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Snapecast Episode 2

// July 1st, 2006

Even longer for your Canada Day/Independence Day/Bastille Day listening pleasure.
By part: Part I (18MB), Part II (28.6MB), and Part III (17MB)

This is Snapecast – (0:00)
Voice: Chris
-Soundbyte: Alan Rickman, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

Introduction – (0:59)
Hosts: Rachael, Wendy, Chris (chaeche, shark_girl)
-What’s in our show?
-Fandom News: Look for Snapecast Staff at Lumos and in New York
-Listener Challenge: What is the ultimate question that you would ask JKR about Snape if you could attend the event in New York.

Snapecast PSA: Useful Safety Tips – (11:35)
Announcer: Rose (lampblack)
-Stay safe this summer with Snapecast.

Snarky Chapters – (12:39)
Panel: Rachael, Wendy, Rose, Shannon (chaeche, shark_girl, lampblack, pennswoods)
The Chamber of Secrets, Chapter 5: The Whomping Willow
The Chamber of Secrets, Chapter 11: The Dueling Club

Snape’s Favorite Chat-Up Lines – (37:30)
Voice: Chris

Fan Interview – (39:09)
Interviewer: Gina (gina_r_snape)
Guest: snapesforte (snapesforte)
- Fic: Soul Play
- Art: snapesforte on deviantart
- Website: The Half-Blood Prince

Ad The Voice of Reason – (1:08:22)
Intro: Rachael, Becca (chaeche, msavi)
Announcer: Jon (steyt)
-If you think Snape is really on Voldemort’s side, then drop us a line.

This Slytherin Life – (1:10:29)
Intro: Shannon (pennswoods)
Essayist: Rachael (chaeche)
-The signifcance of family relationships.

Love Potion 9 3/4 – (1:17:29)
Disclaimer: The segment may not be appropriate for younger listeners
Panel: Gina, Rachael, Becca, Jeff (gina_r_snape, chaeche, msavi)

Contest Winners Annoucement – (1:41:40)
Announcer: Becca (msavi)
-Congratulations to this month’s winners
-Fic: Believing the Truth by crystalusagi
-Art: Mr. Broody by Stephanie (a.k.a. cellancoly)
-Next month’s contest deadline: Saturday, July 22nd at 11:59pm EST

Breaking News – (1:44:01)
Announcer: Jon (steyt)
-How grey is Snape?

Snape & Roundtable – (1:44:47)
Panel: Becca, Rose, Gina, Shannon, Chris (msavi, lampblack, gina_r_snape, penswoods)
Topic: Snape & FanFiction Part I

Where’s Dumbledore – (1:58:52)
Voices: Chris (Yes. All of them. He’s that good)

PSA: Snapecast at Lumos – (2:02:24)
Announcer: Rose (lampblack)
-Look for us at Lumos and pick up some snapecast goodies.

Owlpost – (2:03:06)
Panel: Shannon, Rachael, Wendy (pennswoods, chaeche, shark_girl)
Voice: Chris
-Our owl has a name! Thanks to hikaru_daydream for the winning entry.
-Howlers and e-mail from the wizarding world & Muggle world

Closing – (2:15:15)
Hosts: Rachael, Wendy, Chris (chaeche, shark_girl)

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-Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro
Snapecast PSA: Useful Safety Tips
Men Without Hats, “Safety Dance”
Snarky Chapters
Ehren Starks, Lines Build Walls: 01-Lines Build Walls
Snape’s Favorite Chat-Up Lines
Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 07 – Rita Skeeter
Fan Interview
Janine Johnson, Chopin Recital: 12-Valse Brilliante Op.18 in Eb major
The Voice of Reason Ad
Mission Impossible theme, Music composed by Lalo Schifrin
This Slytherin Life
- Ehren Starks, The Depths of a Year: 01-The tale of room 620
- Michael Andrews, Donnie Darko: CD2 (Original Score): 01 – Carpathian Ridge
Love Potion 9 3/4
- Etta James, “I Just Want To Make Love To You”
Contest Winners Announcement
Glen Miller & His Orchestra, “In the Mood”
Breaking News
- Allan Horn, “Newscast”
Snape & Roundtable
- Shira Kammen, Wild Wood: 13-Rapaz Mane
Where’s Snape?
– John Williams, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: 01- Hedwig’s Theme (Lumos!)
PSA: Snapecast at Lumos
- Patrick Doyle, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: 03 – The Quidditch World Cup
Shira Kammen, Music of Waters: 03-Unconformity
Lara St John, Bach Violin Concertos: 01-BWV 1041 : I. Allegro

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" Snapecast Episode 2 " has 5 Responses

  1. On July 2nd, 2006 TJ said:

    Hello. It is I, your numero uno fan. I finished listening to Snapecast Episode 2. I am very impressed. The monthly format really enables you to elevate the level of professionalism in your podcast. I enjoy the segments very much, and the content is well thought out. I do find it funny that Snape has become a sex symbol in fan circles… so maybe a teeny bit less of that? Chris is extremely talented… Call Hollywood, Chris. You’ll be famous. One comment, though: the Lucius Malfoy voice impersonation you did sounded too similar to Alan Rickman’s Snape. If you increase the tempo slightly that would work better. All in all, great job. I hope you do recruit those people with dissenting views as to Snape’s loyalties… That would make the discussions that much more interesting thought-provoking. After all, that’s why we all love Snape: he’s so multi-faceted. Keep ‘em coming, and thanks!

    Thanks for the kind words, TJ! We are all pretty sure Chris is going to be uber famous one of these days. We completely lucked out by hoodwinking him into joining Snapecast.

    I am glad you brought up the bit about Snape being a sex symbol. We definitely want Snapecast to be a balanced show and we know that not all our listeners find the idea of finding out the true color of Severus’ underwear appealing. Please feel free to contribute any contrary ideas (i.e. Snape is not supposed to be sexy!). Hopefully we’ll get more of this opinion when we finally find our elusive “Snape is Evil” voice too. Happy Snaping!


  2. On July 3rd, 2006 Erin said:

    I already sent an email and forgot to say that I loved the music in this episode. Especially the Safety dance and Etta James “just want to make love to you” cracked me up. As did snape’s pick up lines. “is that a house elf in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” :D lol


    Thank you! We always have so much fun picking out the music for the different segments. Not to mention coming up with all those Pick-up lines. If you liked those, just wait for the Top Ten in Episode 3, heehee!


  3. On July 6th, 2006 Rachel said:

    The second episode was just brillant!! I can’t even describe how much I loved it.
    The Fan Interview segment was wonderful, it really showed insight to the story and a different take on events. I found myself nodding in a agreement a few times.
    I laughed so hard during Chris’ ‘Where is Dumbledore?’ that I’m sure my parents think I’m insane now. Chris has a talent, and his accent makes me giggle when I hear it. (If you could pass that on to him, that’d be great.)
    I wont go into my thoughts on all of the other segments, because that would just take too long, but I want all of the Snapcast staff how much I support you guys. I hope you’ll continue to do this for a while on. Cheers Snapecast!

  4. On July 11th, 2006 Ms_S_Snape said:

    Another great Snapecast! EVerything was really fantastic and fun! I love your music selection, beautiful! My favorite part had to be Where is Dumbledore! Hahaha! How does he do all those voices? He really has a talent for that and it is brilliant. I look forward to more of that sort of thing in other podcasts. Maybe I should go stalk Chris and get his autograph..hmmm…hehe. You guys are great! Keep up the good work.

  5. On November 3rd, 2006 Jolijn (AngelDean) said:

    Uhm yeah AngelDean between ( ) because its mostly my nick lol, and my character O.o I write to much fanfiction I swear lol, though it could never be enough, hmmmm.

    Anyway another very very very awesome eppie, so sorry for the late reply, was slightly lost on the world and just downloaded eppisode 2 through 8 O.o… woooooo an entire weekend of fun yay *bounce* I have to admit I am so wondering who does the first Snape voice (not the one by Alan) but the one telling us that we should write it down… If its Chris, then damn boy you have a very SEXY voice, you are by far the best Snape voice (aside from Alan) that I have ever heard, please dont stop lol, makes me smile everytime I hear it… GO YOU :)

    As for the rest, keep up the awesome work, more replies soon following on the rest of the eppisodes, and as my happily twisted (very good and very sweet) mind has already written way to much lol it is time for me to hit the sack, seeing it is now 11 pm and I just came home from work :P and that I have to get up at 6 am *snicker*

    Love Jolijn, well Angel Dean lol, as she is as much inlove with Snape as I am, and she gets him too, I swear its no fair ^.^