: lookfar
- Lookfar’s fics
- Snape is subjected to psycho-analysis by a professional.

Contest Winners Announcement - (49:01)
Announcer: Rose
- Lost by sigune
- Winter Solstice by Dawn Secondcost
- Severus and the Three Spirits of Christmas by Rebecca Gomez
- Stay tuned for further details on our new contests.

Snape & - (50:04)
Panel: Becca, Rachael, Gina, Wendy, Shannon
- Snape & Family: Part I

Owlpost - (1:10:22)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Chris
Voice: Chris
- Dreams really do come true - WE FINALLY HEARD FROM ICELAND
- In which we reveal the secrets of podcasting
- Howlers and e-mail from the Wizarding & Muggle world (and the Beyond)

Closing - (1:23:24)
Hosts: Rachael, Chris, Shannon
- Whatever you celebrate, make it a snarky one!

Holiday Medley - (1:25:50)
Announcer: Jonathan
Musical Talent: Jeff, Rachael, Spanky the House-Elf, Rose, Winky the House-Elf, Celestina Warbeck, Stubby Boardman, Gina
- Have Yourself a Snarky Little Christmas
- Sev’rus the Halfblood
- It’s Beginning to Look Like Severus Bites It
- It Came Upon a Potions Class
- I Brewed a Little Potion
- All I Want for Christmas is Snape
- He’s a Git!
- Potion Brewing

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